Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
mental invalid

so what do you think satan is saying to ole strom right about now???

Recommended Posts

people are so psyched about the world's oldest cocksucker finally buying the farm that there are 3 threads about it..

 

awesome

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest HESHIANDET

i could care less. but im racist. sooooooo

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Beelzebub is wiping Strom's ass. Or do you think it's the 50's Strom in hell? I hope he is being sodomized by Lexington Steele and Wesley Pipes and Jake Steed and Mr. Marcus right now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Weapon X

Beelzebub is wiping Strom's ass. Or do you think it's the 50's Strom in hell? I hope he is being sodomized by Lexington Steele and Wesley Pipes and Jake Steed and Mr. Marcus right now.

 

what are you, a penis connoisseur?

 

http://www.qn5.com/pics/pause.jpg'>

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by destroya

what are you, a penis connoisseur?

 

hahai guess i watch too much porn!

 

i am a nihilist! i am an online personality, @ gem you put in your pocket and get corrupted by. Like Silvio Bersculoni, the Prime Minister of Italy, "...act and feel like you've got the Sun in your pocket...". He is bringing Italy to a dictatorship. Mad monopolies. Kid, """""""whatever.""""""""

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by mental invalid

probably asking when the hell mr. helms is coming into town?

 

Helms died..

 

 

youre talking about helms who was the head of the CIA.. who had dirt on everyone.. right?

 

 

because .. hes dead.

i have his obituary somewhere.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by destroya

what are you, a penis connoisseur?

 

pause.jpg

:lol:!

 

YOU ARE A GOD

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A FUCKING WEEK

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

DUDE IM HOLDING A PARTY NOW!!!!

 

 

strom form of hell is a land where hes is the one segregated n shit. and all the blacks are high class n shit and he gets linched every week.

 

 

hahahahaha. hey who wants to have a party when REAGAN DIES!!!

 

i am we are going to have a BBQ and theres gonna be 40s!

 

god what day its gonna be!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Originally posted by some pittsburgh flavor

i really had this conversation

 

it's official

 

i'm queer

 

and yeah, i know.

 

 

 

 

Auto response from Gatorsk8er7 (1:50:26 AM): Everything that keeps me together is falling apart. I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over.

 

Gatorsk8er7 (1:57:09 AM): back

ivotedreagan1 (1:57:11 AM): hi

Gatorsk8er7 (1:57:37 AM): i didnt have the courage to tell you that i had mispalced your cd before...

Gatorsk8er7 (1:57:41 AM): but i found it

ivotedreagan1 (1:58:01 AM): is it all ruined and scratched up

Gatorsk8er7 (1:58:16 AM): no..i took really good care of it

ivotedreagan1 (1:58:19 AM): awesome

Gatorsk8er7 (1:58:31 AM): im really sorry about the last one i returned

ivotedreagan1 (1:58:32 AM): i love that cd so much i'd hate you if it were ruined

Gatorsk8er7 (1:58:38 AM): i really am

ivotedreagan1 (1:58:40 AM): it's okay.. it still plays alright i guess

Gatorsk8er7 (1:58:56 AM): ill pay u..if you want me to

ivotedreagan1 (1:59:18 AM): cds are like a 50 pack for $15 and they give you a $15 rebate

Gatorsk8er7 (1:59:28 AM): im really sorry

ivotedreagan1 (1:59:34 AM): it's ok

Gatorsk8er7 (2:00:05 AM): ok....i've u cahnge your mind tell me

ivotedreagan1 (2:00:16 AM): ok

Gatorsk8er7 (2:00:56 AM): im listening to modest mouse right now

Gatorsk8er7 (2:00:59 AM): issss sooooo good

Gatorsk8er7 (2:01:02 AM): thanks again

ivotedreagan1 (2:01:39 AM): sure

Gatorsk8er7 (2:02:06 AM): it all will fall..fall right into place

Gatorsk8er7 (2:02:14 AM): yay

Gatorsk8er7 (2:04:55 AM): [friend A] just called modest mouse emo trash......

Gatorsk8er7 (2:04:57 AM): ahhhhh

ivotedreagan1 (2:05:04 AM): they aren't emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:05:18 AM): maybe because the only lyrics you sing to him are from that cd and they happen to be the most 'emo' lyrics?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:05:34 AM): they kind of are

Gatorsk8er7 (2:05:34 AM): theyre a little self indulgent

ivotedreagan1 (2:05:50 AM): not at all

Gatorsk8er7 (2:05:53 AM): i havent sung any to him...

ivotedreagan1 (2:05:55 AM): how do you mean

Gatorsk8er7 (2:06:12 AM): hang on...

Gatorsk8er7 (2:07:17 AM): number three on this cd is extremely emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:07:58 AM): you have had it for so long i cannot remember if it is perfect disguise or dark center of the universe

Gatorsk8er7 (2:08:37 AM): one sec

Gatorsk8er7 (2:13:03 AM): You've got the Perfect disguise and you're lookin' o.k.

From the bottom of the best of the worst, well what can I say

Cuz you cocked your head to shoot me down, down

And I don't give a damn about you or this town no more

No cuz I know the score

Need me to fall down, so you can climb up

Some fool ass ladder, well good luck

I hope, I hope there's something better up there

Cuz you cocked your head to shoot me down, down

And I don't give a damn about you or this town no more

No cuz I know the score

Well good luck believing every word that's said

I hope you have enough space in your head

I don't know, broke my back

 

Gatorsk8er7 (2:13:18 AM): that one

Gatorsk8er7 (2:14:19 AM): its actually #4

Gatorsk8er7 (2:14:29 AM): but it's emo as fuck

ivotedreagan1 (2:14:42 AM): do you even know what emo is

Gatorsk8er7 (2:14:51 AM): yep

Gatorsk8er7 (2:14:53 AM): i do

ivotedreagan1 (2:15:10 AM): so then you must know you're completely incorrect when you say that song is emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:15:13 AM): do u?

ivotedreagan1 (2:15:16 AM): yes

ivotedreagan1 (2:15:20 AM): actually, i do

Gatorsk8er7 (2:15:22 AM): it is

Gatorsk8er7 (2:15:36 AM): fine we'll let [friend A] be the judge of it

Gatorsk8er7 (2:15:37 AM): hang on

ivotedreagan1 (2:15:42 AM): ?

ivotedreagan1 (2:16:00 AM): yeah... get someone who doesn't like modest mouse and doesnt know about emo to tell you what they are...

Gatorsk8er7 (2:16:40 AM): ask anyone you feel like asking

Gatorsk8er7 (2:16:50 AM): im telling you theyre emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:16:57 AM): ?

ivotedreagan1 (2:17:03 AM): that's so absurd it almost hurts

ivotedreagan1 (2:17:33 AM): and it's "desolate earth" not "best of the worst"

Gatorsk8er7 (2:17:34 AM): he agrees

ivotedreagan1 (2:17:38 AM): of course he does

ivotedreagan1 (2:17:51 AM): do you even know what emo is?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:18:05 AM): yes i do

ivotedreagan1 (2:18:09 AM): what, then

Gatorsk8er7 (2:18:29 AM): y must you always dissagree with me....

Gatorsk8er7 (2:18:46 AM): emo is sulf pitying...whining music

ivotedreagan1 (2:18:50 AM): because when you're wrong and i'm right, we tend not to see eye-to-eye

Gatorsk8er7 (2:19:04 AM): poor me...this girl just broke my heart...boohoo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:19:07 AM): thats emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:19:13 AM): and how is modest mouse emo?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:19:42 AM): have you not read that perfect disguise song?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:19:53 AM): omg...it just fits the profile

ivotedreagan1 (2:20:03 AM): how is it self pity?

ivotedreagan1 (2:20:10 AM): i quote "i dont need you...anymore"

ivotedreagan1 (2:20:19 AM): er.. "...no more"

Gatorsk8er7 (2:20:25 AM): hang on

Gatorsk8er7 (2:21:07 AM): Need me to fall down, so you can climb up

ivotedreagan1 (2:21:13 AM): and you're saying because perfect disguise is a slow-paced song about nothing really, but mentioning not needing a girl, modest mouse is an emo band

ivotedreagan1 (2:21:29 AM): again, do you even know what emo is?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:21:42 AM): Cuz you cocked your head to shoot me down, down

Gatorsk8er7 (2:21:47 AM): its emo as hell

Gatorsk8er7 (2:21:53 AM): he's whining

ivotedreagan1 (2:21:57 AM): no, he's singing

ivotedreagan1 (2:22:01 AM): have you even heard real emo?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:23:03 AM): ok....let's just agree to disagree....and im not backing out of this because i feel im wrong..i just know how we get real heated at each other when we argue

ivotedreagan1 (2:23:41 AM): or, you are trying to tell me untruths, you are trying to incorrectly teach me what i already know

ivotedreagan1 (2:23:45 AM): modest mouse is not emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:23:55 AM): they do not come anywhere near what "emo" is

ivotedreagan1 (2:24:00 AM): emo started off as a joke

Gatorsk8er7 (2:24:05 AM): an-d....calm the fuck down

Gatorsk8er7 (2:24:09 AM): they are emo btw

ivotedreagan1 (2:25:20 AM): and people became emo fans in a nostalgic sense

ivotedreagan1 (2:25:24 AM): but it got taken way too far and the joke was lost

ivotedreagan1 (2:25:30 AM): and modest mouse, i assure you, is not emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:26:08 AM): ok..ok you're righ.....are you happy...you won....you're right....don't lose your temper...please..i don't want you to be any more pissed at me than you already are

ivotedreagan1 (2:26:15 AM): chill out

ivotedreagan1 (2:26:24 AM): why do yo ualways do that

Gatorsk8er7 (2:26:27 AM): right back at u

ivotedreagan1 (2:26:37 AM): you assume i'm flipping shit and then say "you win" 12 times

ivotedreagan1 (2:26:51 AM): i really want to know how one line of one song makes a band emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:26:59 AM): ok...you're right...im sorry

Gatorsk8er7 (2:27:10 AM): im wrong

ivotedreagan1 (2:27:10 AM): the rolling stones are emo because they have songs wherein the reference the opposite sex, then.

Gatorsk8er7 (2:27:13 AM): sorry

ivotedreagan1 (2:27:18 AM): you see, it doesn't even work like that

Gatorsk8er7 (2:27:31 AM): ok...you're right...im wrong..im sorry

ivotedreagan1 (2:27:34 AM): you say you're wrong, but you really think i'm being a dickhead for being right

ivotedreagan1 (2:27:38 AM): cut that shit out

Gatorsk8er7 (2:27:48 AM): calm down [sPF]

ivotedreagan1 (2:27:49 AM): why can't you ever rationalize anything

Gatorsk8er7 (2:28:10 AM): because i value your friendship aver my opinion

ivotedreagan1 (2:28:15 AM): umm

Gatorsk8er7 (2:28:15 AM): over*

ivotedreagan1 (2:28:30 AM): and you do not stand up for yourself for fear that i might think you're uncool?

ivotedreagan1 (2:28:56 AM): note: you trying to tell me what modest mouse is, is equivalent to me trying to tell you what canada's like

ivotedreagan1 (2:29:10 AM): example:

ivotedreagan1 (2:29:20 AM): Canada is a dictatorship because there is a guy in control.

ivotedreagan1 (2:29:30 AM): "do you even know what a dictatorship is"

ivotedreagan1 (2:29:31 AM): etc.

Gatorsk8er7 (2:29:40 AM): ok...you're absolutely positively right..i know absolutely right....

ivotedreagan1 (2:29:51 AM): saying that doesn't change anything

Gatorsk8er7 (2:29:51 AM): now wait a minute

Gatorsk8er7 (2:30:03 AM): i fucking do know what a dictatorship is

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:07 AM): it just makes me pissed off that you're too feeble to have an opinion

Gatorsk8er7 (2:30:13 AM): so fucking cut it out

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:27 AM): yeah, that went along with the example but i guess you didnt catch it

Gatorsk8er7 (2:30:39 AM): sorry....

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:43 AM): yo uwere supposed to be saying that to me

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:50 AM): because i had said the previous line

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:52 AM): etc.

ivotedreagan1 (2:30:58 AM): but anyway, they are not emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:31:01 AM): they are good msuic, indie if you want to go so far as to classify them, yes

Gatorsk8er7 (2:31:14 AM): ok....theyre indie....

ivotedreagan1 (2:31:19 AM): sure

Gatorsk8er7 (2:31:20 AM): sorry.....

ivotedreagan1 (2:31:27 AM): but don't say that because it's what i want to hear

ivotedreagan1 (2:31:30 AM): why do you think theyre emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:32:30 AM): i think it's just because [friend A] says so in a half-joking manner

Gatorsk8er7 (2:33:29 AM): i actually thought that they were emo before [friend A] said anything

ivotedreagan1 (2:33:42 AM): but you dont even know what emo is

Gatorsk8er7 (2:33:58 AM): please stop saying that i do whatever just because [friend A] says its right

Gatorsk8er7 (2:34:23 AM): and i think i have a pretty clear idea of what emo is

ivotedreagan1 (2:34:41 AM): what else besides that one line in the one song makes you think that band is emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:34:47 AM): i listen to it more tahtn u do

Gatorsk8er7 (2:34:55 AM): emo that is

ivotedreagan1 (2:35:22 AM): no, you listen to pop punk, pop punk/pop ska [the aquabats], and pop-emo-punk

Gatorsk8er7 (2:35:42 AM): ok...you're right

ivotedreagan1 (2:35:50 AM): dude, stop doing that

ivotedreagan1 (2:35:56 AM): that really shows a weak person

Gatorsk8er7 (2:36:30 AM): well then i guess im weak

ivotedreagan1 (2:36:34 AM): guess so.

ivotedreagan1 (2:36:59 AM): you're trying to tell me modest mouse is the same as the get up kids, though?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:37:49 AM): no..i didnt say that

ivotedreagan1 (2:38:09 AM): then you must mean that song is mellow and slow-paced

ivotedreagan1 (2:38:12 AM): not the band is emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:39:13 AM): no...like i said earlier...THEYRE EMO......

ivotedreagan1 (2:39:22 AM): and i asked how

Gatorsk8er7 (2:39:26 AM): or that cd is emo

ivotedreagan1 (2:39:28 AM): and you gave me one line from one song

Gatorsk8er7 (2:39:46 AM): your heart felt good........

Gatorsk8er7 (2:39:50 AM): thats another song

ivotedreagan1 (2:40:47 AM): well we're just men who're swimming in the water, didn't know then was it a son was it a daughter and it occured to me that the animals are swimming around in the water and the oceans and our bodies and [something] haven't found another ocean on the planet given that our blood is just like the atlantic

ivotedreagan1 (2:40:49 AM): how is that emo?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:41:13 AM): it just is

ivotedreagan1 (2:41:20 AM): no, it really is not

Gatorsk8er7 (2:41:21 AM): and you dont have to recite it

ivotedreagan1 (2:41:28 AM): i do because it does not make sense

Gatorsk8er7 (2:41:33 AM): i know it by heart

Gatorsk8er7 (2:41:39 AM): ok.....[sPF] YOU ARE RIGHT

Gatorsk8er7 (2:41:45 AM): sorry

ivotedreagan1 (2:41:55 AM): apparently i'm not because you think they're emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:42:31 AM): no...you're right...i just felt like arguing with you so that you'd talk to me.....you're right

ivotedreagan1 (2:42:53 AM): now youre making shit up

Gatorsk8er7 (2:43:06 AM): damn

ivotedreagan1 (2:43:55 AM): wild packs of family dogs, paper thin walls, life like weeds, lives, alone down there, (i was actually going to keep naming every song i remembered from there that is not emo when i realized they are all not) are not emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:44:49 AM): yea...you're right

ivotedreagan1 (2:45:04 AM): i kow you're saying that to shut me up

Gatorsk8er7 (2:45:45 AM): im trying to

Gatorsk8er7 (2:45:48 AM): just teasing

Gatorsk8er7 (2:46:00 AM): please don't get mad at me

ivotedreagan1 (2:46:41 AM): calm down, Over-Reactive-Blow-Shit-Out-Of-Proportion-And-Flip-Out Girl

Gatorsk8er7 (2:46:48 AM): in all honesty...i haven't been myself these days and i can't really control my temper all too well and i don't want you to get pissed off at me

ivotedreagan1 (2:47:02 AM): but modest mouse still isn't emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:47:16 AM): would you please stop making low blows?

Gatorsk8er7 (2:47:49 AM): i dont label you, do i?

ivotedreagan1 (2:47:52 AM): that blow is about as 'low' as sid vicious at any given time in 1976

ivotedreagan1 (2:47:57 AM): nope

ivotedreagan1 (2:48:04 AM): you sure as hell label modest mouse, though

Gatorsk8er7 (2:48:17 AM): ok...im sorry...

ivotedreagan1 (2:48:25 AM): dont apologize

Gatorsk8er7 (2:48:40 AM): y?

ivotedreagan1 (2:49:10 AM): it baffles me that even though i defined emo for you, went through lyrics and proved them sufficiently un-emo, referenced pop-emo bands and all the like, you still say they are emo

Gatorsk8er7 (2:49:46 AM): ok....[sPF] would you please just drop it...please....

Gatorsk8er7 (2:49:51 AM): im begging you

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

 

 

__________________

INTRODUCING SECURIWARS NEW RECRUIT ..A THUG WITH 666 ETCHED ON HIS BACK Ferris hires heavy to run east coast

 

Russell Findlay Exclusive

 

 

 

THIS is the latest recruit to the security firm wars - a heavyweight skinhead with 666 tattooed on his back.

 

Heavily-scarred George Kerr, 43, is the newest addition to a nationwide security operation masterminded by gangster Paul Ferris.

 

Kerr uses his fearsome reputation in Dundee to secure contracts for his paymasters at Frontline Security, which is based in Glasgow.

 

Now police fear bloody turf wars between rival security gangs could spread to the rest of the country from the west of Scotland.

 

There has been a spate of fire attacks, beatings and threats at sites in Glasgow, Renfrewshire and Lanarkshire. Frontline Security guards are now in place on sites in Dundee and Edinburgh.

 

One security source said: "Ferris is moving across the central belt and up the east coast." Gangsters have muscled in on the lucrative security trade and many firms are fronts for drug dealing and money laundering.

 

Frontline has joined forces with Guardion Security, which is run by fugitive ex-cop Paul Johnston.

 

Now gun runner Ferris has signed up his old pal Kerr to act as his man on the ground in Tayside.

 

The career criminal, who has always avoided public exposure, has 666 - the mark of the beast - proudly etched on the back of his neck.

 

Kerr operated now-defunct security firm Global Detection and Surveillance Agency in Dundee. He works on a freelance basis, taking a cut of any income from sites he wins for Frontline.

 

In recent weeks, he has secured at least four building sites for Frontline in the city. The security source said: "This sends out the signal that Frontline consider Dundee their turf.

 

"As well as having Ferris and his Glasgow mob in the background, they've got Kerr as a visible presence."

 

Kerr, who recently acted as a `minder' for disgraced former solicitor Paul Anderson, lives near Kingennie, on the outskirts of the city.

 

Anderson, 41, was exposed by the Sunday Mail last year after running up £1million in debts.

 

Scores of innocent investors lost their life savings as franchisees of Anderson's failed UK-wide mortgage firm. Kerr's rented property features a shop dummy with a blonde wig handcuffed to the railings which also displays a Neighbourhood Watch sign.

 

The mannequin, dressed in police helmet, army jacket and knee-length leather boots, was hanging by the neck from a telegraph pole until police told Kerr to move it.

 

On the door of Kerr's garage is a Frontline Security sign.

 

A Dundee underworld source said: "Kerr's been in there for a couple of years after driving out the previous occupants.

 

"Like all these so-called gangsters, Kerr is just a bully and a thug.

 

"He's always making trips to Glasgow and, frequently, criminals from there visit him in Dundee.

 

"This latest development with the security is no surprise. Kerr was an amateur boxer but spent most of his time on his backside. He's been in and out of court but, frequently, someone else takes the rap for him."

 

Kerr survived after being shot three times 10 years ago after a row over drugs. He was targeted in the Cutty Sark pub by one of the Satan's Slaves biker gang.

 

One source said: "The guy used an old revolver from the Second World War and the rounds were damp - which probably saved Kerr's life.

 

"He was still seriously injured but the other guy also left in a stretcher, as he was attacked after firing the shots."

 

Frontline is fronted by Billy Elliott, 36, and Pamela Petrie, 35.

 

In a recent BBC interview, Elliott denied being a frontman for Ferris, saying the gangster, recently released after being jailed for gun-running, was only a `consultant' to the firm.

 

Before being jailed in 1998, Ferris claimed to be a consultant for Premier Security, fronted by Harry Young, who is now in prison. In reality, it was Ferris's firm and it crashed twice, owing a fortune in unpaid taxes.

 

In recent months, Ferris has claimed Premier was a £3million a year success story with an "international clientele".

 

Scotland's security industry is a battleground for some of the country's most hated criminals.

 

The rogues' gallery includes Ferris, Bobby Dempster, Lewis Rodden, Paul Johston, Frank Carberry, Paul McGovern and Jason Dickson.

 

Over the past five years, the Sunday Mail has exposed tit-for-tat shootings, fire attacks, beatings and threats.

 

But police chiefs and politicians seemed reluctant to tackle Scotland's shameful security wars.

 

Many firms employ drug-dealing heavies and use the cloak of `security' as a front for organised crime.

 

But greedy crooks don't pay taxes or the minimum wage and many of the guards are drug addicts and criminals. As predicted by the Sunday Mail, the return of Ferris has sparked the latest wave of gang warfare.

 

An outbreak of blazes at half-built homes throughout the west of Scotland was described as "unprecedented" by fire chiefs and caused millions of pounds of damage.

 

The torchings led to Strathclyde Police launching its first high-profile operation against criminal firms in a bid to control the lawlessness.

 

Now it's the daunting task of Security Industry Authority boss Molly Meacher to put the gangsters out of business.

 

In March, the Scottish Executive simply extended the powers of the government agency from England and Wales. Meacher has vowed to put firms with "criminal intent" out of business by refusing them a licence.

 

But licensing won't be complete until 2005 and, for Ferris & Co, there's a lot of money to be made in the meantime.

 

A more worrying development is the fact some criminals now see ordinary homeowners as ripe for their services.

 

One such protection racket has already been attempted and housing associations have even paid public cash for gangster firms to patrol the streets.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by hold the cup

cramps im down, where you at?? have AIM.. ?

 

 

yah dude i got aim... but not now.. my comp is broken..im using my bros...

 

im in colorado by the way hit me up on e-mail.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×