One_in_Ten Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 So ive come to the conclusion that if i didnt like the outlaw lifestyle so much... I would make a super duper police man. I love to figure shit out. And after doing a lil research i think i could bag a lot of fools on this site not to mention maybe solve some REAL crime to boot. If i didnt hate cops so much i would most definately join the force, and get to catching crim'nals. that being said i would most assuredly fail any physicals and all drug tests being the fat vegan bastard i am. SO what would you do? case #one: who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 nah the hours suck, plus i dont like wearing gay looking uniforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 cops are retarded, and so are turncoats. being a cop would be too easy anyways. i dont know how more of you dont get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 what happened to your job tease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 police disgust me fucking worthless i would much rather be a private eye, with a license to kill [cops] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 who me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president the fucking economy sucks cock! true. but $360 got a job none the less. hahahah suckers im making loot!seriously.its at a mad fancy resteraunt. shit is going to be tight when i start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president FUCK A GOD DAMN JOB! i cant get hired for shit right now, the fucking economy sucks cock! fucking bastards. hate how corporations right now go so much power... they can fire you and treat you like shit because a billion mother fuckers need jobs... fucking sucks. :mad: the economy does suck but i dont think thats whats stopping you. being a cop would be too easy anyways. i dont know how more of you dont get caught. fo sho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 being a cop would give me the perfect excuse to go out and bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 yo my hands smell really bad right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFlax Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Unless you catch someone in the act or have a warrant for their arresst your can't bag anyone on this board. So don't bother wasting your time. Mad cops know where certain writers live but they haven't had probable cause to arrest them. Only if the property owner reports that name on their building and other propoerty numerous times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by SkyFlax Unless you catch someone in the act or have a warrant for their arresst your can't bag anyone on this board. So don't bother wasting your time. Mad cops know where certain writers live but they haven't had probable cause to arrest them. Only if the property owner reports that name on their building and other propoerty numerous times. this is more theoretical then a reality. But for real i know who you are and knowing that i could catch you buddy. beleive. anyway right now im thinking that civil servents really get shitted on. So i guess id rather be a CEO. Anyone know of any openings? hola! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 if i were a cop i totaly abuse my authority Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 40ozProphet Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 If I were a cop, I would shoot myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 You know if I was a cop it would be straight up VICE SQUAD! http://koti.mbnet.fi/jayjay/tvdome/miamivice/kuvat/index.jpg'> Evidence room? Oh you mean my fridge, right....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 belive it or not i am a cop i do graff as well, i do it for art not for crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by krie beliv i do graff as well, i do it for art not for crime i feel the same way... about my exsecively fast driving, un-insured, in my girls sisters boy friends moms whippola. Woosh thats me pssing fools right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by !@#$% police disgust me fucking worthless i would much rather be a private eye, with a license to kill [cops] right said (fred.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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