Dirty_habiT Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Daytime drunks? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 im working on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Daytime drunks? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 All right, a lawyer walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that lady over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that lady will do anything you want, as many times as you want." The lawyer says "I'll bet anyone fifty bucks I can hold this pencil between your ass cheeks!" A rabbi cozies up to the lawyer and says "For a dollar I'll give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe." The lawyer says "Just put it on my bill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL All right, a lawyer walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that lady over there? If you nail your feet to the floor that lady will do anything you want, as many times as you want." The lawyer says "I'll bet anyone fifty bucks I can hold this pencil between your ass cheeks!" A rabbi cozies up to the lawyer and says "For a dollar I'll give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe." The lawyer says "Just put it on my bill." So, anyways... I says to Mable I says.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Tease is so drunk of cum he didn't even know he quoted himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 i drank some pretty good beer today, bee sting honey brewed. my boy bought that shit for me cuz he drank my lonestar. what a pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Haha Texans and their gat damt LoneStar beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Lone Star Sucks Their brewery is owned by Yankees anyway. Fuck that. Drink Shiner--oldest continuously operating brewery in the State. Yee-Hahhh. Shiner Bock---not bad for a good ol' redneck beer. But I like Mexican beer a shitload better. Corona's fair. But my pick is TECATE CON LIMON'. Hale, yes! Una mas cerveza Tecate' muy frio, por favor. Y un limon, senorita, por favor. My Spanish is worse than my taste in clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Bavaria. If you like Corona, you'll like this one. Its similar to Corona, but a hell of a lot better. Oh, its Brazillian though. Imported up to Canada here so, I'm sure you can find a sixer or two down in good ol' Tejas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Don't forget Olympia beer in Mexico. And Dos Equis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Thats exactly what it is. Not a drunken ramblings thread. So if you're loaded and can't type worth shit, go post somewhere else. My drunken, good typing ass will post it here. or if you're misspelling things, typing like a retard, and pounding on the keys, on purpose so people will think you're drunk because being drunk on 12oz is the cool thing to be... go jack off to pictures of that chick veronica from the real world or road rules or whatever it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by ..fuD.. go jack off to pictures of that chick veronica from the real world or road rules or whatever it was... Oh yeah! I do have the internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 i don't come on here high...... i don't come on here drunk..... i come on here as an escape route when im looking at porn and someone enters the room...a quick change of website... and i'm in the clear... http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/aahmed/tongue.gif'> :krunk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 what do they say when they see you jacking off to a gray screen hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL what do they say when they see you jacking off to a gray screen hahahaha ha ha... if moms ever walked in and caught me jacking it to a gray screen with a bunch of writing she would probably drop jaw http://66.227.101.70/contrib/corky/corkysm82.gif'> turn around very slowly, shake her head, and close my door silently. then look at me very akward everytime i pass by.....http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/realhappy/mhihi.gif'> but that wouldnt be the case..... i dont really get off on porn anymore...go figure... :krunk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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