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Originally posted by Jankie:

My all time fav :

 

"I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over"

 

"I love animals... cause they taste so good"

 

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you want to know some funny shit kiddie toucher! the fuckers who molest children or hurt women or animals are coinsidered weak in jail and get fucked in the ass hole....being a kid toucher or hurting animals isnt even something to joke about! so why would you?

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"IF YOU CAN READ THIS

youre to close i'll hit the brakes and its gonna be your fault"

 

The best ever

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i saw one that made me want to run this bitch off the bridge we were on....

"if i had know this would happen i would have picked my own cotton" accompanied by a rebel flag....

why cant i ever see a crumpled up car with something like that on the bumper....

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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I have several on my ride.

 

"Honk if parts fall off" - We get lots of compliments and laughs about this one.

 

"The Goddess is fat and she's standing on my foot"

 

"If you're already stoned don't smoke anymore dope. You won't get any higher and you'll just have less dope."

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-p.u.n.k. keeping kids on the streets nice d.a.r.e. ripe off

 

- i might be fat, but youre ugly and i can go on a diet.

 

and jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers anyone that lives in va or nc or sc should know what i am talking about. they stand for outer banks and fucking every little fuckin teenie bopper shit face has one or 20 on their car.

 

and oh yea jankie that one abotu blacks was far from funny.

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Originally posted by JinkZ aNd BrainZ:

and jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers anyone that lives in va or nc or sc should know what i am talking about. they stand for outer banks and fucking every little fuckin teenie bopper shit face has one or 20 on their car.

 

I see those everywhere.

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-Honk if you're illiterate.

-I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do.

-I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this dumb bus.

-I Brake for Hallucinations.

-You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face.

-University State College. (hahaha)

-Get your rocks off - study geology!

-PEEL OFF BACKING AND ADHERE TO BUMPER

-If you can read this, you're to close. (Written in brail)

 

And my favorite:

-My karma ran over your dogma.

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Originally posted by JinkZ aNd BrainZ:

[band jesus i hate those fuckin OBX stickers [/b]

 

your telling me?? jesus fucking christ, every goddamn car from new jersey to florida has one of those things, i guess its something every prick that comes down here on vacation needs to get...im so sick of these tourists...a bunch of broke people fronting like theyve got money while staying in a 5 bedroom, $4000 a week house with 20 other people...i dont know if you can tell but im ready to get the fuck out of here...3 weeks and counting...

 

 

 

 

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Guest dukeofyork

grrr i hate those obx stickers!!!!

i like the keep honking im reloading..

i cant think of any ive seen recently..

 

if it werent for procrastination, id have nothing to look forward to tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Jankie:

My all time fav :

 

"I brake for blacks... then i put my truck in reverse and run the fuckers over"

Jankie you are a dumb fuck that should be run over by a ford focus(I hate those cars!)

 

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