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fuck humanitarian aid...how about a whopper instead

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i mean ya cant make this shit up......

 

 

Fast food comes to Iraq

 

 

 

 

 

Basra: Fastfood giants Pizza Hut and Burger King have set up their first franchises inside war-torn Iraq, even as many aid convoys waited on the borders for the war to officially end.

 

The arrival of the two restaurants - sited inside giant trailers on a British military base near Basra - won a rapturous welcome from soldiers, whose limited range of rations lost their appeal many weeks ago.

 

But some officers were less keen on the new arrivals, which are due to start selling food tomorrow.

 

"I would prefer we got decent showers and toilets sorted out first," muttered one high-ranking officer.

 

Fastfood outlets are common in US bases, including Camp Doha in Kuwait, but it is believed to be the first time they have been sited inside a British military base.

 

 

 

Another officer, who was directly involved in the franchise process, said: "It's an Americanism, we usually have them off the base, but because it is still a war zone we have to give them protection."

 

Permission to open the restaurants was granted through the British Army and they will be run by existing franchise holders from Kuwait, with a percentage of any profits going to charity.

 

But soldiers waiting for a brewery franchise to be awarded are set for a disappointment as military chiefs have already vetoed any alcohol being sold on the base, which is home to almost 8000 British soldiers.

 

The Kuwaiti franchise holders provided staff and raw materials and the Army escorted them into Iraq, although it is understood it will not provide constant escorts for the supply runs.

 

A spokesman for the two restaurants, Atef Bassent, said: "I hope we will do good business here."

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Album: 50 Cent Is The Future

Song: G-Unit That's What's Up

 

[ Intro - 50 Cent talking ]

Oh, oh, Gggga Gggga G-UNIT (UNIT, haha), yeah, it's 50 CENT (CENT)

and Lloyd Banks (BANKS), and Tony Yayo (YAYO), nigga, nigga (haha, haha)

You gotta love it, New York City (haha)

 

[ Chorus - 50 Cent singing ]

I been doin' my own thang

You can tell by the stones on my neck, and my wrist, and my ears

I'm doin' my thang (haha)

 

I said I've been doin' my own thang

You can tell by my Benz, by my BM, and my Hummer, damn

I'm doin' my thang

 

[ 50 Cent ]

Uh, yeah, my chain is so heavy (heavy), I think it's necessary (necessary)

For me to talk about all of the stones in my resi (stones in my resi, YEAH)

I used to push a Chevy (uh huh), about to cop a Bentley (what)

And stun on these niggaz 'till my tank on empty (tank on empty)

This gangsta shit is in me (in me), the money I got plenty (plenty)

I still hustle, but I don't cop jewels from any (any)

I know a stripper named Jenny (Jenny)

I marked a nigga named Vinny (Vinny)

I ain't in on many (many), a CEO named Giddy (Giddy)

50 is so witty, 50 is so high (high)

50 got the fuckin' hood on lock (lock, what)

 

[ Chorus - 50 Cent singing ]

I been doin' my own thang

You can tell by the stones on my neck, and my wrist, and my ears

I'm doin' my thang (haha)

 

I said I've been doin' my own thang

You can tell by my Benz, by my BM, and my Hummer, damn

I'm doin' my thang

 

[ Lloyd Banks ]

When I'm knockin' you down, no one can save ya, from the other side of the door

It sounds like you going through this (AH) before (AH)

My passport is valid, so I'm goin' through Asia

Flyin' through Paris, stoppin' in Britain, shoppin' and shittin' (YEAH)

If you ain't jumpin' off of the truck, you walkin'

We got frozen hearts, get on the bus like Rosa Parks (Rosa Parks)

My name papi, so I'm higherin' the price

Bitch about to make enough money, to buy you a life (OH)

 

[ Chorus - 50 Cent singing ]

I been doin' my own thang

You can tell by the stones on my neck, and my wrist, and my ears

I'm doin' my thang (haha)

 

I said I've been doin' my own thang

You can tell by my Benz, by my BM, and my Hummer, damn

I'm doin' my thang

 

[ Tony Yayo ]

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huh)

The only time I don't fuck, is in the AIDS capital (YEAH)

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I got so many rocks, they have a hard time breathin' (C'MON)

See the cross on my neck?

Hoes want to know what's the course on my neck (course on my neck)

First she said no, now she almost said yes (almost said yes)

Now we in the telly, and we both butt nak, workin' up a sweat (sweat, sweat)

 

[ Chorus - 50 Cent singing ]

I been doin' my own thang

You can tell by the stones on my neck, and my wrist, and my ears

I'm doin' my thang (haha)

 

I said I've been doin' my own thang

You can tell by my Benz, by my BM, and my Hummer, damn

I'm doin' my thang

 

[ Outro - 50 Cent talking ]

Yeah nigga (yeah nigga)

You know it's me when I'm cruisin' through your motherfuckin' hood

And shit nigga, Don't try to act like you don't know it me

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I didn't put no tints on the motherfucker

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I want you to get a good look nigga (haha uh)

Yeah, look at me, look at the license plate

The license plate say: "Get one nigga" (haha)

Can you get one nigga?

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Guest KING BLING

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Registered: Oct 2002

 

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The message between the lines

 

"They got PIZZA HUT in Kuwait, but Iraq didn't have shit."

 

I ate Marine Corps chow. It wasn't bad. Boot camp chow was first class. We got big ass steaks on the Marine Corps Birthday (November 10th.) Turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas, with all the trimmings, no matter where you are or what you're doing, you get turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

 

But when you're deployed, like in Iraq, you are probably lucky to get three MRE's a day. The real problem isn't chow, but getting enough CLEAN WATER. We take all this shit for granted here in the U.S. You ought to see some of the fucking Third World shitholes they sent us to.

 

Inside the U.S. bases, as soon as it is humanly possible, they bring in pure, clean water, decent housing, decent shower facilities, air conditioning, and enlisted and officer's clubs. Maybe no booze in a Muslim country, but they will have American TV, pool tables, CD players, free Long Distance telephones to the States, etc. Not everywhere, but they will have this shit in the enlisted and officer's clubs, and Special Services clubs. (Special Services is like the recreation specialists. In California our USMC Special Services club had surfboards and skateboards you could check out, pool tables, a big TV room with a fairly large-sized (1978) screen, old-style video games, free coffee, Coke machines, candy machines, etc.) I never checked out any surfboards or skateboards--I already owned my own. When I was on Okinawa, we checked out skeet guns from the Special Services section at the range and shot skeet. It was a lot of fun. The skeet guns were all 12 ga.--and re-loads were dirt cheap.

We all loved the fact that you could get a MacDonald's burger right on the base. Why not? Most Marines are about 19 years old. They didn't like the chow hall chow much. Too much like food you would get at school cafeterias. They all wanted "fast food", and plenty of it.

 

So the Iraqis don't have it. Sucks to be them. Their society will be back up and running soon enough.

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i heard that when taco bell opened in kuwait, the drive thru was 7 miles long

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Kyuzo

 

I'll be 53 in November. Shit, that's fucking old. Hard to believe. The years go by quick, especially when you are trying to raise kids.

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