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Guest krie

Oh Shit..im growing old!

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Guest krie

what are some of the fears you have about getting old ?

mine are not being able to control your bladder, it be so bad when ur cruisin around the shops then bam! u just wet yaself..

also the fact that most old people stink

they talk alotta crap too

 

one good thing, you get a pensioners card, and you can skore free cups of coffee at McDonalds..

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Guest krie

speaking of bladders, i must go empty mine..

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Guest krie

- not being able to get a boner without using drugs...

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-driving like an old biddy..i fuckin cant stand old drivers! your liscense should be taken away at 50..dangerous ass people.

 

-having to pay bills is gonna blow like woah.

 

-having to worry about the future kids, and if theyre gonna either get knocked up/or knock some hoe up, and i'll end up payin for it.

 

-i will never smell like an old person, i'll only smelll when im dead, maybe not even then.:idea:

 

-not being able to see as well.

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my teeth falling out. best believe im gettin some ill gold open face dentures when that shit happens.

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Guest krie
Originally posted by rubbish heap

being old and single.. that's gotta suck.

 

yeah that would suck ass

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Originally posted by XxSugarxX

-having to pay bills is gonna blow like woah.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest krie

what does everyone think the good part of getting old is ?

 

grandkids ?

retirement be cool as well

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Guest krie

Bad - needing frames etc to help you walk

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Guest krie

ah yes.

that was over looked...

deffiently aint looking forward to deafness

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I'm all about being a cynical old man. As long as I have the energy to get in my wheelchair, go to a public place, and ruin everyone else's day, I'll be happy.

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Guest keep

fuck getting old, noone in my family has "aged gracfully" if i ever get to where i cant walk around by myself, i fucking hate hoverround commercials, they just need to put a fucking bullet in there heads1 oh your hear for a hoverround? come right back here and well put you out of your misery! what was i saying.... oh yeah. if i cant walk by myself or start to just ramdomly piss myself ill fucking put a bullet in my head.

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Guest krie

:lol:never thought of it that way before:lol:

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i just dont wanna be bed ridden or unable to do shit that i wanna do.....and i wanna be able to sex up the misses too....and all that other good stuff....

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