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DEESIPHER

i swear to geebus it wasn't me......

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lies you told people......

 

 

told myself today this was going be a decent thread.....what a bunch of shit........

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Guest willy.wonka

the first time my parent started askin me about why my eyes were soooo RED , i started getting real emotional and yelled, "i was crying OK!!?"

then walked away...my friend was luaghing at me.

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the first time my parents asked me why my eyes were so red.... i told them i had pink eye in both eyes......keep in mind i was high at the time....and for some reason they didn't belive me

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my parents never asked me y my eyes were red they allow me to smoke trees in tha crib:king:

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my parents have known about smoking since i was in the beginning of 7th grade. they didnt like it at first but never got in trouble for it.

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

the first time my parent started askin me about why my eyes were soooo RED , i started getting real emotional and yelled, "i was crying OK!!?"

then walked away...my friend was luaghing at me.

 

 

i told them i had allergies and they put me on medication for a year

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once a time ago my mom saw 60 cans of paint in my room...she later asked me if i had paint in my room...i told her no...and never moved them....

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

once a time ago my mom saw 60 cans of paint in my room...she later asked me if i had paint in my room...i told her no...and never moved them....

i had a similar incident happen to me. only it was more like 35 cans, oh and moms mentioned that shit during dinner the next night.

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Guest sneak

ive learnt that hayfever is a perfect excuse for redeye in the summer months. even if you dont have it.

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Originally posted by Ken Barlow

yEaH dUdE tOtTaLlY aWeSoMe! 420 4 LiZzIfFe!

 

MoRoN........

 

Originally posted by mr_president

Tongue My Balls

 

;)

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