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mr.yuck

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i know i promised myself that i would never make one of these threads, but i have to. There is this girl that i am talking to, but we aren't together. So to get to my story, she was talkin hella shit about this one guy today. He ended up comin to this party that i was at wiht this girl and she was steady talking to him and like actin all playful wiht him.... What is this all about???? Maybe im just to drunk and reading to much into the whole thing....What the fuck is going on these days?

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Shes probably trying to get you to back off, thats why she was talking about him so that you know he is interesting to her and then her flirting with him. Chicks are ruthless man-

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Originally posted by nick5542

you got PLAYED!

 

i hear that but she seemed like the most down to earth girl i've ever met. I guess these are the answers i get from the late night crowd. I'm still takin her out to dinner this wednesday. Free dinner, or interested in me?

 

edit No he dodnt bone any of her friends

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Originally posted by nick5542

you got PLAYED!

 

 

My educated guess is she likes him and by talking smack about him to you, she thought you were going to give up the goods on dude.

she will say anything to anyone to hear something about him.

she’s obviously a silly hoe with no moral fiber;

so... shoekeys will now advise you to stop trying to be a

captain-save-a-hoe...

 

no offense if she’s your special person.

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maybe both, let the shit play out. hope you dont get fucked over. but if you feel like shes in it for a meal bounce and leave her with the check:king:

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i felt like beating the shit outta both of them.:beat: but then i decided the best idea was to give every one a kiss and go home.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

yeah on the foreskin, i'm comfortable with my homo-sexuality.

 

 

I KNEW IT!!:D

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i'm not trippin even though it fucked me up on the inside. The money aint a problem as far as the meal goes. If she is full of shit i can call her out in front of large group of people in the future.

 

Stankin ass bitch:lol:

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thats the spirit, dont let her get to you. invite her to dinner and bring another hot bitch and see if she gets jealous.

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good idea. Any random bitch will do too.....I hope this shit works out though for real cuz this is the closest to love my ass has been to in years.:yum:

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good luck man, i shouldnt give you so much shit, i remember bein in your same shoes. sucks bro. keep ya head up though.

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she could just be fake...i know this one girl who absolutly hates this other dude but she will pretend to be his friend if hes ever around..you know the kind of people who talk shit behind peoples backs but face to face there all like "whah...i never said nothing"

 

but hey at least you got a girl going with you too dinner, that gotta mean something...shit i havent had a date in i think 2 months now..i wish i had a date! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon9.gif'> :mad: http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon9.gif'>

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this is fucking excitingfor me. This is the first date i will have ever gone on. I have always been to busy cuttin the date shit and going straight to sex. I told her i was gonna get her liquored up and take advantage of her.:lol:

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shoekeys and daze both make valid points. but before you get all frustrated about shit, just let it play out, yo.

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i thnk it was the alcohol talkin last night. I woke up this morning and didn't give a shit about anything, i feel great. Thanks for letting me vent my frustration. This thread made me laugh.

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When Jane reached the check-out, she learned that

one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her

embarrassment when the checker got on the

intercom and boomed out for all the store to

hear: "Price check on lane 12, Tampax, supersize."

 

If that was bad enough, somebody at the rear of

the store misunderstood the word "tampax"

for "thumbtacks".

 

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over

the intercom:

 

"Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb

or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"

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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his

back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the

second half of his round trip ticket. If he

could just get to the airport he could get

himself home.

 

So he went out to the front of the casino where

there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained

his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send

the driver money from home, he offered him his

credit card numbers, his drivers license number,

his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie

said "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the

hell out of my cab!"

 

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to

the airport and was barely in time to catch his

flight.

 

One year later the businessman, having worked

long and hard to regain his financial success,

returned to Vegas and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to

the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to

the airport. Well, who should he see out there,

at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old

buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he

was down on his luck.

 

The businessman thought for a moment about how he

could make the guy pay for his lack of charity,

and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the

first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to

the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the

reply. "And how much for you to give me a

blowjob once we get there?"

 

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

 

The businessman got into the back of each cab in

the long line and asked the same questions, with

the same result. When he got to his old friend

at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How

much for a ride to the airport?"

 

The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

 

The businessman said "ok" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of

cabs the businessman gave big smile and thumbs up

sign to each driver.

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So i went out with this girl and she turned out to be really really cool. I'm glad I didn't bounce out on the check. 3 Cheers for me and drinking.

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