Parted Ways Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 i don't know why. i was lying down on my bed talking to a friend on my mobile then all of a sudden i had the urge to fart.* so i let it out forgetting about earlier. it felt gooey and warm. "OH SHIT, I FUCKING SHAT ON MYSELF!" "that's nice to hear. i'll talk to you later, bye." then i thought to myself, "god i hope i won't get my bed dirty trying to get off of it." so i'm in the bathroom and took off my underwear and went ahead and shat the rest of the diarrhea out in the toilet. this was the first time i had to wipe feces off a good portion of my butt. i thought it was pretty funny. the first thing that came to mind was that i thought my body was jacked up because of the paint fumes. i then remembered i don't paint a lot. my family thinks it's becasue i drank beer. * i had the urge to fart a few hours earlier when i was half asleep but it felt like i was going to shit myself if i let it go. so i held it in. Boy Sets Fire - White Wedding Dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 why do people say "shat" it gets me mad, anyway that shat was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 :lol: tuttle poke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by King_Krook HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ok maybe i exagerated a lil but that is DEFINATLY one of the funniest things i've read in a LONG time:lol: :lol: :lol: :king: :lol: :lol: sick!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Parted Ways the first thing that came to mind was that i thought my body was jacked up because of the paint fumes. i then remembered i don't paint a lot. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 nah see, i've been painting for almost two years now. i usually paint in well ventilated areas so i hardly smell the fumes.and if i did, i'd just back off. but i don't know/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 how can you not smell it? i've painted on open lines, came back the next afternoon and still could smell it. *ventilator smiley* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 http://www.fotoblick.de/cards/shit-happens.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity how can you not smell it? i've painted on open lines, came back the next afternoon and still could smell it. *ventilator smiley* like i said, i hardly paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by metallix http://www.fotoblick.de/cards/shit-happens.jpg'> this reminds me of the scene in jurassic park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 http://www.publicitywhore.com/pwblast25/graphics/dependsgroup.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL http://www.publicitywhore.com/pwblast25/graphics/dependsgroup.jpg'> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by spooney luv shit happens. <3boy sets fire<3 shat* ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Daze One Million shat* ;) not unless he was talking past tense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaZe Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 http://66.45.57.13/wwyk/shows/simpson/ralph.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by King_Krook Poo-Poo Platter anyone there's a pu-pu platter at zippy's :) anyway, i took probably 6 quick diarrhea sessions after i made this thread. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 ive done that alot. disney land when i was like 5. i just got off space mountain and i thought i was just gonna fart. but no i shitted. also at church i thought it would be just a fart again. but no it wasnt i had to go commando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man this weekend sucked i took a crap at my cousins house and it was like a fuckin log. i flushed before using any paper and it still got clogged. so before i could use plunger i had to wipe. so i do. then i take nother crap while toilet is still plugged(bad move). like usually the water would just slowly drain, but it didnt. i was in the bathroom for like 5 hours and you could here the swoosh blsdf swosh sound from the plunger. when i was through i was sweaty, covered to my knees in shit water smelled like bathroom and still didnt fix the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by JaZe http://66.45.57.13/wwyk/shows/simpson/ralph.jpg'> quite possible the best thing you have ever posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 it tastes like burning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 yea it is but it sucked. i had to clean crap mixed in with shit water off the floor and for some reason there was like this red food thing i must of eaten. i had to clean the floor twice cuz i flushed twice whlie checking if the toilet worked, it didnt. later my dads like (this is translatin from konglish) ok eat this (watermelon) it will make your poo softer. god the toilets never been clogged like that before. you should go crap at least everyday. poo is poison, its bad for your body if its in too long." yea i go about once a week, but i have my reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 i hate takin shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 i care little about what you said. im just gonna post........takin a crapfactory factoryworker workerbee beeitches itching balm balmy beach beach tan tanning salon salon hair hair dye dye u faggots for anyone whos actually read the inane crap i post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by the A squad i care little about what you said. im just gonna post........takin a crapfactory factoryworker workerbee beeitches itching balm balmy beach beach tan tanning salon salon hair hair dye dye u faggots for anyone whos actually read the inane crap i post damn whats up your ass? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 ur mom!!! oooohhhhhhh burned........................yea i hate it when people say ur mom.....damn its just reallly annoying. damn i hate myself now. thanks a lot i hope your happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hey man i was only playin...but if my mom is up your ass...you and her got a lot of explainin to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 man im confused. i cant keep up with what im postin in what threads. did u read my post right? no? counterstrike? oh damnit?bathroom? ehhahdfasldj;didjf overloaddddrddarddrdrdrd neo asd anomollyyayydy assaseieakddk no adifl prrrrrrrrrooooooooooggggrraaammmm muustt tallkkkttto aarkitekt kfc chikensss style......bbbbbbeeeeeeeppppp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by the A squad ...ehhahdfasldj;didjf overloaddddrddarddrdrdrd neo asd anomollyyayydy assaseieakddk no adifl prrrrrrrrrooooooooooggggrraaammmm muustt tallkkkttto aarkitekt kfc chikensss style......bbbbbbeeeeeeeppppp now thats what im saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 i like apples and watermelons when crunchy. oranges that are not too sour. carrots with ranch palmagranets when palmy pizza thin slices see u guys are still reading this :P :P :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 does anyone do really really horrible poos after a night of heavy alcohol consumption???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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