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GIR FROM INVADER ZIM!


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I like this show a lot. It's much lighter than his comics, but the weird "darker" humor is still there.

 

Gir: I loveded you piggy, I LOVEDED YOU!!!

 

Gir: You are no commander, you are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid, your intellegence is stupid, your progress has been STUPID! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated!

 

Gir: Aw, I wanna watch the scary monkey show!

 

“Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!” -Zim

 

“Hello friends! I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we’ll get along just fine.” -Zim

 

“You see at the end of this wormhole lies… A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!” –Zim

 

Zim: "What happened? How did you run out of fuel so quickly?"

GIR: "I emptied it out."

Zim: "You emptied it? Why!?"

GIR: "To make room for the tuna."

 

Zim: "Gir self-destruct now!"

Gir: "Finally!!!"

Teacher: "Is your dad feeling alright?"

Zim: "Yes, he's perfectly fine."

Dad Decoy's arm flies off and writhes on the floor a little bit.

Teacher: "AAAAAAAA!"

Zim: "Nothing to worry about, my dad lost his arm in the... the war."

Dad Decoy: "That was my squeezin' arm. They took my squeezin' arm! Why my squeezin' arm?! Aaaarrggaahhh!"

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"im HUMAN< NICE AND HUMAN AM I! HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN! just look at my neck!":Zim

 

 

 

oooaaaahhh! hes just begging for juice fution!:dumb alien.

 

 

 

Gir:i love the little tacos......i love them gooooooooood..

 

Zim: Gir?

Gir: yes master?

Zim: Gir, i have your tacos.

Gir: GIMMIE!

Zim: No Gir. not untill you take us home!

Gir: But i neeeeeed the little tacos! i need them or i will explode. that happens to me sometimes!

 

 

 

Gir is the shit!:lol:

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