Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Pssh, cmon dude, don't front like a fucking AIRCRAFT CARRIER doesn't completely destroy a luxury yacht with its intrinsic pimpness alone... Man, while Mr. Luxury rolls up in his dopey jet ski on the beach, macking on models, I fucking land a SEAPLANE right next to him and completely ruin his shit. He'll be like "Hey there young lady, would you care to join me for some Courvoisier, dinner, and party favors on my yacht?", and I'll be like "Yo, you wanna do lines off my fucking tarmac? My ship holds over 4,000 tons of cargo". It's over, man. And dude: You can't find a better way to break sex laws with that kind of technological marvel around. Oh, and if I bought that carrier, it would ALSO have "hesh nigger what" on its side, regardless of my being Hesh or not. i humbly bow down to you man. i think it is imparitive that sometime in the next year we team up and handle some bizznass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 if its too good to be true, it probaby isnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 98,000 gallons of fuel? at $1.80 it would cost $176400 to fill that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 I'd paint "FUCK FLOAT" on the side of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 I could see Master P buying one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Arrr sea rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Sea rats, aka Pi rats.... ahaha I'm so oldschool I steal jokes from Shakespeare. Anyway. I'd take it if it comes with ammo and hot chicks. Or just hot chicks. Fuck fuel, I'd just park somewhere and have it as some sort of independant nation. Then enjoy it for a couple years. Then fill it with monkeys and hippos and train them to fire at Switzerland. Cuz that would be so ghetto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller I could see Master P buying one. for real :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro He'll be like "Hey there young lady, would you care to join me for some Courvoisier, dinner, and party favors on my yacht?", and I'll be like "Yo, you wanna do lines off my fucking tarmac? My ship holds over 4,000 tons of cargo". It's over, man. HAHAAHA! this is the second time I've actually laughed out loud at my computer! Quote of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo HAHAAHA! this is the second time I've actually laughed out loud at my computer! Quote of the year! Am I retarded or something? I constantly laugh out loud at my computer. People always open my door and ask me who I snuck in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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