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Originally posted by BROWNer

be easy, that's living hell right there.

 

is it me or is metallix the newest makros wannabe?

 

i've noticed that makros is gone....some one had to fill his shoes.

 

But on the real, i knew not to hit the link when it said big girl gear

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night

when one turns to the other and says, "You know,

I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home

after we've been out drinking, I turn the

headlights off before I get to the driveway. I

shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house,

I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the

bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL

wakes up and yells at me for staying out so

late!"

 

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're

obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech

into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the

steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into

bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How

about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound

asleep."

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