Guest BROWNer Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 is it just me or...everytime i go see a movie, i have this immense build up of fart gas. and everytime, i am completely surrounded by people i rightly assume would rather not smell the dead air that came from my rectal cavern, so it stays put. when i leave the theatre its 6.3441 on the richter. http://www.foot-print.demon.co.uk/photos/bum.jpg'> oui oui? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 ehh i was watching finding nemo last night. farts were kept in check by the stroking of my crotch.. tell you girl it keeps you calm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Æ° I always hate the first few dates with a new woman. Holding in farts all night... unfortunately, once you go to sleep...your body decides its fair game to let go of the buildup. apparently I woke a girl up once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 http://www.hsj.org/cl/shades033/images/bcctm.jpg'> (obviously, these gentlemen are laughing at you because their humor is childish. they believe flatuence is endlessly funny.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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