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I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!

 

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Pop singer Avril Lavigne (news)'s hit single "Sk8er Boi" is heading to the big screen.

 

The song, which captures the divide between cliques and cultures, is about a teenage girl who rejects a skater boy with a crush on her because her friends didn't approve of him -- even though she secretly likes him. Years later, he becomes a famous rock star and she is left with regrets.

 

What??

Were all of the acting monkeys busy? Doesn't Affleck need something to do?

Why the hell is this movie being made?

 

:barf: :puke: :vomit:

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Originally posted by miles apart

avril better get naked.

Then D-Lush can beat her with a strap on, like it was stated so long ago.

:lol:

Id watch that.

 

The sooner they ruin the whole punk trend, the better, that stuffs really annoying.

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Afterwards, you should also go watch that one movie with mandy moore. I don't know what it is but the other day I saw a poster of it. It's her with that short short hardcorish hair look. with a way cool studded belt. A must - see.

 

 

p.s. It is really hot and ice cream is really good.

 

Did you hear about how Avril announced david bowies name wrong at that awards shit? And her response was something like " I wasn't even born when he was famous... how the fuck am I suppose to know who he is? blah blah rock and roll blah. ". ANd on snl they were making fun of her. Okay I guess you had to see it..

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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

 

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

 

POOF. Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

 

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

 

POOF. She turns into a beautiful young woman.

 

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

 

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

 

"Oh, can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

 

POOF. Standing before her is a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

 

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

 

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

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