Poop Man Bob Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by MrChupacabra "alright Lois, i go to this and tonight i get anal........you clean the kitchen and no matter how clean it is, i get to bitch at you." Hahahaa! I love this show. I own the DVDs, too. They are key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmz Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 she hated my tie until she found out it was 100% metaboolic - metafeelic. how bout a lil tie music- Peters tie , peters tie , wut a really great guyyyyy . hey theres a lil tie music peter . youve been wearing that big foam cowboy hat for the past 6 months . PLEASE for your family take it off i can take it off . i just dont wanna..... GET AWAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by Daze One Million anyone remeber the episode where the dog was sititng on the couch and out of no where a horse drawn carriage runs by and then bursts into flames...i was dying :lol: for sure!! i saw that shit and was cracking up for so long....oh man...my poor ass doesn't have cable so i can never watch that show. and fuck the simpsons. they used to be good, the old episodes will always be good, but let them rest in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 http://www.fox.com/familyguy/bios/images/biostewie3.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro For some stupid fucking reason, the Cartoon Network over here plays in spanish all day, then late at night it's in english... well, Family Guy lands right in the transition time, and for some reason the signal seems to get fucked up, so the sound comes out in BOTH languages at the same time, and I can't understand a damn thing. It's extremely frustrating, especially when it only seems to happen at my place; my friends say it's fine for them. Arg. i had the same problem with my tv. call the cable company, then as soon as they tell you they don't know what it is pick up your controller and go through all the menu's it offers and just switch everything around. it worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 i don't watch the simpsons too much but when i do i still laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro For some stupid fucking reason, the Cartoon Network over here plays in spanish all day, then late at night it's in english... well, Family Guy lands right in the transition time, and for some reason the signal seems to get fucked up, so the sound comes out in BOTH languages at the same time, and I can't understand a damn thing. It's extremely frustrating, especially when it only seems to happen at my place; my friends say it's fine for them. Arg. Wow sounds like you got the dope deal...I want cartoon network in spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame Wow sounds like you got the dope deal...I want cartoon network in spanish. lol.....i used to watch the spanish channel at 4 am when i was 15 trippin on acid hahaha oh the memories of trying to understand them,at times i think i did hahahah........... fuck its hot as fuck outside..................:burned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyrax Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Family Guy is the only show on TV that actually makes me laugh out loud...that and the Daily Show. NOW SOME QUOTES: Incisor: ON THREE WE BITE THE TONGUE. ONE, TWO, THREE Stewie: OW! Peter (to himself): I have an uncle too... Peter (outloud): Come in (From the censored episode "Once upon a weinstein") Lois: Peter you just ate a years supply of food! Peter: What a waste of money, I'm not even full *drinks water and expands* Peter: Everybody out, I have to poop........NOW! Old Man: Yup, it's paradise alright....except for Randy Newman Family: Randy Newman? Old Man: Yep....just sits there all day singin' about what he sees *cue singing* Peter: You're not fat Chris, you just come from a long line of husky Griffins! Like your great great Uncle, Jabba-The-Griffin! *Random talk about dead relative* Peter (interupting after shitting his pants): UH-OHHHHHH.... Brian: J-just say something, please! Stewie: Oh for god's sake. Ummm. Yay, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac,' and Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better. Check check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting a hiss back here' Brian: Say something about my mother! Stewie: Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Umm...I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all 4 legs the same length. Lois: Oh no! Brian: Oh no! Chris: Oh no! Meg: Oh no! (Suddenly, the Koolaid guy jumps through a wall in the courtroom) Koolaid Guy: Ooooohhh yeaaaahhh All off the top of my head so they probably aren't accurate. Of course I've got the Season 1 & 2 DVD set ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous--how old are you? Connie: 16. Quagmire: 18? Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggity, giggity, gigg-i-ty. Quagmire is the man.... Hitler: If you are going to be in the Los Angelos area and would like tickets to Hitler, call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 family guy is better than any recent simpsons episode by FAR. good show. id watch it over the simpsons anytime unless maybe it was a brand new episode; ive allready seen all the simpsons episodes that dont suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by hyrax Lois: Oh no! Brian: Oh no! Chris: Oh no! Meg: Oh no! (Suddenly, the Koolaid guy jumps through a wall in the courtroom) Koolaid Guy: Ooooohhh yeaaaahhh i was waiting for someone to say that. Quagmire: Eh-heh, eh-heh, oooohhh yeeeaaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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