Krook Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 what's the dumbest thing u've done while u where un-sober... i wuz throwing eggs at random shit and accidentally hit a cop car... i also jumped off a 15 foot roof and sprained both of my ankles... and i threw up on my girlfriend one time and she wuz in this really nice dress (but it wuz hilarious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Hopped from balcony to balcony on the 7th floor of a Mexican hotel, drunk past the point of remembering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 the thing i like about being drunk is that i dont remember all the embarassing shit ive done...hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 smoked a ciggarette in front of my mom try to jump over this tall ass trash can took a drink of my 40 and forget to take the lid off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by Krook what's the dumbest thing u've done while u where un-sober... i wuz throwing eggs at random shit and accidentally hit a cop car... i also jumped off a 15 foot roof and sprained both of my ankles... and i threw up on my girlfriend one time and she wuz in this really nice dress (but it wuz hilarious) typed like you and thought it was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 arcel, you smoked in frontt of your mom? you wild man! i used to get real drunk and give myself accupuncture with needles i stole from my accupunturist office. its not necessarily that crazy, but it was completely documented on 12oz, and pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 i aint even gonna say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 sssstop making fun of me *starts crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by seeking arcel, you smoked in frontt of your mom? you wild man! i used to get real drunk and give myself accupuncture with needles i stole from my accupunturist office. its not necessarily that crazy, but it was completely documented on 12oz, and pretty funny. hahaha...you crazy fuck. What ever happened to your jaunt into the church of body mod and body suspension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 deaths cool as long as you provoke him...he generally lets you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 hah....yesterday there was all these asian kids trynna provoke me. i think half the floor is watching me........ what it takes 4 apartments to handle a flower? HAH........shits funny. i think they friends at the stop light heard me repeating the comment about a broken forty on her face and the rest through his neck...... but like i said motherfuckers..........call a fucking cop. put food on my door again and its on. officer plane pulled me last night..... "why are you walking slow? do you have a medical condition?" "nahh. i just walk slow so cops dont shoot me. wanna search me? im cute?" "do you have anything illegal on you?" "i wish" "you wish" "yeah, sure you dont wanna search me, i know i dont got warrants and a record, i got pulled by sfpd last week and they ran my number" "ok you can go" "sure you dont wanna search? lemme get a hug?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 i think its forty ounce time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 i settled for a six pack but..............mad fly japanese womens comin over from the down the hall for a party this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!! hah........and i thought memorial day weekend was next weekend. word. officer plane.....she had some ass and her tits looked good through the bullet proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 im getting there....... heh...last weekend. started after a week of heavy boozing and losing while winning. went to sf. met fly woman with ride to club. drank forty in back seat on way to club while being attracted to car owner drivers girl. hadda piss so hopped out on 1st and harrison...walked around the city and provoked death escaped charges got FUCKED UP and got a free train ride home. reference oldenglish's last 30 posts for details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 oh i remember now..... stupidest thing i did when unsober was try to get drunk.... that shit will fuck you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Fell off of a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 throwing my cel phone against a wall and shattering it, losing all my numbers. punching walls puking in platypus's car, right on his drivers-seat. whoops! :krunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 trying to open doors and failing. once somebody has opened the door for me, pissing outside and falling forward in my doings. throwing up on myself in bed, thinking it's the funniest thing ever and rolling in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 tried to make out with my exexgirlfriends mom. drive home. (i blacked out. and made it home a hour later. I lived like 20mins away.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ blahahahahahahahahahahahahah :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 handed a door man my fake id and then gave them my real name...duh! Made a naked snow angel...there are certain parts of your body snow should not touch but the stupidest thing I've ever done was up at MSU out partying with a friend, it was winter and cold so when we got out of the car I raninto the apratment ahead of her. Walked into the wrong apartment. Puked in their toilet. Crawled in soemones bed. Passed out. Woke up two hours later with soem black chick yelling at her man asking who the hell the hoe was sleeping in his bed...... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 random fact of the day: typing you doesn't take too much longer than typing u, and you won't look like a retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by uncle-boy throwing my cel phone against a wall and shattering it, losing all my numbers. punching walls puking in platypus's car, right on his drivers-seat. whoops! :krunk: I remember when he told me "just dont puke in my car, I dont want that shit in the cup holders again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 haahha....i always forget to take to cap off my fortie before i take another drink.... i got my leg ran over by a friends car while trying to switch whos car i was riding in..... tried to keep some kid from getting shitfaced on account of some fuckheads trying to mess with him by taking his turn on the beerbong(i blacked out a lil later).... called someone.... painting wildstyle stuff... told my dad,"what..im not drunk...what are u talkin about...yer drunk.." ....thats all i can think of now....man i dont feel too cool looking back on all these things.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame I remember when he told me "just dont puke in my car, I dont want that shit in the cup holders again." haha but nasty at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 I'm drunk off SARS on MSN while AZN http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/Uploaded/ChinaMSN.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 passed out in a car i thought was abandoned but woke up with puke all over me and the car floor with some hatian guy yelling what am i doing in his grandmother's car? i only had a block to my house...guess i couldn't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 while walking down a very steep hill i latched unto a lightpost and held on for my dear life for about five mintues until i was convinced it was safe at which point i roled down an entire flight of stairs...meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 o and one time i smacked my friends older sisters ass...it was worth the 10 seconds of uncomfortable silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 25, 2003 Share Posted May 25, 2003 Originally posted by BUCK FUSH o and one time i smacked my friends older sisters ass...it was worth the 10 seconds of uncomfortable silence HAH! props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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