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GAS and the THEATRE

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is it just me or...everytime i go see a movie, i have this

immense build up of fart gas.

and everytime, i am completely surrounded by people i

rightly assume would rather not smell the dead air that

came from my rectal cavern, so it stays put.

when i leave the theatre its 6.3441 on the richter.

 

 

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oui oui?

I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night...

ehh i was watching finding nemo last night.

farts were kept in check by the stroking of my crotch.. tell you girl it keeps you calm.

Originally posted by ư

I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night...

 

unfortunately, once you go to sleep...your body decides its fair game to let go of the buildup. apparently I woke a girl up once.

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