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tLrOaVnEcRe: i forgot my name

tLrOaVnEcRe: it's like...steward?

u12sWtHuNNi3: wtf

tLrOaVnEcRe: what

u12sWtHuNNi3: okay yeah

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer creeping meeh out

tLrOaVnEcRe: how?

u12sWtHuNNi3: cuz i dont even knoe yooh

u12sWtHuNNi3: y r yooh talking 2 meeh?

tLrOaVnEcRe: becasue i searched for people through AIM

u12sWtHuNNi3: well dats not possible cuz i made it so dat people cant search fer meeh

tLrOaVnEcRe: well sorry,

u12sWtHuNNi3: so how'd yooh really get mai sn

tLrOaVnEcRe: from my girl

u12sWtHuNNi3: whos yer gurl

tLrOaVnEcRe: brenda

tLrOaVnEcRe: lol

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh...

u12sWtHuNNi3: huh?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: ?

u12sWtHuNNi3: who da heck ish brenda

u12sWtHuNNi3: do i knoe brenda?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: quite possibly

u12sWtHuNNi3: dammit

u12sWtHuNNi3: i am getting nowhere

tLrOaVnEcRe: lmao

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam

u12sWtHuNNi3: fer reals

u12sWtHuNNi3: who ish dis?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: josh

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam!!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer weird!!!

tLrOaVnEcRe: rofl

tLrOaVnEcRe: how?

u12sWtHuNNi3: hella creeping meeh out!!!

tLrOaVnEcRe: do you have a webcam?

u12sWtHuNNi3: nopes

tLrOaVnEcRe: dayum

u12sWtHuNNi3: y..?!?

u12sWtHuNNi3: wanna c mai face or sumding?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: i all reayd know what you look like, i just wanted to see if you are willing to take pictures just for me

u12sWtHuNNi3: y would yooh want da

u12sWtHuNNi3: dat*

tLrOaVnEcRe: because i made a bet with my friend.

u12sWtHuNNi3: and dis bet would b...?

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OaVnEcRe: lol canm't tell you just yet

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer starting 2 sound like a sicko...

tLrOaVnEcRe: nah/ lmao

u12sWtHuNNi3: does dis bet involve n e gurl?

u12sWtHuNNi3: or juss meeh

tLrOaVnEcRe: ...

tLrOaVnEcRe: itz a seeeeeeecret

u12sWtHuNNi3: wait...

tLrOaVnEcRe: hmm?

u12sWtHuNNi3: josh...?

u12sWtHuNNi3: as in brendas josh

u12sWtHuNNi3: as in josh wif da lexus and da bmw?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: ROFL

u12sWtHuNNi3: dammit!!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: fer reals

u12sWtHuNNi3: people r starting 2 creep meeh out

tLrOaVnEcRe: whut

u12sWtHuNNi3: cuz people IM meeh and it texts meeh on mai fone and i dont even knoe who it is!

tLrOaVnEcRe: LOL~!!!! whut dey sey?

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh...hello...and den i dont answer...so dere like yooh will pay fer yer lack of answering and stuff

u12sWtHuNNi3: wtf?!?

u12sWtHuNNi3: and...your a dumb asian girl

u12sWtHuNNi3: stupid people and dere dayam spelling mistakes

tLrOaVnEcRe: ROFLMFAO THAS SO MEAN

u12sWtHuNNi3: well who said dey like gurls wif acne?!?

u12sWtHuNNi3: especially wen dey pop dem!

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer weird

tLrOaVnEcRe: LOL i was jux kidding

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahah i knoe

u12sWtHuNNi3: but dats hella sick

u12sWtHuNNi3: i never heard dat b4

tLrOaVnEcRe: hoo do u think i am?

u12sWtHuNNi3: a sicko?

u12sWtHuNNi3: am i right?!?

u12sWtHuNNi3: do i win a million dollars?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: o. no. but if u wouldve sayd josh...

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam ionoes im hella confused

tLrOaVnEcRe: y? i gav u enuff hintz?

u12sWtHuNNi3: wut hints?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: brenda...josh ;)...

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: so ya like her dont ya

tLrOaVnEcRe: LOL y duz dat mater?

u12sWtHuNNi3: i knoe yooh do

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam

u12sWtHuNNi3: juss admit it

u12sWtHuNNi3: everywun knoes yooh like her

tLrOaVnEcRe: wait, i though u think im a sicko

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HuNNi3: well dat brenda josh hint gave it all away

u12sWtHuNNi3: i still dink yer a sicko tho cuz of dat whole web cam ding

tLrOaVnEcRe: lamo

tLrOaVnEcRe: nah...i dont know.does brenda lyke meeh?

tLrOaVnEcRe: lmao*

u12sWtHuNNi3: dude...yooh got da letters mixed up

tLrOaVnEcRe: yeh

u12sWtHuNNi3: ionoes man...yooh guys r both in denial

tLrOaVnEcRe: y's that?

u12sWtHuNNi3: yooh guys r both hella denying dat yooh like each other...

u12sWtHuNNi3: but everywun knoes yooh guys do

u12sWtHuNNi3: come on now...yooh guys got married!!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: doesnt dat mean sumding!!!!!

tLrOaVnEcRe: ...

u12sWtHuNNi3: i knew it did

u12sWtHuNNi3: dont deny it

tLrOaVnEcRe: lol

u12sWtHuNNi3: ask her out already

u12sWtHuNNi3: diarrhea teef...wut a nice sn huh?

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OaVnEcRe: haha ehoz sn iz that?

tLrOaVnEcRe: whoz*

u12sWtHuNNi3: ionoes!

tLrOaVnEcRe: so whus u think about me and brenda?

u12sWtHuNNi3: but dere talkin 2 meeh...

u12sWtHuNNi3: yooh guys make a cute couple

u12sWtHuNNi3: fighting like a married couple already 2

u12sWtHuNNi3: well actually...she juss yells and yooh dont say n e ding

u12sWtHuNNi3: good job josh

u12sWtHuNNi3: dats da way 2 go

tLrOaVnEcRe: lol yeh. girlz r alwayz right

tLrOaVnEcRe: das why i always punch them in the fukkn mouth

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u12sWtHuNNi3: hahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: i dont understand da reasoning behind dat

u12sWtHuNNi3: but okay

tLrOaVnEcRe: i beat wives

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahah

u12sWtHuNNi3: hey i've been lookin fer a guy like yooh

u12sWtHuNNi3: da muscular aggressive wun

u12sWtHuNNi3: wuns*

u12sWtHuNNi3: dere hella sexxaaayyy

u12sWtHuNNi3: roar

tLrOaVnEcRe: really? LOL i alwayz flirt with ashley

tLrOaVnEcRe: why u think she has a black eye?

u12sWtHuNNi3: yooh flirt wif ashley?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: so wherez brenda?

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh...ionoes

tLrOaVnEcRe: yesh u do

tLrOaVnEcRe: hoo you tink i am?

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u12sWtHuNNi3: sorry...mai computer froze

tLrOaVnEcRe: o

u12sWtHuNNi3: i dont dink it likes yooh very much

tLrOaVnEcRe: haha yeh

tLrOaVnEcRe: it's sherwood

tLrOaVnEcRe: hello?

u12sWtHuNNi3: huh

tLrOaVnEcRe: HAHA just kidding

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam

u12sWtHuNNi3: im gonna go eat

tLrOaVnEcRe: me n my boys are gunna fuck him up

u12sWtHuNNi3: mayb i'll b a lil less confused wen i come bak

u12sWtHuNNi3: i doubt it tho

tLrOaVnEcRe: lol one

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah alrighties

u12sWtHuNNi3: imma go eat

u12sWtHuNNi3: bbl

tLrOaVnEcRe: one

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Guest KING BLING
Originally posted by Parted Ways

u12sWtHuNNi3: diarrhea teef...wut a nice sn huh?

 

diarrhea teef: my bad

u12sWtHuNNi3: ish all good

diarrhea teef: so you still didnt tell em thuthin bout yo sizelf

u12sWtHuNNi3: nuffin 2 say

diarrhea teef: how about age than

diarrhea teef: I'm 21

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahs

u12sWtHuNNi3: im 16

u12sWtHuNNi3: do ya still wanna talk 2 meeh now?!?

diarrhea teef: damn I could catch a case for that

diarrhea teef: I had a 17 year old girlfriend once....

diarrhea teef: when i was 17

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah okay

diarrhea teef: I used to buy her corndogs because she liked them so much

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh...okay

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: dat was hella randon

u12sWtHuNNi3: random*

diarrhea teef: well its true

diarrhea teef: she all dipped that shit in bowls of ketchup

diarrhea teef: it was nasty

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: okay

diarrhea teef: it looked like a tampon

u12sWtHuNNi3: dis conversation ish hella amusing

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahaha

diarrhea teef: like I said, the worl is my dating service/playground

diarrhea teef: you like corndogs?

u12sWtHuNNi3: dere alright...

u12sWtHuNNi3: im not in love with them

u12sWtHuNNi3: but i dont hate dem

diarrhea teef: ALRIGHT?!?

diarrhea teef: they are the next G shit

u12sWtHuNNi3: y?!?

u12sWtHuNNi3: r yooh gonna buy meeh corndogs now?!?

diarrhea teef: underground now but soon they are gonna blow up like chicken and waffles

diarrhea teef: people will wear iced out corn dogs on their necklaces

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: o man...

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer hella funny

diarrhea teef: I couldnt buy you corndogs, you;re underage

diarrhea teef: thats some adult shit, plus I'm skeered to cacth a case

diarrhea teef: I alright caught the clap like I was wearing an applause sign

diarrhea teef: alright = already

 

 

....

 

 

diarrhea teef: you know what the best thing in the world is?

u12sWtHuNNi3: umm...

u12sWtHuNNi3: candy

diarrhea teef: ooohh thats a good one but no

diarrhea teef: try again

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahs

u12sWtHuNNi3: head

diarrhea teef: hell yeah, but thats like number 3, number 2 being corndogs

diarrhea teef: the number 1 thing is a deep fat frier

diarrhea teef: you can fry anything

u12sWtHuNNi3: umm...okay

diarrhea teef: I fry sandwhiches, telephones, pickels

u12sWtHuNNi3: o dats gross

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: telelphones

diarrhea teef: I knew a guy who accidently french fried his hand working at a mcdonalds

u12sWtHuNNi3: smart

diarrhea teef: he dropped his ring in the oil and without thinking grabbed it

diarrhea teef: we call him french fried freddy

diarrhea teef: his name is Damion though

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: okay

diarrhea teef: but yeah

diarrhea teef: you like Mariah Carrey?

u12sWtHuNNi3: shes alright

diarrhea teef: who do you like than, damn

diarrhea teef: Mariah is my homegirl

diarrhea teef: dont talk shit on Ms. Carrey

 

....

 

 

diarrhea teef: hey I gotta roll, but I'm gonna get at you

diarrhea teef: you gonna miss me?

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh sure

diarrhea teef: thats what I like to hear

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Originally posted by KING BLING

u12sWtHuNNi3: r yooh gonna buy meeh corndogs now?!?

diarrhea teef: underground now but soon they are gonna blow up like chicken and waffles

diarrhea teef: people will wear iced out corn dogs on their necklaces

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahaha

u12sWtHuNNi3: o man...

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer hella funny

diarrhea teef: I couldnt buy you corndogs, you;re underage

diarrhea teef: thats some adult shit, plus I'm skeered to cacth a case

diarrhea teef: I alright caught the clap like I was wearing an applause sign

diarrhea teef: alright = already

 

 

:lol: ...holy shit

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u12sWtHuNNi3: wut da fuck r yooh talking about

: you know what the fuck I'm talking about your freind fucked my car up and im going to snuff him if he doesnt pay me

u12sWtHuNNi3: wut friend do i have dat has a car

: I have the car, your freind fucked it up

u12sWtHuNNi3: whos mai fren den

: some fucker, his name starts with a J

: im going to put a bullet in his head..

u12sWtHuNNi3: and who da fuck r yooh

: thats private

: and you know

u12sWtHuNNi3: fuck yooh den

: dont ask dumb shit

u12sWtHuNNi3: if yooh aint even fucking gonna tell meeh who da fuck yooh r den dont fucken threaten meeh

: not you

: your freind

u12sWtHuNNi3: well how da fuck r yooh gonna expect meeh 2 tell mai fren wutever da fuck yooh want meeh 2 tell him if yooh aint even gonna fucken tell meeh who da fuck yooh r

u12sWtHuNNi3: r yooh even gonna fucken tell meeh who da fuck mai fren ish supposed 2 b

u12sWtHuNNi3: cuz i sure as hell dont fucken knoe

: im going to stab him with a ruler

: a pencil

: and other school supplies

u12sWtHuNNi3: wut kinda fucken dork ass motherfucker r yooh

: maybe a pizza

: hey you want to chill im hungry?

: pizza?

: we meet at J dudes house?

u12sWtHuNNi3: no

u12sWtHuNNi3: fuck yooh

: come on

: it'll be chill

: we'll get red

u12sWtHuNNi3: no

: fine

: you know what

: your no fun

: and your freind is gonna pay

u12sWtHuNNi3: fuck yooh

u12sWtHuNNi3: shut da fuck up

: hey, you know this kid J I think he's got a girl too

: whats her name

: i want to be freinds with her

: come on

: hook me up

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam

u12sWtHuNNi3: leave meeh da fuck alone

: come on..

: im helpless

: and I love you but you hate me

u12sWtHuNNi3: fuck...

u12sWtHuNNi3: who da fuck r yooh

: you do coke?

u12sWtHuNNi3: dayam

u12sWtHuNNi3: sum motherfucken idiots juss dont get a fucken clue

: yea I hate them too

: but hey want to chill

u12sWtHuNNi3: im talkin about yooh yooh fucken idiot

: yea yooh is a fucker

: I would kill yooh for you

: I love you

u12sWtHuNNi3: fuck yooh

u12sWtHuNNi3: shut da fuck up

: San Francisco

: I LOVE YOU DAMNIT

: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU NOW

: FUCK YOU

: AND I WANT MY FUCKING CAR FIXED

: SLUT

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this one was not as sucksessfull as the others but its funny.

 

 

DrumFFunk: hey

u12sWtHuNNi3: whos dis

DrumFFunk: dis is carl!

 

u12sWtHuNNi3: how'd yooh get mai sn

DrumFFunk: my boy josh

u12sWtHuNNi3: josh who

DrumFFunk: i dunno

DrumFFunk: hes my hommie

DrumFFunk: so whats up girl

DrumFFunk: i havent seen you in a wile

u12sWtHuNNi3: i dont even knoe yooh

u12sWtHuNNi3: how could yooh have ever seen meeh

DrumFFunk: yah i do

DrumFFunk: i was ther when that shit went down and you were like DAMN THAT WAS SOME SHIT!

 

DrumFFunk: member

u12sWtHuNNi3: no

DrumFFunk: then we ran

DrumFFunk: it was fun

DrumFFunk: cummon

DrumFFunk: i had blond hair

DrumFFunk: and i have punk shit on

DrumFFunk: im HARDCORE!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: do yooh even knoe who iam

DrumFFunk: yah

DrumFFunk: brenda

u12sWtHuNNi3: nopes

DrumFFunk: oh

DrumFFunk: oops

DrumFFunk: remindme

DrumFFunk: im bad with names

DrumFFunk: i know you from 8th grade.....your pic is you with a flower and your in a gown thingy

DrumFFunk: member me now??

DrumFFunk: CARL!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: no

DrumFFunk: geez

u12sWtHuNNi3: how do i knoe yooh den

DrumFFunk: i saw you round town

DrumFFunk: and skoo

u12sWtHuNNi3: okay

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeaj

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah*

DrumFFunk: i was like yo and you was like DUDE! and i was likt CHICKEN!

u12sWtHuNNi3: so

DrumFFunk: so whats up

u12sWtHuNNi3: i dont talk like dat

DrumFFunk: i know im joking

DrumFFunk: FO REAL ON THE SOUTH SIDE GRIZILL!

 

DrumFFunk: so whats going on

DrumFFunk: how you doin

u12sWtHuNNi3: y is everybody bothering meeh 2day

u12sWtHuNNi3: and people dat i dont even knoe

DrumFFunk: that suck

DrumFFunk: s

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah

DrumFFunk: whats they sayin

u12sWtHuNNi3: yer wun on dem

DrumFFunk: no im carl

DrumFFunk: your cassie

DrumFFunk: or fruitloops

DrumFFunk: member

DrumFFunk: well i do

DrumFFunk: dig deep

DrumFFunk: think carl, punk, has a cool car

DrumFFunk: anything??

DrumFFunk: well get this girl

DrumFFunk: i was in florida

DrumFFunk: and i saw mike

DrumFFunk: and i was like whats up dude

DrumFFunk: he has cancer

DrumFFunk: it sucked

Previous message was not received by u12sWtHuNNi3 because of error: User u12sWtHuNNi3 is not available.

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Dear Franklin,

 

It has recently been brought to my attention by a unamed jamasian that you are attempting to jock my infamous style.

 

If you could be so kindly as to stop, I will avoid telling your mother how bad your being. You know you don't want her to revoke your egg drop soup.

 

Yours Truely,

Bradford

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Originally posted by wrkr

Dear Franklin,

 

It has recently been brought to my attention by a unamed jamasian that you are attempting to jock my infamous style.

 

If you could be so kindly as to stop, I will avoid telling your mother how bad your being. You know you don't want her to revoke your egg drop soup.

 

Yours Truely,

Bradford

 

i just said check the thread it's funny T.T

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oh that poor little girl...watch this fuck up the rest of her life. she ll become a prostitute walking around saying you wan meeh suk yuh off?

 

 

and when i first had to read the CApS nO CaPs thing, i had to read it hella slow like my brain had to adjust each time it would change case...and it would come out sounding like the retarded kid in class that cant read out loud

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