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this was done aboot 5 min ago..



secra tivls liik: the fuck are you?

DrumFFunk: what the fuck did you do to my sister

secra tivls liik: who are you?

DrumFFunk: dont ask stupid questions!

DrumFFunk: what the fuck did you do??

secra tivls liik: who is your sister?

DrumFFunk: sandy

DrumFFunk: why did she come home bloody??



secra tivls liik: took her cherry? is that a crime?


secra tivls liik: who am i?

DrumFFunk: i said dont ask stupid questions

DrumFFunk: dont fuckin play with me bitch

DrumFFunk: im gonna kill you

secra tivls liik: :-(

secra tivls liik: :'(

DrumFFunk: i know where you live

secra tivls liik: where's that?

DrumFFunk: im gonna slit your throat when you fall asleep

secra tivls liik: "don't ask stupid questions, bitch. i'm a hardass."

DrumFFunk: dont toy with me boy

DrumFFunk: you dont want to do that


secra tivls liik: all right, all right. i'll come clean.

DrumFFunk: you best

secra tivls liik: where do you want me to meet you?

secra tivls liik: i'll come clean, i promise.

DrumFFunk: GOOD!

DrumFFunk: 4th and brodway

secra tivls liik: so like

secra tivls liik: you wanna cyber?


DrumFFunk: yah i do

secra tivls liik: so like

DrumFFunk: you start

secra tivls liik: i take off your clothes

secra tivls liik: and suck on your supple breasts

DrumFFunk: oh yah AT 4:00 pm tommorrow

secra tivls liik: what do you do?

DrumFFunk: mm keep going

secra tivls liik: sure, i'll be holding an 18" dildo.

DrumFFunk: good

DrumFFunk: i need a duble though

DrumFFunk: you got a dubble

secra tivls liik: from comefuckmenow.com?

DrumFFunk: ?

DrumFFunk: a dubble dildow

DrumFFunk: dildo

secra tivls liik: DILDOW

secra tivls liik: HAHAHA

secra tivls liik: OMG U MUST BE A WIDOW

secra tivls liik: NIGGA


secra tivls liik: hahaha don't change the subject, nigga

DrumFFunk: you did ass

DrumFFunk: and im indian

secra tivls liik: yeah i tore her ass apart, dog.

DrumFFunk: word

secra tivls liik: that's where all the blood is from.

DrumFFunk: was it good

DrumFFunk: well it was on her face

secra tivls liik: wait, your sister's 12, right?

DrumFFunk: no 11

secra tivls liik: yeah then i facefucked her

secra tivls liik: yeah whatever the bitch lied to me

DrumFFunk: mmm

DrumFFunk: i see

secra tivls liik: so what up, josh?

DrumFFunk: yo you got me

DrumFFunk: hahaha

DrumFFunk: whut up dogg

secra tivls liik: do you still have my shit dog?

DrumFFunk: no

DrumFFunk: why

secra tivls liik: cuz i gotta pick it up, nigg.

DrumFFunk: oh

DrumFFunk: well i dont got it

DrumFFunk: i think i lost it

DrumFFunk: what ever hahaha

secra tivls liik: really, josh?

DrumFFunk: yup

secra tivls liik: man you probably left it in your drawer again

secra tivls liik: you stupid nigger

secra tivls liik: hahaaha

DrumFFunk: naww

secra tivls liik: look now, man

DrumFFunk: i DONT GOT IT

DrumFFunk: realy

DrumFFunk: hahaha

secra tivls liik: aww man

DrumFFunk: hahahaha

DrumFFunk: your fault for leaving it

DrumFFunk: dumbass

DrumFFunk: you know not to trust me

secra tivls liik: hahah you remember that time you left that shit in the drawer and fucking nick was like OMG YOU LOST IT!!!!!!!!!111111111

secra tivls liik: i guess not, i hate niggers anyway

DrumFFunk: yah hahahaha nicks sutch a fag

DrumFFunk: hahaha

DrumFFunk: dumb shit


secra tivls liik: you lost my entire mic stand, huh?

secra tivls liik: KEPT IT IN THE DRAWER

secra tivls liik: WOW UR SO STHEOUDPEID3

secra tivls liik: omg so lyk

DrumFFunk: hahaha

secra tivls liik: wanna go back to cybering, mr. anonymous prankstuh

secra tivls liik: YOU AIN'T NO WANKSTUH

DrumFFunk: dumb ass

secra tivls liik: jyee.

DrumFFunk: no im an apachie CHIEF

secra tivls liik: BIG CHIEF NO SHIT

secra tivls liik: BIG SHIT NO CHIEF

secra tivls liik: RHHRHRHRHRH

DrumFFunk: gaaaarrrr

DrumFFunk: you nigga yall got some crack??

secra tivls liik: jyeeeeeeeeeeee

DrumFFunk: portch munky

DrumFFunk: moon cricket


DrumFFunk: i think your a big poser

secra tivls liik: yeah me too

secra tivls liik: i hate myself

secra tivls liik: that fuckr.

secra tivls liik: er

secra tivls liik: :-(

DrumFFunk: good you fag

DrumFFunk: i bet you rollerblade too

DrumFFunk: hahaha

DrumFFunk: put on some hot pants and go skate the town cheech


Auto response from secra tivls liik: I am away from my computer right now.






keep posting your net thrashes! lets keep this a weakly deal!

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J-dogg: Your pretty funny

DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx

J-dogg: Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)

DirtyKate: Who are you?

J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.

J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's

DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

J-dogg: Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate: Umm...Yes

DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza.

J-dogg: I'm on my way now though

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.

J-dogg: How did you know?

J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate: wtf?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat

DirtyKate: Fuk

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Originally posted by BigJoe













...... oh i thought this thread was about dissing ppl... oh well eat cock anyway!

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Originally posted by Zee_Zee

Originally posted by Zee_Zee

Originally posted by Zee_Zee

Originally posted by Zee_Zee


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