T.T Boy Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 shit, like today i was going to make a sandwich and im out of mayo, and i dont know what to do about it? should i use mustard instead? i currently have salami and some processed cheese, but need a condiment. does 12oz have any ideas? i also lost a shoe the other day? do i report it stolen to the police? how do i brush my teeth? do i use this toothpaste stuff? how do i apply it to the brush? any suggestions? thanks. also how do i tie my shoelaces and make krink does anyone wanna show me around wyoming and the ukraine? is there a big scene there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 I fucked a girl last night :lol: :king: :yum: :D donnie darko :lick: :eek: :lol: :king: So I was thinking, I must hate the summer I think. I hate the smell of underarms. The stench created is derived from heat and exersion. The summer is hot causing the smell which I do not like so very much. Thus I must hate summer time...I love my parents money :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 fucking problems. i drove by some really nasty road kill.it was a skunk.it fucking smelled really bad. the smell got in my car. i went to cvs, and went inside. the smell was on my fucking cloths.i reeked of skunk. the smell is still in my car. what the fuck am i supposed to do???bathe my car in tomato juice??? seriously,can anyone help? donnie darko was the dopest movie ever made.other than citizen kane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 hahahahaha thank you jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 how slow were you driving in order to have the odor stay in your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Originally posted by Parted Ways how slow were you driving in order to have the odor stay in your car? .......wouldnt YOU like to know........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 i ate to many sour skittles.. and now my tongue hurts and the taste buds are burned.. but i cant stop eatting them. that like completely stresses me out.. oh my god.. i need your advice! wait..do you think more people would help me out if i started my very own thread on this??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Originally posted by $360 .......wouldnt YOU like to know........... accually.i dont really remember. i dont have any bread in my house eaither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 i'm hot and sweaty. and i'm pretty sure my nuts smell. it's only 9:15pm. should i shower now? i don't want to marinate in ballsweat. i usually wait til morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 i bought some new sneakers on the other side of town it took me two days for me to get a ride up there finnally got home to find out that there were two different sizes in the box.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 So I was driving in my car and I saw this totally sweet ass babe. And i was like whats up? So she fucking just kept walking. So i saw this other sweet ass babe and then this ninja comes and fucking pops the hugest boner ever and kills a pirate by shoving a yo-yo down his belly button. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy shit, like today i was going to make a sandwich and im out of mayo, and i dont know what to do about it? should i use mustard instead? i currently have salami and some processed cheese, but need a condiment. does 12oz have any ideas? i also lost a shoe the other day? do i report it stolen to the police? how do i brush my teeth? do i use this toothpaste stuff? how do i apply it to the brush? any suggestions? thanks. also how do i tie my shoelaces and make krink does anyone wanna show me around wyoming and the ukraine? is there a big scene there? 1. salami, mustard, and cheese 2. buy new ones:idea: 3. well first u wet ur tooth brush, apply the toothpaste (by squeezing the tube) on to the tooth brush, then wet it again and brush your teeth 4. go back to pre-school they give good lessons on tying shoes 5. check THE YARD :king: thank you, come again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum So I was driving in my car and I saw this totally sweet ass babe. And i was like whats up? So she fucking just kept walking. So i saw this other sweet ass babe and then this ninja comes and fucking pops the hugest boner ever and kills a pirate by shoving a yo-yo down his belly button. What the fuck am I supposed to do? THE FUCKING PIRATE PROBABLY DESERVED IT..FUCKING SEA LOVING HIPPI...PROPS TO THE NINJA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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