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NOUM

it gets annoying at times but sometimes could be funny

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mail that gets forwarded to you

 

> >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

> >Man who run in front of car get tired.

> >Man who run behind car get exhausted.

> >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

> >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

> >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

> >Man with one chopstick go hungry.

> >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

> >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

> >Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

> >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

> >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

> >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

> >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

> >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

> >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

> >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

> >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

> >Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

> >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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