Flow ish Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 APPLICATION TO SCREW Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While Screwing Do You: Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______ Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______ Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________ All of the Above_____________________ List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best: 1)______________ 2)______________ 3)______________ When You Cum Do You: Wiggle______ Wobble__________ Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________ Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________ What Kind of Screw Do You Like? Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________ All Night____________ All Speeds___________ How Many Times? _________________ How Long Do You Like To Screw At One Interval? ___________________________ If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References (Not Immediate Family) Name:______________ Address:______________ Phone:__________ Name:______________ Address:______________ Phone:__________ Would your service be Free of Charge?_______ If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free, What Are Your Charges For: One Night_________ One Hour____________ Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________ What Credit Cards Will You Accept? Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______ Sears________ JC Penney's___________ All of the Above________ Others_________ Comments __________________________ -Taken from funnyjunk.com- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 shutup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 thank you!:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow ish Posted June 3, 2003 Author Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by krie shutup Hater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by Flow ish Hater! only towards you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cultivated Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 that shit is so played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 or not, you know whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 i'd pass them out to hores walking the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by ]:{o> i'd pass them out to hores walking the street :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/reply.gif'> some funny shit y dont u squash that beef nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Originally posted by Pilau Hands or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 -Taken from funnyjunk.com- or not indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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