Posted June 8, 200322 yr mail that gets forwarded to you > >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > >Man who run in front of car get tired. > >Man who run behind car get exhausted. > >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. > >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. > >Man with one chopstick go hungry. > >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > >Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. > >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > >Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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