nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 well, whos sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 damn, another night of 12oz whoring while doin absolutely nothing with myself. at least i start my new job tomorrow so i can actually do soemthing productive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I just bought 18 cans of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 you son of a bitch, i have 2 beers in my fridge with my roomates neighbor on it. im just gonna sit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 i'm drunk as shit. On my drive home i hit one of those skinny orange things that devide lanes. I think i'm gonna go chck on that really quick. But for the most part my spelling has been awesome tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 a+ on the spelling, i cant spell for shit when im drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 A high percentage of my posts here have been made with a pyramid of cans next to the monitor. Bet you couldn't tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 im sure i can spell drunk but im talking bout the rare occasion im coherent enough to be online when im just sauced and seeing doubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Im at work. sober I wish I wasnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 damn, that sucks. i hate having to work random hours into the night. fuck a bunch o' that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 awesome... absolutley no damadge to the car at all. Tonight was a good ight to rive home drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 My life as a vampire by shokeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 every one of my posts have been made while i was sober..all of my future posts will be of the same as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 sometimes im sober sometimes im not....tonight i am sober and tomorrow i probably will be too....man i hate waiting for fools to call to go get busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo A high percentage of my posts here have been made with a pyramid of cans next to the monitor. Bet you couldn't tell. thats what you thought.....DRUNK BOY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 ...so I says to Mable, I says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 There was a man who would always watch the Boston Bruins and would never pay any attention to his wife. So one day his wife had enough of it. She went to a tattoo parlor and said I want B on one cheek of my ass and B on the other. The tattoo guy said why the hell do you want that. None of your fucking business she replied. So once the job was done she went home and danced around naked and pointed her ass at him and he said who the hell is BOB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 I'm on day 2 of being sober. This last weekend scared the shit out of me. I know I fried a good 30% of the grey matter.:twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Year six here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the ortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and he opened his briefcase. "Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 6 years damn. props on that shit. if you dont mind me asking is it cuz you have to or cuz you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 wow... 6 years! I was just thinking this morning about how I've been filling my body with every toxin I could get for the past 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 All right, a genie walks into a bar. A Californian pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna do you right here on the bar!" The genie gets flustered and doesn't know what to say. The bartender says "You owe me a dollar." So the genie says "I was on the wrong side of the bar, sir!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 6 years damn. props on that shit. if you dont mind me asking is it cuz you have to or cuz you want to. I quit because I needed to, basically. But it's been so long now that I have no interest in going back. Old problems would return and quickly outweigh any minor enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 This drunk walks into a bar. The bartender says "You owe me a twenty." The drunk says "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender thinks a minute and says "See that duck over there? If you hold this pencil between your ass cheeks that duck will go upstairs with you and show you more pleasure than you can possibly imagine." So the drunk looks around and says "You have a drink named Eric?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 thats cool, i quit for a while and sometimes wish i didnt do anything but i have fun doin it so i gues its not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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