Guest sneak Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 just a few quotes from some people i know which are either A) gay B) funny or C)both.... I was being too busy being Justin Timberlake to care... said by friend no.1 after being stopped and searched by the police. Suddenly Tim Henman winning doesnt seem so good any more... said by friend no.2 after being told that because a tennis match dragged on (Henman being the English tennis player), a documentary about The backstreet boys wasnt going to be shown. You dont get fog in mountains. said by friend no.3 as we were driving on a mountain road, in fog. Whats a journalist? said by same girl who said the above quote. Is it on? friend no.4 when starting his car for the 1st time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest popasquat Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 FIRST!!!! damn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 =-Damn man,I couldn't even find the hole for like 5 minutes-= My friend after fuckin some chick =-where you at man?-= my friend calling me at my house =-wouldnt it be weird if like we were all gay-= some stupid bitch i work with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 some names have been editied to protect the innocent... u***science sleeps with a teddy bear.. d*ze one million is still scared of the dark.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 noum tends to giggle when i talk to him:crazy: :love: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 NOUM - man i just stuck a cucumber up my ass. Me - did you use lube? NOUM - NO, it's better that way. Me - man you're just nasty, go to jail and get raped, you'll like that more;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :lick: mMMm..i didn't know you save that convo..lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 yup thats my baby:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :yuck: you're a F4gR0ck0n3r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by sweetcherry yup thats my baby:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/banana.sml.gif'> HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/banana.sml.gif'> every time.. omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 lol thats sooo cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Please don't ruin the threads. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Yeah, it's so small. I also told you that the Canadian definition of small was, when translated from southern hemispherical styles, at least two point five times larger when the hemispherical conversion factor was employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Oh crap, you got me. You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 15 bogus points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL bogus points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Please don't ruin the threads. Thanks. yeh, allow fucking up this thread...zee zee im talking to you punk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 yeah zee zee, he's serious *spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 ^seriously into ruining threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 the otha day my friend asked a teacher if a assignment was due on the 26th or 36th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/banana.sml.gif'> i dont ruin threadshttp://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/banana.sml.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum the otha day my friend asked a teacher if a assignment was due on the 26th or 36th ha ha i did that once but i said 34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 arcel told me he had a small doodle thats sooo cute:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 not ffunny :cry2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 :o hmm..i'll delete the post if it would make you feel better.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> :D cheer up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 My friend told me how he stood in th middle of the freeway during a trafficjam in L.A. and fucked a pocket pussy with 50 people watching him, then a guy gave him $5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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