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jocks?!?!

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Guest mopius

you know your a jock when--

 

1.you own and wear a visor

2.watch sports center every day and are mad when you miss it

3.spit all the time

4.like sports more than girls

5.you cant spell "enough"

6.your listening to Hot Boyz in your Jeep

7."weak" is used in most of you sentences

8.you make fun of others for not liking football

9.you wear sandels outside of the house, like to the mall or something

10.put on colongue to go to the store

damn think of more!!!!

 

this is dumb, but im bored

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Guest iced out mocha

you write aeon

you wear lots of polo and abercrombie

you eat sub sandwhiches alot

you drink protein shakes

you love blink 182

you have 10 lbs of gel in your hair (with a short hair doo)

you are named kip

you drink beer alot

you punch emo wussies and laugh

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Originally posted by mopius:

9.you wear sandels outside of the house, like to the mall or something

 

To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez.

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Guest iced out mocha
Originally posted by Secret:

To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez.

 

 

agreed. you should see my brother. haha thinks hes some bannana republic nerd.

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Guest SPLINTER

im a jock and only 1 or two apply to me. the hair gel thing and maybe the protein shakes. sandels yes, flip flops no and i wear socks with my guaraches

(im mexican) because i dont like people seeing my toes id rather show them my penis. but i like when girls wtih nice and pretty toes and feet wear sandals.

 

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fuck yall. i love kickin my flip flops on the beach in the summer.

 

 

but my girl does look after my feet.... they look nice.

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I wear socks if I ever wear sandals, which is rare, but I like girls that wear high heels not sandals.

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Guest KARD like WOE

i hate MEATHEADS>> i wish i could kill all those kids back in high school

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by iced out mocha:

you eat sub sandwhiches alot

you drink beer alot

you punch emo wussies and laugh

 

 

oh no... when did I become a jock?

I'm a nerd.. I swear it!!!

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Originally posted by iced out mocha:

you write aeon

you wear lots of polo

you drink protein shakes

you love blink 182

you punch emo wussies and laugh

 

isnt aeon that gay dude who used to come on here who wears pinks shirts?

i wear polo whats wrong with polo??

i drink protien shakes. but i dont play any sports i just lift and they help muscle development.

and i went to blink once its was a big mess of abercrombie ewwwwwwwwww. yet blink stop and said fuck jocks fucks sports

 

and people should just leave eachother alone someday one of them emo wussies is gonna get mad and pull out his teck

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polo is lovley

colongue is mandatory

beer is also mandatory

and i like subway too but i wish they seved beer

how about weighing 250 and wearing a wife beater to show off the new tribal armband you just got done....sure fire way to look like a date rapist

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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i deffinately have jock tendencies

 

i exercise A LOT

have more pairs of exercise type pants than anything else, varying colors of champion sweats, have a huge bin full of sweatshirts

wear flip flops, adidas sandals

wear short ass skirts, hi heels

constantly carrying around my water bottle

have like 5 different perfumes i vary depending on the occasion

am always drinking

 

but i DO NOT like jimmy buffet or play an organized sport.

 

does that make me a jock? who cares, i sure as hell don't

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Klypse:

I wear socks if I ever wear sandals

 

that's even worse

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Guest --zeSto--

WAIT JUST ONE SECOND...

there's nothing wrong with Jimmy Buffet.

And lots of beer is a good thing.

Being athletic is not being a jock.

You're alowed to like sports.

Beer is nothing to be ashamed of.

Dress comfortable no matter what people say.

Nothing wrong with a tall cool one or four.

did I mention beer..?

 

get off it

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Again I will say it.....some you people worry too much about other peoples thoughts, ways, and looks. Shutup. What does it matter to you?

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To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez.-secret

 

 

yo, betta lay off my flip-flopping lifestyle!...either that or i dont wear shoes at all....come on its summer tyme for christ sakes....

 

 

but yeah-socks and sandals-that retarded

 

 

....edit cause im drunk at work....i meant socks and sandals...and ya see twinkie knows what the fucking deal is!...........

 

[This message has been edited by mental invalid (edited 08-03-2001).]

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Aeon is a jock? I bet your beanpole ass plays fruitcake sports like tennis and golf. Haha. You even have the white knitted sweater like all those tennis fruitcakes do...

 

Don't get crazy. I'm only teasing your wanna be pretty boy ass...

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Guest Pilau Hands

"To people that wear flip flops.... WEAR SOME SHOES!! PLEASE!!! Toes hanging out everywhere and shit... geeez."

 

not if you paid me. youse a sucka...sucka!

 

"yo, betta lay off my flip-flopping lifestyle!...either that or i dont wear shoes at all....come on its summer tyme for christ sakes...."

 

ROE KNOWS WHAT'S UP!

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Flip Flops?!! I haven't worn that shit since 3rd grade... Give me a pair of loose skate shoes!

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