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The embarrass your friends thread...

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just a few quotes from some people i know which are either A) gay B) funny or C)both....

 

I was being too busy being Justin Timberlake to care...

said by friend no.1 after being stopped and searched by the police.

 

Suddenly Tim Henman winning doesnt seem so good any more...

said by friend no.2 after being told that because a tennis match dragged on (Henman being the English tennis player), a documentary about The backstreet boys wasnt going to be shown.

 

You dont get fog in mountains.

said by friend no.3 as we were driving on a mountain road, in fog.

 

Whats a journalist?

said by same girl who said the above quote.

 

Is it on?

friend no.4 when starting his car for the 1st time.

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Guest popasquat

FIRST!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

damn....

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=-Damn man,I couldn't even find the hole for like 5 minutes-=

 

My friend after fuckin some chick

 

=-where you at man?-=

 

my friend calling me at my house

 

=-wouldnt it be weird if like we were all gay-=

 

some stupid bitch i work with

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some names have been editied to protect the innocent...

 

u***science sleeps with a teddy bear..

 

d*ze one million is still scared of the dark..

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NOUM - man i just stuck a cucumber up my ass.

 

Me - did you use lube?

 

NOUM - NO, it's better that way.

 

Me - man you're just nasty, go to jail and get raped, you'll like that more;)

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Originally posted by sweetcherry

yup thats my baby:lol:

:lol:

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Yeah, it's so small.

 

I also told you that the Canadian definition of small was, when translated from southern hemispherical styles, at least two point five times larger when the hemispherical conversion factor was employed.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by effyoo

Please don't ruin the threads. Thanks.

 

yeh, allow fucking up this thread...zee zee im talking to you punk!

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Guest sneak

^seriously into ruining threads.

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the otha day my friend asked a teacher if a assignment was due on the 26th or 36th

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