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The FUCKING COOL SHIT Thread.

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This story's off of www.realultimatepower.net are fucking cool:

The Pirate Dance

 

 

 

 

SCENE 1:

 

 

 

The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.

 

THE END

 

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GIRLS are fucking cool shit.

 

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Snowboarding is fucking cool shit.

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Air guitar is fucking cool shit.

p.s. i threw my arm out playing air guitar yesterday. I cant put wieght on it, it hurts. I was going for this huge creshendo in a refused song and i somehow whipped too hard downwards.

 

Theres lots of other cool things in life. But I will let you guys post what you think is cool.

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I just wanted to be in the cool shit thread.

 

Bikes...yeah, they belong in here. Now I'm gonna have to go find some pics.

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^^ Kilo, your not even close to as big a bike nerd as I am and yet you came correct with one of the dopest bikes out there.

 

pista like what.

 

you should see the retardedness I'm building now. Fixed gear with ape hangers.

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i flush prarie dogs down the toilet, cuz i'm KOOL like that...

 

plus when they do down the toilet u get to hear them scream, it's very entertaining:king:

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i was going to make a sarcastic comment about how this thread isnt very cool, but i got to thinking about poop man bobs thread about channnel zero, so i think ill participate.

 

 

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alright the people in this photo are so far from cool its not even funny. But the bike...I would love to have a 4 person bike. Ride one bike to the bars and just get fuckered up righteously.

 

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kilo...thanks...I know what I'll be doing the rest of the afternoon.

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