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Guest KING BLING

Fuck a wombat

 

Originally posted by .highborn

 

post some wombat flicks from America

 

If there is such a thing its this guy, but tourist dont get too close to him.

 

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Native Americans called it carcajou, a French corruption of an Native American word meaning Evil Spirit or Mountain Devil.

 

Like skunks, Wolverines have a scent gland which produces a strong musky odor. They use this to mark their territory and not as a defense measure. Their defense is to attack you with their sharp claws and teeth. Typically, Wolverines drive animals away from food by baring teeth, raising hair on their back, sticking up their bushy tail, and making a low growl.

 

The wolverine is noted for its strength, cunning, fearlessness, and voracity. It may follow traplines to cabins and devour food stocks or carry off portable items; its offensive odour permeates the invaded cabin. The wolverine is a solitary, nocturnal hunter, preying on all manner of game and not hesitating to attack sheep, deer, or small bears. No animal except humans hunts the wolverine.

 

If a wolverine was the size of a bear, it would be the strongest animal on Earth.

The wolverine's jaws are strong enough to crush bones.

Wolverines are capable of bringing down deer or caribou.

A cougar will back away if it is challenged for a carcass by a wolverine.

Wolverines are known among trappers for stealing food while fox or mink get caught.

Wolverines are strong enough to drag an animal carcass three times their own weight for some distance.

A wolverine's keen nose can smell food under snow.

Wolverines have been reported to drive packs of wolves from their kills.

 

A wolverine will dig 8 feet into the snow to find a hibernating rodent. Sometimes wolverines hide the carcasses in secret places like trees. They dig food pits in the summer for winter feeding. One pit was found with 20 fox and 100 ptarmigan carcasses. Wolverines tend to gorge themselves to the point of bursting.

 

 

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Re: Fuck a wombat

 

Originally posted by KING BLING

If there is such a thing its this guy, but tourist dont get too close to him.

 

http://blindkat.tripod.com/zoo/wolver1.jpg'>

 

Native Americans called it carcajou, a French corruption of an Native American word meaning Evil Spirit or Mountain Devil.

 

Like skunks, Wolverines have a scent gland which produces a strong musky odor. They use this to mark their territory and not as a defense measure. Their defense is to attack you with their sharp claws and teeth. Typically, Wolverines drive animals away from food by baring teeth, raising hair on their back, sticking up their bushy tail, and making a low growl.

 

The wolverine is noted for its strength, cunning, fearlessness, and voracity. It may follow traplines to cabins and devour food stocks or carry off portable items; its offensive odour permeates the invaded cabin. The wolverine is a solitary, nocturnal hunter, preying on all manner of game and not hesitating to attack sheep, deer, or small bears. No animal except humans hunts the wolverine.

 

If a wolverine was the size of a bear, it would be the strongest animal on Earth.

The wolverine's jaws are strong enough to crush bones.

Wolverines are capable of bringing down deer or caribou.

A cougar will back away if it is challenged for a carcass by a wolverine.

Wolverines are known among trappers for stealing food while fox or mink get caught.

Wolverines are strong enough to drag an animal carcass three times their own weight for some distance.

A wolverine's keen nose can smell food under snow.

Wolverines have been reported to drive packs of wolves from their kills.

 

A wolverine will dig 8 feet into the snow to find a hibernating rodent. Sometimes wolverines hide the carcasses in secret places like trees. They dig food pits in the summer for winter feeding. One pit was found with 20 fox and 100 ptarmigan carcasses. Wolverines tend to gorge themselves to the point of bursting.

 

 

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yeah, i said post flicks not if he lets tourists close to him

why the fuck would an american write wombat anyway, you probably have the stupid idea that he invented the word

whats all this shit about wolverines this is a wombat thread?

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Guest KING BLING

Re: Re: Fuck a wombat

 

Originally posted by .highborn

whats all this shit about wolverines this is a wombat thread?

 

Wolverines burry dead animals than eat the rotting corpse months later....your wombat is a bitch, wolverines take this shit

 

 

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Wombats have been known to kill children.

 

They survive car accidents. There beefy bastards I tells ya.

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Tassie devils are vicious little mongrels. They go skitz when they get riled up, although they dont go quite crazy enough to create a mini tornado.

 

I remember going camping and hearing wombats under the cabins, you scare them out, throw rocks at them and watch them waddle away quickly. The downside is when they come back when you're sleeping and eat your young, but easy come, easy go.

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