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Lets judge heydrich

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heydrich is the hottest thing in channel zero since mr president now that mr president has gone, i think we should start judging him

 

 

 

screenname: R.heydrich

 

age: 17-22

 

his life: iam assuming he wakes up and eats mayonaise off his hairy fat chest with a spoon, he wears cum stained trackie pants and has a whole bunch of black label porn he hides under the couch so his mum wont see when his mum gets home he asks her if she bought him any sweets from the supermarket, she says no, he then kicks up gets all angry and they get into an argument and dont talk to each other for the rest of the night he is constantly putting up the middle finger at her when her back is turned, one time he was feeling hardcore and scratched his eye with his middle finger..she didnt notice. he was very dissapointed

 

 

 

so anyone else want to continue judging him?

 

or better yet you guys could judge me either way thats what the thread is here for

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Heydrich shits on all your puny asses. He's a damn better writer than a lot of people on here, and i mean a loooooot of people on here.

 

 

 

And he doesn't eat his mayonnaise with a spoon.

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And he doesn't eat his mayonnaise with a spoon.

:lol: he got my vote

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Originally posted by crave

judge not, for ye too shall be judged..

and thats why i rarely do it....eccept sometimes....like now....what a dumb thread. i hate you, I HATE YOU! haha. who cares?

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no beef with R.hey .. and dont compare r.hey with tease..go no.

 

RH is ill

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oh hes just mad because i accidently ran over his dog once. except replace accidently with purposly and dog with son and once with multiple times.

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Guest Uncle Wiggly

he like the Nazi's and he's dumb like a box of rocks

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Guest Uncle Wiggly
Originally posted by R. Heydrich

I hope you realise that in insulting my inteligence you said something that makes no sense.

 

realize buffoon

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Originally posted by R. Heydrich

Word just in! The REAL R. Heydrich exposed!

 

He can usually be found sitting back with a light, easy to prepare meal taken from his self generated menu of foods that are quick and easy, but also aren't too heavy as to not upset the longh list of stomach conditions he has notched up over his teen years.

 

And i'm tellin ya, it aint pretty to be around this guy after he's just eaten heavy foods. You can't help but think he's going to vomit everywhere, judging by the noises he makes.

 

Originally posted by R. Heydrich

He is brutally overprotective of his family, and the only known instances of him breaking his super pacifism is in doing so.

 

And it's not pretty.

 

Originally posted by R. Heydrich

Phisically, he is short, well shaped but not overly defined.

 

Don't lie, he's short alright, but built like a greek god.

 

Originally posted by R. Heydrich

Basically, his is the perfect Australian life. Peacefull, full of fun and romance and devoid of any stress of the future, as he basks in the comfort of a rich and full inheritance

 

How very true. I envy your carefree life sometimes heydrich. The rest of us have to work for a living.

 

 

 

And to uncle wiggly, you moronic halfwit. Once you reach a more senior level of highschool, or once you reach highschool at all, as it may be, you will learn that here in Australia, we speak english. Using the english language, you'll find that the letter S is used in a lot of words where you americans would put a Z. I know what you're thinking, "no way, we didn't change it from an S to a Z, they changed the letters around!" Well my friend, you'd be wrong there. Noone knows why the americans decided to change the letters, but the rest of the world has a term for it. "Bastardization."

 

 

Who's the buffoon now?

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Guest Uncle Wiggly
Originally posted by Dead End

Who's the buffoon now?

 

well I mentioned how he likes the Nazis and now you're defending him so... both of you?

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r heyd is a nice young fellow, we enjoy talking on aim of the horrible things we plan to do to tease..i mean..we..uh ..we talk about his pet kangaroos a lot.:huh?:

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