Father John Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 your mom got nailed by the colonel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Colonel Harland Sanders the founder of KFC is burried in Cave Hill Cemetery here in Louisville. Fact> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Originally posted by Father John your mom got nailed by the colonel? he used on of these http://www.letsgobowling.co.za/bowling/chicken.gif'> , it was a real "boner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the JEL kid Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 shit i dunno ...live long i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 hmm good question things i've done: lived independently without any help from my parents found someone to love fully drugs graf gone to 4 schools after high school gone to jail won a brawl traveled all over the place vegetarian did some dirty stuff got so drunk that i've blacked out and fell to the floor skated semi pro done a zine met cool peoples kissed a girl (tongue) what i want to do: marry have children own a house get more tats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 in the last 3 years.... went to mardi gras... lived in damn near every fucking state on the eastcoast for some ammount of time ... lived in panama city beach FL for a couple months... got my ass handed to me in baltimore... been to jail.... been to court about a dozen in a half times.... owe 10G's... started some shool.... joined a service... made my parents proud... made my parents mad... almost got engaged... fucked alot of girls in a short ammt of time... carry a gun... sleep less... travel more... paint less... feign more... started smoking... turned 21... spent damn near ALL of my restitution moolah on alcohol... done a grip of heavens... seen a guy get shot right in the middle of a crowd... contemplated death... contemplated life... contemplated sleeping....gnight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly ate 1/2 lb of shrooms That a typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 what's the record for the amount of days someone has gone without taking a crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 im going on 3...theres gotta be someone out there with something rediculous though...i feel bad for that poor fool.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Good thread. Im just writing as much as I can think of. Truthfully my life is wayyyy less chaotic and more boring than most peoples. Dones: Been around the world. Smoked weed. Done Graffiti. Kissed a pretty girl. Got a fun job. Made straight A's in high school. Shot a gun. Learned how to wail hard on a guitar. Been a good person to people. Not been arrested or ticketed ever or really gotten in much big trouble at all! Never been in a car accident. Been to an American house party. Been happy in life. Been alive! Seen dead people. (not a positive thing) I have lived pure. Skateboarded and snowboarded and mountain biked in a lot of cool places. Had a visit by a bear to my campsite and managed to not move a muscle for 3 hours straight, and not get eaten by the bear. Snowboarded in july and june. wacked off 8 times in 1 day Threw my arm out for a couple of days from playing air guitar. Smoked a ciggarete. Talked to a bum. Made a ninja mask out of a t-shirt and done a cool ninja kick. Met a lot of cool people. Lit off fireworks in a porta potty. Danced. Explored a creepy ass abandoned building. seen a moose! learned how to alter reality in any way I please withought drugs! Listened to a lot of fucking cool ass music!!!!!!!!!! Ate a lot of weird ass shit. Done a shitload of kava kava pills. Broke into places. Shoplifted stuff. Worn some cool fucking clothes. Rocked the fuck out. Been a real fucking cowboy in the real fucking west. Been in a gnarly fucking bike accident. Gotten stitches. Fainted 2 times! Never broken a bone. Been to rome! Pulled a big ass double jump on my bike. Owned a small empire.(not really) Been in a 15 passenger van that got air. Been very prosperous. Goals for life: Get a beautiful wife. Have sex with a really hot girl. Drive very fast with night vision goggles in a black car with the lights off at night. live overseas. Not be a pussy. Not die when I am young. Graduate College. Be in a band that plays some shows. See hopesfall in concert. Drive a motorcycle. Drive a vespa. Witness a riot! Become fluent in spanish or any other language. Pull off something amazingly complicated and crazy that has no fucking meaning at all. Maintain a youthful spirit even when I am really really old. Not become too serious or angry about life. Get some random chick to show me her boobs. Get an apartment in a cool ass city. Live a long life. Not get into a car accident. Not get arrested untill i have moved out on my own. And try to not get arrested ever. Paint a freight. Conquer stuff. Live a life that has meaning and accomplish somthing that is worth living for. Basically do a lot of fun fucking cool stuff whithought being too destructive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 things i want to achieve in life: fuck 2-3 sexy beatiful girls at once whilst they lick each otherr out and lick my balls own a good car own a boat own a house have a very beatiful wife brunette nice tits & nice personality that understands my jokes have 2-3 kids eldest son (who will become a boxer or something to look after his sister and little bro) a daughter (who will become a model or something and will NOT be a slut) a 2nd son (who will be a funny cunt not giving a fuck) and have a job i enjoy and get good money from travel the world (meet my wife in italy or something...) get all of 2 pac, notorious b.i.g. and nas albums learn to play the guitar well learn a good martial arts and become excellent at it most of all enjoy life and have fun these things i suspect will fulfill my life and i will be at my happiest when i achieve them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 shoot some one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream im going on 3...theres gotta be someone out there with something rediculous though...i feel bad for that poor fool.. Pssh. Try 11 days. I'll spare the details. Done: Had a lot of fun. Want to: Continue having a lot of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 PUNCHED A CELEBRITY:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 things i've done: Succesfully blown my life savings in one or two days (hella cheese) spent over $600 on spicey chickens from hardees one summer head butted a girl Had sex with a girl 30 minutes after she said no when we first met been hooked on coke and succesfully kicked the habit had a pet that didn't die in a few days robbed some one on the street broke into houses/ cars stole and sold liquor to kids under 21 for $15 a bottle things i want to do: Own my own business own my own home by way of HUD repo Own two fully restored classic cars live ghetto fabulous have a family go to shake a celebrities hand and then pull my hand away and run it through my hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 done: stink palmed a movie star had sex with the most beautiful girl lived on the beach make money off art learned more than one trade been on TV/magazines (small time) want to do: stay out of jail jump out of a plane have a three some fall in love travel the world move to the beach trip on acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Re: Re: hmm good question Originally posted by BigOatser you still skate money grip? No not anymore. I stopped back in 98-99. I can still pull tricks out of my ass though because my hubby tried to skate not too long ago and I was showing him some of the tricks that I used to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 I want to stay in Europe for a while and paint transit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 great accomplishments in my life: walk/run. speak english. tie my shoes. playing instruments. things i want to do: direct a movie. be in a movie. paint more. skate more. ride more. write a book that doesnt follow proper english etiquite. make more music. make more money. quit my job. but make more money. go to alot of places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 things ive done been on television been on the radio fucked two girls in one night (not a 3sum) owned my own motor cycle and car (still got em) been to Bali, Scotland, New Zeland cant think of other things atm... things i want to do Travel more own my own house have sex with a girl at least 5 years older then me get a job i enjoy find a wife and have a kid eventually and others i cant think off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 what ive done: hit a game winning home run kicked out of a hockey game for trying to fight a coach had my name chanted at a football game saw my best friends mom(milf and a half) naked smoked a blunt and drank with the same kids dad came damn close to a 3 some(everything but sex) gone out with the girl of my dreams only to realize she wasnt... what i need to do: find a profession with groupies be happy with my life when im old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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