my mom buys my clothes Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 my friend found a bumpber sticker the other day that said "PIMPS SMOKE CHRONIC" and i thought to myself "hmmm, why yes they do." it was a very simple and got right to the point. anyone else seen any good bumper stickers lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 I just lost 150 lbs.......and she took the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 on a porsche.. "my other car is ALSO a porsche" fucken cocky yuppies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oOsoupOo Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 My all time fav : "I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over" "I love animals... cause they taste so good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get shot Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 My kid could kick your honor student kid's ass. Keep honking, im reloading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 beer contains vitamin pee. hows my driving? dial 1-800-eat-shit. i love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 Originally posted by --zeSto--: on a porsche.. "my other car is ALSO a porsche" fucken cocky yuppies aaaahahahha...yuppie humor, great stuff ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted July 22, 2001 Share Posted July 22, 2001 Originally posted by Jankie: My all time fav : "I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over" "I love animals... cause they taste so good" ahh-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 480,000 abortions per year=480,000 less people in front of me on the expressway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 you want to know some funny shit kiddie toucher! the fuckers who molest children or hurt women or animals are coinsidered weak in jail and get fucked in the ass hole....being a kid toucher or hurting animals isnt even something to joke about! so why would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 "IF YOU CAN READ THIS youre to close i'll hit the brakes and its gonna be your fault" The best ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Originally posted by Jankie: "I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over" thats not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 god is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 where are we goiing? and why am i in this handbasket? on a side note that blacks one is rugged i bet that dude has gotten his tires slashed a few times and if he hasnt he probably should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KARD like WOE Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 bad cop no donut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Horn is broken, watch for finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 i saw one that made me want to run this bitch off the bridge we were on.... "if i had know this would happen i would have picked my own cotton" accompanied by a rebel flag.... why cant i ever see a crumpled up car with something like that on the bumper.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 I have several on my ride. "Honk if parts fall off" - We get lots of compliments and laughs about this one. "The Goddess is fat and she's standing on my foot" "If you're already stoned don't smoke anymore dope. You won't get any higher and you'll just have less dope." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkZ aNd BrainZ Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 -p.u.n.k. keeping kids on the streets nice d.a.r.e. ripe off - i might be fat, but youre ugly and i can go on a diet. and jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers anyone that lives in va or nc or sc should know what i am talking about. they stand for outer banks and fucking every little fuckin teenie bopper shit face has one or 20 on their car. and oh yea jankie that one abotu blacks was far from funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Originally posted by JinkZ aNd BrainZ: and jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers anyone that lives in va or nc or sc should know what i am talking about. they stand for outer banks and fucking every little fuckin teenie bopper shit face has one or 20 on their car. I see those everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 -Honk if you're illiterate. -I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do. -I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this dumb bus. -I Brake for Hallucinations. -You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face. -University State College. (hahaha) -Get your rocks off - study geology! -PEEL OFF BACKING AND ADHERE TO BUMPER -If you can read this, you're to close. (Written in brail) And my favorite: -My karma ran over your dogma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by JinkZ aNd BrainZ: [band jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers [/b] your telling me?? jesus fucking christ, every goddamn car from new jersey to florida has one of those things, i guess its something every prick that comes down here on vacation needs to get...im so sick of these tourists...a bunch of broke people fronting like theyve got money while staying in a 5 bedroom, $4000 a week house with 20 other people...i dont know if you can tell but im ready to get the fuck out of here...3 weeks and counting... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 shit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 grrr i hate those obx stickers!!!! i like the keep honking im reloading.. i cant think of any ive seen recently.. if it werent for procrastination, id have nothing to look forward to tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 "lost your cat, try under my tires" on a Rednecks truck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Bush, the only dope worth shooting. Dick + Bush = Fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaMega Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Originally posted by Jankie: My all time fav : "I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over" Jankie you are a dumb fuck that should be run over by a ford focus(I hate those cars!) ------------------ ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 gay whales for jesus and nuke gay whales for jesus yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 my other car is a BIG DICK. wanna ride? saw that today 406--my mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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