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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow

with 3 kids and obeying their husbands, walking 3 steps behind them.

 

What is wrong with that? Don't tell me you're down with being some fuck up wife who throws plates at her husband and frequents male strip clubs with her trashy friends.

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"What the fuck is this Xanga shit?! It sounds like one of those shows on pbs where all these kids from different ethnicities solve puzzles or some shit and at the end they sing some kind of song."

 

my sn is tYpeDliKetHis wItH aZiN in it . but damn nobody gets my joke. so fuck you.

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ha, I uSed tO tHink DaT wHeN pEoPle TypEd LiKE DiS dAt It WaS aTyPe of FoNt, i never thought people would be stupid enough to hold shift every other damn letter!!! some one should do a font like that, have every other letter CAPPED and at the same time it would also convert your words to slang (this to DaT) and sell it! that is probably already created though.

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Originally posted by Weapon X

What is wrong with that? Don't tell me you're down with being some fuck up wife who throws plates at her husband and frequents male strip clubs with her trashy friends.

 

I'm not down for either. I'm not about to be some passive stereotype nor do I frequent strip malls or regular malls even. Yeah, my friends are trashy and shady but lets keep those shitheads out of this.

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Most asian girls piss me off. Especially when I see them type like that, trying to be cute and all. instead they end up looking like fucking idiots if you ask me. and also whats so stupid is when they pose for their digital camera to post flicks on those asian sites that cater to asians only. Aaaaand what also pisses me off is when they act all ghetto and hard. Please, I’d blow you down in one second. Aaaaand, it also pisses me off when they think I’m checking out their man. “Honey, I’m checking out the shards you are wearing, not your man.”

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[ june 1o, 2oo3 ]

thought of da day: ish it finally over...? or will he choose meeh?

 

"dO iLLiTeRaTe PeOpLe gEt dA FuLL eFFeCt oF aLpHaBeT sOuP?

 

WeNeVeR iM aT a BaLLGaMe aNd hEaR eVeRyWuN SiNgiNg "TaKe mEeH OuT 2 dA BaLLGaMe, "i jUsS sTrEtCh, HaVe a SiP oF bEeR aNd DiNk 2 mAiSeLf, "MaN, DeSe MoRoNs DoNt eVeN rEaLiZe DeRe aLrEaDy aT a BaLLGaMe!"

 

NiCkNaMeS: HuNNi3, CaSSiE, CaSeY (JuDy sAiD iT sOuNdS BeTTeR), CaSs, fRuiTLoOpS, sHoRTiE aNd CaSSaSSiE

aGe: SiXtEeN...sTiLL a LiL gUrL

B-DaY: SeVeN tWoOoO SeVeN

sKoO: wHo'S HoUsE?!? WaSh hOuSe!!!

sTaTs: SiNgLe

 

 

 

STILL TRYING TO FIND A FUCKING PICTURE...HOLD ON

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[ monday ] woke up hella eaaaaaarrrrrlllllyyyyy (dats mai whale talk) 2 go shopping at victorias secret in downtown wif ashley. we went 2 both stores in downtown! hehes =) bought maiself a sweat outfit in black and white and 5 pairs of panties (oOoWeE!!!) we left kinda early cuz ash had 2 go 2 work so i went home...got in a fat ass fight wif chris again...ish over...

 

[ tuesday ] josh drove meeh, brenda, and ashley 2 go get our work permits...and den went 2 eat at round table...den we went 2 twin peaks since we had hella time 2 kill. traumatizing walk up da dayam hill cuz im scared of heights and of bumblebees =/ never gonna do dat again. den we headed over 2 serramonte 2 go victorias secret dere. i found a dress i wanted 2 wear 2 winterball...but gRrR...almost da same ding wif ashley's sweater...stupid discoloration. we were very mad at da clothes!!! hMmM..saw chris dere...hahahah!!! i saw jonathan's mom! i didnt even realize dat til like 5 minutes after i saw him. and saw benson dere 2...it was hella awkward...err...yeah...

 

lately, i've been feeling a whole lot of everyding..happy, sad, anxious, angry, everyding...but i've had mai frens dere and mai whale talk 2 keep meeh happy fer dose couple of moments. i feel da need 2 talk 2 sumwun about wuts going on...but i have n wun 2 talk 2 and i dont wanna bother people wif mai problems cuz nobody wants 2 hear it n e ways. right now, im juss trying 2 have fun wif mai frens while i still can...while i still hang on 2 dose frens...cuz i really dont wanna let dem go...

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lmao.. i know exactly what you're talking about...

 

and i happen to be an asian femme.. but I don't take offense, only offense i take is from the embarrassment.. cause it's pretty damn embarrassing to be in the same general race/gender/category as these idiots..

 

but i have to admit.. it is pretty amusing sometimes

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

[ june 1o, 2oo3 ]

thought of da day: ish it finally over...? or will he choose meeh?

 

"dO iLLiTeRaTe PeOpLe gEt dA FuLL eFFeCt oF aLpHaBeT sOuP?

 

WeNeVeR iM aT a BaLLGaMe aNd hEaR eVeRyWuN SiNgiNg "TaKe mEeH OuT 2 dA BaLLGaMe, "i jUsS sTrEtCh, HaVe a SiP oF bEeR aNd DiNk 2 mAiSeLf, "MaN, DeSe MoRoNs DoNt eVeN rEaLiZe DeRe aLrEaDy aT a BaLLGaMe!"

lmmfao.. omg...
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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

2 go shopping at victorias secret in downtown wif ashley.

 

 

 

 

we were very mad at da clothes!!! hMmM

I reckon you should wait at victorias secret with a knife/machette or gun and butcher tha fuck outta those spastic sluts make sure the blood splatters over there spastic favourite sweater

 

 

 

and how tha fuck could you get mad at the clothes

 

 

stop posting this shit its fucking tormenting

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*yooh knoe in dat music video kiss-because i'm a girl...he gave her his eyes so she could c...derrick suggested he only give her wun eye so dey can both c..hahaha...wtf?

 

I GOT A PICTURE YEAHHH!!!

HOLD ON I GOTTA UPLOAD THIS!!

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Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Song: U Not Like Me (Bonus)

 

NYPD, LAPD, NYPD (When it's on, that's who you get, huh?)

NYPD, LAPD, NYPD (That's your motherfuckin' click, huh?)

NYPD, LAPD, NYPD (You a motherfuckin' snitch, huh?)

NYPD, LAPD, NYPD

 

[Verse 1]

Niggaz wanna shine like me (me), rhyme like me (me)

Then walk around with a 9 like me (me)

They don't wanna do it, 3 to 9 like me

And they ain't strong enough to take 9 like me

Aiyoo, you think about shittin' on 50... save it

My songs belong in the Bible with King David

I teach niggaz sign language, that ain't def son

*click* *click* you heard that? That mean RUN

Ask around, I ain't the one you wanna stun on, pa

Pull through, I'll throw a fuckin cocktail at ya' car

From the last shootout, I got a demple on my face

It's nothin', I could go after Mase's fanbase

Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait for doctor to get it out

Hit my wisdom tooth *huck-too* spit it out

I don't smile a lot, cause ain't nothin' pretty

Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the City

Hos be like "Fitty, you so witty"

On the dick like they heard I ghostwrite for P.Diddy

You got fat while we starve, it's my turn

I done felt how the shells burn, I still won't learn

Won't learn

 

[Chorus 2X]

If you get shot and run to the cop - You not like me

You ain't got no work on the block - You not like me

It's hot, you ain't got no drop - You not like me

Like me duke, you not like me

 

[Verse 2]

Moma said..

Everything that happened to us, was part of God's plan

So at night when I talk him, I got my gun in my hand

Don't think I'm crazy, cause I don't fear man

Cause I feel when I kill a man, God won't understand

I got a head full of evil thoughts, am I Satan

I been coulda killed these niggaz, I'm still waitin

In the telly with to whores, a Benz with to doors

32 carrots in the traws, no flaws

You see me in the hood, I got atleast two guns

I carry the glock, Tony carry my M-1s

Hold me down nigga, OGs tryin' to rock me

D's waitin for my response to lock me

This is my hustle, nigga don't knock me

You need some shit with banana clips to try and stop me

I'M THE ONE

 

[Chorus 2x]

If you get shot and run to the cop - You not like me

You ain't got no work on the block - You not like me

It's hot, you ain't got no drop - You not like me

Like me duke, you not like me

 

[Verse 3]

See, I done been to the Pearly Gates, they sent me back

The good die young, I ain't eligable for that

I shot niggaz, I been shot, sold crack in the street

My attitude is gangsta, so I stand some beef

You wanna get acquainted with me, you wanna know me

From 3 point range, with a glock, I shoot better then Kobe

See a nigga standin' next to me, he probably my Co-D

See a bitch gettin in my whip, she probably gon' blow me

See the flow is like a 38, it's special yoooooo

A country boy tell ya, I'm fittin' to blowwwww

I'm more like a pimp, then a trick, you knowwww

See, I'm in this for the paper, I don't love the hooos

Niggaz broke in the hood, worried about mines

Grown ass men, wearin starter piece shines

You know them little pieces, with the little stones

Got little clientele fiends call your cell phones

When the gossip starts, I'm always the topic

You too old for that shit dog, why don't you stop it

Shorty, I been watchin you watchin me

Now tell me what you like more, my watch or me

Haha

 

[Chorus 2x]

If you get shot and run to the cop - You not like me

You ain't got no work on the block - You not like me

It's hot, you ain't got no drop - You not like me

Like me duke, you not like me

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Yeah that shit is crazy. I thought that was a hawaiian thing or somthing first when i saw it on xanga and there were so fucking many people talking like that. I cant seriously even understand it. It takes translation work. Its out of hand. BUt ive never met a girl who actually talked like that. It seems like a super modified form of ebonics. I guess its more of a west coast thing.

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Originally posted by Parted Ways

haha i'm talkng to her

 

haha post up a conversation!

 

dont tell her anything about 12ozprophet or this thread..she doesnt need to see it

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tLrOaVnEcRe: asl?

 

...two/three days later...

 

u12sWtHuNNi3: whos dis

tLrOaVnEcRe: guess. lol

u12sWtHuNNi3: dunnoes...sorry

tLrOaVnEcRe: :'(

u12sWtHuNNi3: *shrugs*

tLrOaVnEcRe: LoL CoME On. U CaN Do It

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahs

u12sWtHuNNi3: do i even knoe yooh?!?

tLrOaVnEcRe: MaYyYYYyBe

u12sWtHuNNi3: uhh...great...dats a big help

tLrOaVnEcRe: lmao

u12sWtHuNNi3: okay...

tLrOaVnEcRe: so what's up

tLrOaVnEcRe: do you have a pic?

u12sWtHuNNi3: nuffin...

u12sWtHuNNi3: nopes...

tLrOaVnEcRe: i heard you have acne.

u12sWtHuNNi3: nopes...mai face all clear

u12sWtHuNNi3: cool eh

tLrOaVnEcRe: no, i like girls with acne.

tLrOaVnEcRe: especially when they pop it

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahs

u12sWtHuNNi3: den yooh'll juss have 2 like sumwun else

tLrOaVnEcRe: are you asian?

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah

tLrOaVnEcRe: what grade are you in?

u12sWtHuNNi3: senior...

tLrOaVnEcRe: oh. i heard all the asian girls over there in frisco are dirty sluts

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahs how'd yooh even knoe i lived in frisko

tLrOaVnEcRe: ebcasue my name starts with an S

u12sWtHuNNi3: hahahaha...dats da funniest reason

u12sWtHuNNi3: yeah i knoe yooh live in frisko cuz mai name starts wif an S

tLrOaVnEcRe: and i just recently fought some kid whose name starts with an H

u12sWtHuNNi3: whoa ho!!! dats a really big help!!

u12sWtHuNNi3: it totally solves da mystery of yooh yooh r!

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