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Flow ish

Bring this piece of paper the next time you go looking out for sex

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APPLICATION TO SCREW

 

Name:______________________

 

City:______________________

State:_____________________

Age:__________ Phone:______________

SSN:_______________

 

Hair Color:__________

Real Hair Color:____________

Eye Color:___________

 

Dentures: __________

Weight: _________

Height:___________

Waist Size: __________

Breast or Bra Size: __________

 

Marital Status:

Married___________

Single______________

Divorced:_________ Other__________

 

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________

Do You Like Them:

Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________

Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________

Other_____

All of the Above____________

 

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________

All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

 

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

 

How Often? __________

 

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

 

Pussy Size:

Small ________ Medium __________

Large ____________ Extra Large __________

 

 

While Screwing Do You:

Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______

Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______

Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________

All of the Above_____________________

 

 

 

List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:

1)______________

2)______________

3)______________

 

 

When You Cum Do You:

Wiggle______ Wobble__________

Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________

Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________

 

 

What Kind of Screw Do You Like?

Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________

All Night____________ All Speeds___________

 

 

How Many Times? _________________

How Long Do You Like To Screw At

One Interval? ___________________________

 

 

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References

(Not Immediate Family)

 

Name:______________ Address:______________

Phone:__________

 

Name:______________ Address:______________

Phone:__________

 

 

Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

 

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,

What Are Your Charges For:

 

One Night_________ One Hour____________

Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

 

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

 

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______

Sears________ JC Penney's___________

All of the Above________ Others_________

 

 

Comments __________________________

 

 

-Taken from funnyjunk.com-

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Guest krie
Originally posted by Flow ish

Hater!

 

 

only towards you

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Guest Pilau Hands

or not, you know whatever.

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