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Be Jealous. Really Jealous.

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Guess what I'm doing on Sunday....

 

A TV Producer friend of mine is shooting a pilot

for a new 'mock-reality' series in a strip club and

he's getting a bunch of his buddies to be extras.

 

So what's the mean for me?

 

It means that I get to chill with hot strippers, get freedances

(very randy ones!) and drink from an open bar all day.

Sure beats going to church!

 

Be jealous. :scowl:

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nice! It better not be a dive. That sounds sweet, regardless because of the open bar. no chilling on seven dollar beers, eh?

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yeah dude

i'm seething with envy:lol:

 

 

have fun.

i'll be painting:D

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Seing as you probably know a thing or two about the clubs.... it's 'Treasures'.

 

Not to shabby eh? And the beers are the best part!

Actually they might use me to shoot a booth scene,

so that would be the best bart!

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WOW oh shit oh fuck im fucking jelous fuck i might just kill myself right now WOWOWOOWOWOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OHHHHH THATS FUCKING KEWL LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ogmomg OMG!

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never been to treasures, but I hear it's pretty classy. You must keep us informed. It beats going to church, worshipping "Idols" :P .

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for my pal suburban bum...

 

 

LingoMaster 2000

 

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EXAMPLE CONVERSATION:

 

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haha...

 

ur gunna have boneage all day, and ur gunna be drunk.

 

:bows down: consider me jealous:cool:

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boneage?

 

sorry Krook, I've learned to control those embarasing 'tent pitches'.

 

and shit your signature is long.

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Lucky bastard. Whisper into the strippers' ears that if they get super-duper freaky on you, they're more likely to be on TV.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Whisper into the strippers' ears that if they get super-duper freaky on you, they're more likely to be on TV.

 

:lol:

 

yea it's long, but i've seen much longer signatures on 12oz. plus i like my signature:king:

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Good idea PMB.

 

There's 3 feature girls and 2 background girls.

I'll let the backgrounders know that there's room for expansion (tee hee hee)

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Oh I've been waiting for this day for so long.

thank you PMB. I now feel complete!

 

anyways...

 

Up here in Tundranada, the strip laws are way more laxed.

I'm sure most people know about the wild Montreal Clubs.

Well ours are just as wild... and seing as the club is being rented

out for the shoot... ANYTHING GOES!

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Originally posted by Krook

plus i like my signature:king:

 

And only you.

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You lucky bastard!

It's been years since I've had a 'really' good time at a strip joint.

Quality has gone downhill as of late. :nope:

 

:SIDENOTE:

Finally visited the strip joint around the block from my house last night.

Shit was weak. Less than 10 dudes in there so the fuckin' broads had to keep bugging me about fuckin' dances every 1:45.

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Hey, be sure to tell them honies that the six million dollar man gives his love and thats he's sorry he couldn't be there. In addition...tell them I said to treat you right.

 

You're in good hands man.

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