CRAMPS Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 this was done aboot 5 min ago.. secra tivls liik: the fuck are you? DrumFFunk: what the fuck did you do to my sister secra tivls liik: who are you? DrumFFunk: dont ask stupid questions! DrumFFunk: what the fuck did you do?? secra tivls liik: who is your sister? DrumFFunk: sandy DrumFFunk: why did she come home bloody?? DrumFFunk: WHAT DID YOU DO! secra tivls liik: took her cherry? is that a crime? DrumFFunk: DONT FUCK AROWND!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER!!?? secra tivls liik: who am i? DrumFFunk: i said dont ask stupid questions DrumFFunk: dont fuckin play with me bitch DrumFFunk: im gonna kill you secra tivls liik: :-( secra tivls liik: :'( DrumFFunk: i know where you live secra tivls liik: where's that? DrumFFunk: im gonna slit your throat when you fall asleep secra tivls liik: "don't ask stupid questions, bitch. i'm a hardass." DrumFFunk: dont toy with me boy DrumFFunk: you dont want to do that DrumFFunk: now WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?? secra tivls liik: all right, all right. i'll come clean. DrumFFunk: you best secra tivls liik: where do you want me to meet you? secra tivls liik: i'll come clean, i promise. DrumFFunk: GOOD! DrumFFunk: 4th and brodway secra tivls liik: so like secra tivls liik: you wanna cyber? DrumFFunk: BE THERE DrumFFunk: yah i do secra tivls liik: so like DrumFFunk: you start secra tivls liik: i take off your clothes secra tivls liik: and suck on your supple breasts DrumFFunk: oh yah AT 4:00 pm tommorrow secra tivls liik: what do you do? DrumFFunk: mm keep going secra tivls liik: sure, i'll be holding an 18" dildo. DrumFFunk: good DrumFFunk: i need a duble though DrumFFunk: you got a dubble secra tivls liik: from comefuckmenow.com? DrumFFunk: ? DrumFFunk: a dubble dildow DrumFFunk: dildo secra tivls liik: DILDOW secra tivls liik: HAHAHA secra tivls liik: OMG U MUST BE A WIDOW secra tivls liik: NIGGA DrumFFunk: I SAID WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER? secra tivls liik: hahaha don't change the subject, nigga DrumFFunk: you did ass DrumFFunk: and im indian secra tivls liik: yeah i tore her ass apart, dog. DrumFFunk: word secra tivls liik: that's where all the blood is from. DrumFFunk: was it good DrumFFunk: well it was on her face secra tivls liik: wait, your sister's 12, right? DrumFFunk: no 11 secra tivls liik: yeah then i facefucked her secra tivls liik: yeah whatever the bitch lied to me DrumFFunk: mmm DrumFFunk: i see secra tivls liik: so what up, josh? DrumFFunk: yo you got me DrumFFunk: hahaha DrumFFunk: whut up dogg secra tivls liik: do you still have my shit dog? DrumFFunk: no DrumFFunk: why secra tivls liik: cuz i gotta pick it up, nigg. DrumFFunk: oh DrumFFunk: well i dont got it DrumFFunk: i think i lost it DrumFFunk: what ever hahaha secra tivls liik: really, josh? DrumFFunk: yup secra tivls liik: man you probably left it in your drawer again secra tivls liik: you stupid nigger secra tivls liik: hahaaha DrumFFunk: naww secra tivls liik: look now, man DrumFFunk: i DONT GOT IT DrumFFunk: realy DrumFFunk: hahaha secra tivls liik: aww man DrumFFunk: hahahaha DrumFFunk: your fault for leaving it DrumFFunk: dumbass DrumFFunk: you know not to trust me secra tivls liik: hahah you remember that time you left that shit in the drawer and fucking nick was like OMG YOU LOST IT!!!!!!!!!111111111 secra tivls liik: i guess not, i hate niggers anyway DrumFFunk: yah hahahaha nicks sutch a fag DrumFFunk: hahaha DrumFFunk: dumb shit secra tivls liik: AHAHAHAH THE NICK WE DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE WE'RE BLACK secra tivls liik: you lost my entire mic stand, huh? secra tivls liik: KEPT IT IN THE DRAWER secra tivls liik: WOW UR SO STHEOUDPEID3 secra tivls liik: omg so lyk DrumFFunk: hahaha secra tivls liik: wanna go back to cybering, mr. anonymous prankstuh secra tivls liik: YOU AIN'T NO WANKSTUH DrumFFunk: dumb ass secra tivls liik: jyee. DrumFFunk: no im an apachie CHIEF secra tivls liik: BIG CHIEF NO SHIT secra tivls liik: BIG SHIT NO CHIEF secra tivls liik: RHHRHRHRHRH DrumFFunk: gaaaarrrr DrumFFunk: you nigga yall got some crack?? secra tivls liik: jyeeeeeeeeeeee DrumFFunk: portch munky DrumFFunk: moon cricket DrumFFunk: JIGGABOO DrumFFunk: i think your a big poser secra tivls liik: yeah me too secra tivls liik: i hate myself secra tivls liik: that fuckr. secra tivls liik: er secra tivls liik: :-( DrumFFunk: good you fag DrumFFunk: i bet you rollerblade too DrumFFunk: hahaha DrumFFunk: put on some hot pants and go skate the town cheech Auto response from secra tivls liik: I am away from my computer right now. :lol: keep posting your net thrashes! lets keep this a weakly deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 J-dogg: Your pretty funny DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx J-dogg: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody (wink) DirtyKate: Who are you? J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. J-dogg: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. J-dogg: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. J-dogg: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! J-dogg: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... J-dogg: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. DirtyKate: Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! J-dogg: You can't hurry good pizza. J-dogg: I'm on my way now though DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. J-dogg: How did you know? J-dogg: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. J-dogg: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby J-dogg: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. J-dogg: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: wtf? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shiat DirtyKate: Fuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 That last one has been posted before a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 EAT COCK YA CURRY MUNCHER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Originally posted by BigJoe EAT COCK YA CURRY MUNCHER! ...... oh i thought this thread was about dissing ppl... oh well eat cock anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fAiLED cRiTQ Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 secrativlsliik is an asshole. he broke my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA your a net bitch! haha:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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