BAMBOOZLED Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 So i was watching Conan O'Brian today and they had ALI G guest star. He's dressed like a traffic cone in a FUBU comercial and they whole time i'm trying to figure out if he's taking it seriously or just fucking around. Every other word is either 'we got mashed' or 'represent da fullest'. fill me in on what's going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 hes 100% serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 The geezer is from Staines Middx (UK) he`s jewish and just basically taking the piss!! He has many different personas, he`s doing ALI G in the USA at the moment, and it`s funny as fuck cos you guys are pretty thick! It`s a piss take!!!! His name is Sacha Baron Cohen !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by se_FOUR The geezer is from Staines Middx (UK) he`s jewish and just basically taking the piss!! He has many different personas, he`s doing ALI G in the USA at the moment, and it`s funny as fuck cos you guys are pretty thick! It`s a piss take!!!! His name is Sacha Baron Cohen !! Your silly english catch phrases just make my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by BAMBOOZLED Your silly english catch phrases just make my day Your stupidity made mine!! You think the geezer is being serious you fool, thats how thick you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMBOOZLED Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 just take a couple deep breaths and count to ten it's not that big of a deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 i aint stressed just enjoy arguments, makes my day go faster at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 http://www.hbo.com/alig/img/home/feature_2.jpg'> Funny Fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ALI-Ghttp://www.hbo.com/alig/img/bios/img_ali_g.jpg'> BORAThttp://www.hbo.com/alig/img/bios/img_borat.jpg'> BRUNOhttp://www.hbo.com/alig/img/bios/img_bruno.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 "Ali G is the bad boy rapper straight outta Staines in the UK, near Windsor, where the queen lives. He may live with his Nana in the suburbs and has spent more time in Drive thru's than in Drive by's, but he intends to change the world. Already the UK's number one comedy phenomenon Ali G brings his unique style of interviewing to HBO. Talking to the great and the good about the issues that really matter Ali is the only interviewer prepared to ask the really difficult questions like "what was it like to walk on the sun?" to Buzz Aldrin or asking the ex head of the FBI to cast his mind back to the grassy knoll and ask "who really shot JR?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 dont mind my friend....hes a little slow:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 haha hes funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by krie haha hes funny no doubt wheremybitchez god favors all keep it jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by se_FOUR BORAThttp://www.hbo.com/alig/img/bios/img_borat.jpg'> Bahahahahahahaha! Borat...He's the best. "I wanna saw big ups to my main man General Skullcroft" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 honestly i hate the racist fuker http://www.igre.co.yu/slike/cdomoti/ali%20g%20in%20da%20house.jpg'> http://www.filmweb.no/uip/alig-indahouse/site-materials/annonse-propaganda-stor.jpg'> http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38418000/jpg/_38418359_alig150.jpg'> http://website.lineone.net/~paul-wooldridge/Ali%20G%20cartoon.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ali g is one of the best tv shows out.......period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by mental invalid ali g is one of the best tv shows out.......period never knew he had a show but oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 im cooking some lil smokies with cheese in them in barbecue sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 damn theese things are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 why is it on there 3 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 -Page2 - Aiiiiiii Originally posted by se_FOUR Your stupidity made mine!! You think the geezer is being serious you fool, thats how thick you are! hahah ive heard bare ameicans say that they dont get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 haha... he said 'geezer'. I remeber that. and sneak... you missed a great shot at a 'page2' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 oh, did i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPiTA Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 After seeing this thread i decided i had to watch it the next time it was on....damn that shit was funny. How often does he make new ones? I'm going to watch every one of these things. The best part of the one i watched was when he started freestyling over this anti-war-hippy playing guitar in the desert. Ali-G is the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 "How big is an atom? Is it as big as a salt? Is it as big as a flour? Coz nothing is smaller than a flour..." "Do you give money to lezzers?" "When is it alright to murder someone?... even if they call your mum a slag?" Censorship with James Thurman... Ali : That has got to be the best job no? Watching porno all day. I mean you've been doing it for 25 years man and surely no one can keep it hard for that long? Ali : Why did they ban The Chocolate Orange? James : Clockwork Orange. Ali : Whatever. Ali : Do you not think that the category 18 is too vague. Do you not think that you should 'av a category that guarantees you muff? Ali : What swear words make an 18. Is flange an 18? James : What is flange? Ali : It's a word for the punani. What about virgina? Does that make it an 18 coz that is the most dirty word man. That makes it sound 'orrible. The Bishop of Corsham... Ali : Jesus. Does he really have a beard? Bish : Not necessarily. Ali : Is he a man or a woman? Bish : He's neither a man nor woman. Ali : Wot? you mean he's a ladyman? Ali : But wot has god ever done. Bish : He made the world. Ali : Wot he made the world? Bish : Yes. Ali : Did he? Bish : I can only tell you what I believe. Ali : So you saying god made the world? And since then he's just chilled. Ali : What about the Virgin Mary? Is she really a virgin? Bish : Yes. Ali : Was she really? Bish : I believe she was. She found herself pregnant. Ali : But me know girls who also find themselves pregnant. There muffa's say wotz been 'appening 'ere. They say "listen, you been mucking about? 'Ave you been drunk maybe? Don't lie to me." Women Ali : Boyaka-sha. Check dis. Today we is talking about the women. I is with none other than Sue Leetch. She be none other than director of the centre for gender research and we is going to talking about ladies. Now, one in two people in the country is "a women", so we has got to know about this. Women. They is important aren't they? Sue : They indeed are, very important, as important as men. Ali : Which is better? Man or Woman? Sue : Well equality is not about who is better. Ali : But which one is better? But one must be just a little bit better. Sue : In what way? Ali : Like, in the way that somefin is worse and somfin is better. Ali : Do you think there will ever be a female Prime Minister? Sue : There has been one. Ali : Who? Sue : Mrs. Thatcher. Ali : Yeah but she wasn't a real Prime Minister. Do you think they'll ever let another one slip through? Ali : Do you think that a women should be able to 'av any job? Sue : I think so yeah. Ali : Yeah, but would you feel safe thought if you new a women was flying your plane. Sue : Would you feel safe then? Do you feel safe being driven by a women? Ali : Nope. Would you not be scared though that she might start nattering or what ever or start finking about fings and then forget to fly the plane, and get angry with somebody? Ali : A lot of boys me know are trying to get their girlfriend to try a bit of feminism, do you think that if right? Sue : Yeah I do actually I think it's a good thing. Ali : Do you think all girls should try feminism at least once? Do you think it's right that they should try it when they is drunk at a party or what ever with one of their mates? Sue : What is trying feminism? Ali : You know try a bit of feminism and when they is sober wake up in the morning and get back with their boyfriend? Sue : What do you mean? Ali : When they kiss a women. Ali : Me uncle Jamal say that he is tri-sexual. That he will try anything that is sexual. What does that mean? Sue : There are a lot of people who would like to have sexual relationships with men and women. Ali : So you think that he is saying that he is having it with blokes? Sue : Yes. Ali : Ayyy? Sue : It would suggest that or that he is interested in it, but maybe not done it. It depends what done it means. Ali : So you fink my uncle Jamal is a botty boy? Sue : I don't think he is a botty boy but... Ali : So you think that he just like it in both pipes? Sue : Not necessarily. Ali : So you think that it is a joke? Coz he is a joker. Coz if you call him that to his face he'd probably kill ya. ALI G IS KING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 ali g discussing E with a DEA agent Ali: so is there a chemical in taht drug that makes people dance like fags? not exact but hes fuckin hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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