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Originally posted by SteveAustin

I've shower sexed up the last two girls I've dated.

 

unfortunately, there will be no shower sex in my shower until I get up off my lazy ass and clean that thing up. kinda lookin' shady right now.

 

Ew, I don't wanna hear stuff like that from you!!!!

With a previous ex, showers started as something hot and sexy and all about sex then it turned into sharing the shower to save time.

But yeah I dig it.

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

showers started as something hot and sexy and all about sex then it turned into sharing the shower to save time.

But yeah I dig it.

 

yeah exactly! plus the fact that i bother him in the shower anyway. i put a mister T doll on a piece of wire and make it dance from above to piss him off. one time mister T actually had a pizza slice in his hand too. an actual pizza slice. haha. sometimes ill come and squirt chocolate sauce on him in the shower. um-- what else......... i've taken pics of him when he doesnt know. just alot of funny stuff. he does the same. oh-- and i sneak a hand in and turn the hot water to cold-- that always gets him.

 

we take alot of bubble baths together too. nice and relaxing

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Originally posted by Hallowed

at least 5 minutes of just that, you can get cool drips too. then when im done, i have to deface the mirror a couple of times.

 

haha, exactly, it's all about writing on the tiles in the shower, and then the mirror afterwords, i thought i was the only one who did that. every day.

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Originally posted by test pattern

does anyone do that shit anymore? or is it totally "so 1992!!"

 

i never hear anything about it anymore

 

 

no way, fool! i thought shower sex was required for any relationship over two months?

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

I think that halo needs to be shattered in pieces.

 

that's funny...you're not the only person with that opinion. one of my friend's wifes informed me that I'm a dick and I shouldn't even bother pretending to be a nice guy. I've tried being nice but as she pointed out you can't change a leopards spots...

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

that's funny...you're not the only person with that opinion. one of my friend's wifes informed me that I'm a dick and I shouldn't even bother pretending to be a nice guy. I've tried being nice but as she pointed out you can't change a leopards spots...

 

I'll take that as a warning and keep the hell away from your non-halo ass.

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

I'll take that as a warning and keep the hell away from your non-halo ass.

 

ha-ha. the point at the end of the conversation was that I should stay away from nice girls...you know the kind that LET you walk all over them. I need a lady that's not a push over...you know...the kind that will keep me in line and smack me upside the head every now and then. for some reason I always suspected you were the latter...but if you are indeed the former...you should run and never look back.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

ha-ha. the point at the end of the conversation was that I should stay away from nice girls...you know the kind that LET you walk all over them. I need a lady that's not a push over...you know...the kind that will keep me in line and smack me upside the head every now and then. for some reason I always suspected you were the latter...but if you are indeed the former...you should run and never look back.

 

Your suspicions would be correct.

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