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grittylifer

Saturday afternoon thread what ever the fucking date is....i dont fucking know....

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eh...went skating for the first time in years after drinking beers and shedding tears.

 

rolled up on a Afghani woman that is fly and she likes me!!!

 

heh.....

 

motherfuckers that was trynna fuck with me right? you know the whole curry on the door bitch shit?

 

anyway...the water went out. hella motherfuckers live 4 to a onebedroom and shit....heh...you know everybody hadda take a shit and the toilets dont work.......hahhahahahahhahaahh...suckahs.

 

 

really though.....my hallways smell like shit but my apartment dont......suckahs!

 

eh..anyway...im single. i just wish i could have some water so i could wash clothes shower shave and get my mack on.

 

bout ready for the steaks.....yahmean?

 

whats you motherfuckers up to?

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looking for plane tickets out of this shithole...trying make ends by selling dvds...lookin for a job slowly...today i think ill sit around till people come to my house and drag me out....im hungry i got bread and no peanutbutter, i got cereal and no milk, water and no ramen....shit sucks...

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Originally posted by ********

if you come over ill make you a warm cup of steam and a hot bowl of nothing.

 

Sounds better then what i have...

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ahhh.....first and only meal of the day...well besides the beer.

 

got a huge medium cut steak marinating in champiagne dressing hot peeper garlic sauce a dash or worcester and some pabst.

 

for apetizers i got two tomatos marinated in champaigne dressing and for desert i got sangaria spritzers.

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hey ******* for someone so broke sounding you sure eat well. im broke as fuck and live off junk food and alcohol.

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damn this is a boring sat. i havent done shit, skated for a lil bit, did some spinning, now im watching freddy 3

 

someone save me. :dazed:

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well.....i just spent 16.50 of the what used to be twenty bucks on eating....

 

i think i got a lead on some money though.

 

but yeah....im a proffessional at living off little money.

 

like the other day when i found ninety five cents and felt rich.

 

fuck it though....if your hungry go steal some food...just make sure you do it in front of the worker and see if they let you get away....

 

well i only steal from the store in front of workers.....but that was booze.

 

fuck man....fuck junk food.....go spange up enough for some salsa beans and rice.....youll be eating large for days on under 7bucks...and seven bucks is quite the budget.

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im still young so when im broke i call up mommy and she takes me out. dont know how long that will last though. but i also start my new job on tuesday so i wont be broke for long.

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ehk.....i lived off mcdonalds once.

 

my mom bought me a chicken sammich...hot spicy crispy....when i was 19 or 20 and sooooooooooo broke.

 

it was the best sammich i ever had.

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she takes me out to nice restaraunts, i hate fast food. cant chill with her much though b.c my step dad is in town and we hate each otehr. hes the reason i moved out at 17 and am broke now.

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hes like 42 but i bet he could still beat my ass, he told me when i was like 13 "i know you hate me so when you think you can take me we will go at it, till then you aint shit"

 

i fucking hate him more than anything but there isnt shit i can do about it so i just left

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pepper spray him and break his nose before you turn 18 and have some money to eat in your pocket.....cause moms gonna be pissed fool.

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mom knows i hate him and thats why i left so i think thats the reason she buys me shit and takes care of me still. im 18 already though.

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join a gym get yoked learn to box if you dont know how and learn some jujitsu. fuck it.........break his jaw and put him in a hold till he begs for mercy.....if you start now......youll be there before 19.

 

 

i mean.....at least i didnt say shank his ass......i dont want you to do jail time......allthough in texas cant you pop some caps?

 

anyway.....start ignoring me before i get you in trouble.

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heh, ive thought about that shit before but i think ill just ignore him for the rest of my life and pretend he doesnt exist. unless he does something to me or my mom in which case ill peel some caps.:D hes such a cock

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huh.....i dont get the whole steparents hating on children thing......

 

i mean....how does that work you know? what you got no honor to love a child? wack.

 

oh...so anyway..get a friend with a video camera and provoke him till he hits you while your friend gets it on tape....and blammo felony assault with an f on the record for the rest of his life and knowing you beat him at his own threat without throwing a blow.

 

i got tactics like rackin shit.

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imma save this thread so when i crack i can look back at how to get this bitch. thnx heh:lol: :lol:

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