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this is hard core!

 

 

ATHENS, Greece -- A 30-year-old man forced his eyes out their sockets to protest his arrest at Athens International Airport, authorities said Tuesday.

 

Remi Tsolakis was taken to a hospital and received surgery to try and restore his eyesight, doctors said.

 

Tsolakis was arrested late Monday after flying to Athens from the island of Rhodes. Airport authorities discovered he had an outstanding three-month jail sentence for a minor offence.

 

He told police he did not have enough money to pay a fine in lieu of the sentence and would have to go to jail.

 

Police gave no details of the offense.

 

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Not sure if this counts, but it freaked me out totally:

 

there is a transexual with a place in my building. Looks just like a butch man wearing make-up and a dress. Anyway at 10pm this evening there was a knock on my door, if someone comes round they have to buzz up to get in so it has to be one of my neighbours. I go to the door and it is this transexual "Sophe" and he/she asked me if they could borrow a wire coat hanger. I got one as quick as possible and shut the door as I always end up staring, all freaked out. That is a fucked up happening to me.

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thats purdy funny bob, well a fucked up hapening for me is this story.

 

 

well, i was at this party not to long ago, and there were alot of jocks, i was with some friends getting trashed so it was all good. well i went to go take a piss and it was a big house and i was drunk so i was just oppening every door till i found the bathroom,i was upstairs openning doors and i gess i opend the parents room or somethng and in side was the worst thing ever, i gess there was a freshman at this party, and she was impreshinable so the older joks got ahold of her, well i dont know how it happend but when i opend that door i saw a naked freshman crying with a BIG maglite stuffed in her ANUS!! and it was on!!

all she could do was wimper and cry as she sat spred eagl with all of these jocks jacking off on her, she was covered with seeman and soon to be covered with moor unless i opend that door. i stood there in shock....for like 10 seconds...till the jocks screamed "SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!" so i did, and walked away fast.....after pissing i told the guy who was throwing the party but when he got to the room they were all gon, i saw the girl later and checked her out for a sec and she had this dead look on her face. she just stood there looking pail and terrifid, then a jock came up to her and made her take a shot.

 

that fucked up my night for like an hour untill i got drunker and forgot about it...poor girl, shes fucked in the head now for life...and her crying loops in my head all the time....fucking sick...

 

thats my true tale. :king:

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this morning i woke up and my room was messy. then i cleaned it.

 

it sucked because i was planning to not clean it. then daniel came over and stole one of my cigarettes, so i stole one of his lighters. its orange, i dont like orange. stupid freakin orange.

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i shot some kid right between the eyes with one of those suction cup guns. it was gnarly, it just stuck to his greasy forehead. i dunno, kinda makes you think...

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

thats purdy funny bob, well a fucked up hapening for me is this story.

 

 

well, i was at this party not to long ago, and there were alot of jocks, i was with some friends getting trashed so it was all good. well i went to go take a piss and it was a big house and i was drunk so i was just oppening every door till i found the bathroom,i was upstairs openning doors and i gess i opend the parents room or somethng and in side was the worst thing ever, i gess there was a freshman at this party, and she was impreshinable so the older joks got ahold of her, well i dont know how it happend but when i opend that door i saw a naked freshman crying with a BIG maglite stuffed in her ANUS!! and it was on!!

all she could do was wimper and cry as she sat spred eagl with all of these jocks jacking off on her, she was covered with seeman and soon to be covered with moor unless i opend that door. i stood there in shock....for like 10 seconds...till the jocks screamed "SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!" so i did, and walked away fast.....after pissing i told the guy who was throwing the party but when he got to the room they were all gon, i saw the girl later and checked her out for a sec and she had this dead look on her face. she just stood there looking pail and terrifid, then a jock came up to her and made her take a shot.

 

that fucked up my night for like an hour untill i got drunker and forgot about it...poor girl, shes fucked in the head now for life...and her crying loops in my head all the time....fucking sick...

 

thats my true tale. :king:

errrrr that shit is WRONG.

Bob, u sure they wenrnt gonna break into some cars?

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i used to get dude's coming to my aparment in denver looking for 'john'

happend like 7 times, and when i'd say that wasn't me they looked embarrased and hurried away. and its not easy to end up at my door. that shit was fucked up, i think someone was playing some jokes. thats a funny joke if its not on you, get random internet pervs to show up at your friends house....

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

i used to get dude's coming to my aparment in denver looking for 'john'

happend like 7 times, and when i'd say that wasn't me they looked embarrased and hurried away. and its not easy to end up at my door. that shit was fucked up, i think someone was playing some jokes. thats a funny joke if its not on you, get random internet pervs to show up at your friends house....

 

or your neighbors to watch

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This one is super fucked up. Filming a woman being raped using a monile phone. That's in my home town too

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Originally posted by Jackson

Bob, u sure they wenrnt gonna break into some cars?

 

A bloke in a dress breaking into cars at 10 in the evening on road everyone walks home from pubs on? Doubt it. Anyway I could have told him easier ways of doing it rather than using a coat hanger

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