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Guess what I'm doing on Sunday....

 

A TV Producer friend of mine is shooting a pilot

for a new 'mock-reality' series in a strip club and

he's getting a bunch of his buddies to be extras.

 

So what's the mean for me?

 

It means that I get to chill with hot strippers, get freedances

(very randy ones!) and drink from an open bar all day.

Sure beats going to church!

 

Be jealous. :scowl:

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for my pal suburban bum...

 

 

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Whisper into the strippers' ears that if they get super-duper freaky on you, they're more likely to be on TV.

 

:lol:

 

yea it's long, but i've seen much longer signatures on 12oz. plus i like my signature:king:

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Oh I've been waiting for this day for so long.

thank you PMB. I now feel complete!

 

anyways...

 

Up here in Tundranada, the strip laws are way more laxed.

I'm sure most people know about the wild Montreal Clubs.

Well ours are just as wild... and seing as the club is being rented

out for the shoot... ANYTHING GOES!

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You lucky bastard!

It's been years since I've had a 'really' good time at a strip joint.

Quality has gone downhill as of late. :nope:

 

:SIDENOTE:

Finally visited the strip joint around the block from my house last night.

Shit was weak. Less than 10 dudes in there so the fuckin' broads had to keep bugging me about fuckin' dances every 1:45.

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Well. At least you don’t have to fork out the money. I’m all about strip bars and stuff but lately, I just don’t wanna give them my money. But I am envious that you get lap dances for free and drink from an open bar. Which we cant do here in california while watching strippers. wish I can pull that off. Have fun nonetheless. ;) :D :king:

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Yeah I heard there's some strange rules about food/drinks and nudity.

Apparently in Vegas you cant serve drinks in a 'bottomless' bar or

something bizarre rule like that. Imagine the pain of having to sit

in a club without a beer in hand? Oh the horror!

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