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All right, a lawyer walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that lady over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that lady will do anything you want, as many times as you want." The lawyer says "I'll bet anyone fifty bucks I can hold this pencil between your ass cheeks!" A rabbi cozies up to the lawyer and says "For a dollar I'll give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe."

 

The lawyer says "Just put it on my bill."

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Originally posted by ARCEL

All right, a lawyer walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that lady over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that lady will do anything you want, as many times as you want." The lawyer says "I'll bet anyone fifty bucks I can hold this pencil between your ass cheeks!" A rabbi cozies up to the lawyer and says "For a dollar I'll give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe."

 

The lawyer says "Just put it on my bill."

 

So, anyways... I says to Mable I says..

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Lone Star Sucks

 

Their brewery is owned by Yankees anyway. Fuck that. Drink Shiner--oldest continuously operating brewery in the State. Yee-Hahhh. Shiner Bock---not bad for a good ol' redneck beer. But I like Mexican beer a shitload better. Corona's fair. But my pick is TECATE CON LIMON'. Hale, yes! Una mas cerveza Tecate' muy frio, por favor. Y un limon, senorita, por favor. My Spanish is worse than my taste in clothes.

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Originally posted by effyoo

Thats exactly what it is. Not a drunken ramblings thread.

 

So if you're loaded and can't type worth shit, go post somewhere else.

 

My drunken, good typing ass will post it here.

 

or if you're misspelling things, typing like a retard, and pounding on the keys, on purpose so people will think you're drunk because being drunk on 12oz is the cool thing to be... go jack off to pictures of that chick veronica from the real world or road rules or whatever it was...

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Originally posted by ARCEL

what do they say when they see you jacking off to a gray screen hahahaha

 

 

ha ha... if moms ever walked in and caught me jacking it to a gray screen with a bunch of writing she would probably drop jaw http://66.227.101.70/contrib/corky/corkysm82.gif'> turn around very slowly, shake her head, and close my door silently. then look at me very akward everytime i pass by.....http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/realhappy/mhihi.gif'> but that wouldnt be the case..... i dont really get off on porn anymore...go figure...

 

 

 

:krunk:

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