Guest SPLINTER Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Ive been thinking lately. We're in a new age now. this age has no name yet. but one thing that is prominent in this age is Terrorism. I dont think terrorism is good, its evil. but its a great idea. it gets to the point, quickly. You kill a shitload of innocent people and youll get a reaction from the people that governed them. If you want to get to the meat industry tycoons, hit them where it hurts. Unless you already have the money to out-advertise them and find someway to get people to crave for a carrot, peaceful way are useless. You cant just become a veggie and stop buying leather, thats too weak. You have to get to their pocket book, in a hard way. im gonna get straight to the point here. you have to kill the calf, the chick, the piglet and crush the egg. and try to kidnap as many breeding males as you can also. if you wipe out the next generation of meat, and the possibility to create another generation, you have them in the palm of your hand. there should be a huge uprising, a revolution, a slaughtering like none before it. but dont just slaughter, they might process whats left over. burn the fucking animals into ashes. yes you will be killing innocent animals. but think about it. all those tycoons will lose a lot of money. what next? negotiate. set new standards for the meat industry. tell them to change the food pyramid, tell them to stop lying to the people. now go out, kill some animals, let some animals lose. (the ones you dont kill have to be set free so they can cause havoc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 this makes sense no really it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by SPLINTER You kill a shitload of innocent people you have to kill the calf, the chick, the piglet and crush the egg. burn the fucking animals into ashes. now go out, kill some animals These are all the parts that stuck in my head. And it sounds damn good. I'm going to take over the Farmer John plant here and eat bacon everyday 3x's a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 hahaha...wait this is supposed to be serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 you is one sicc made muh fucka man! Im down! Lets go free some cows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 makes as much sense as the war on drugs hey, here's an idea: why not just educate people and make them aware that it would be healthier for them to eat more vegetables than meat, and that producing excesive amounts of meat for the standard american diet is ruining the earth and depleting us of natural resources. wow, "eliminating the demand", what a concept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/cuisine/images/chads.jpg'> dinner is served Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by bug makes as much sense as the war on drugs hey, here's an idea: why not just educate people and make them aware that it would be healthier for them to eat more vegetables than meat, and that producing excesive amounts of meat for the standard american diet is ruining the earth and depleting us of natural resources. wow, "eliminating the demand", what a concept! tell me what world you live in man. if things are that easy where you are at, im getting the hell of cali. anyway, my 9th grade english teacher taught more about vegetarianism that anything. how many people actually became veggie? none. not one person i know that had him as a teacher that year traded meat for veggies. about the only thing he did was convince students to shop for food at trader joe's. Now. lets get back to killing animals. i think we'll need molotov cocktails. seriously though. if we freed MOST of the animals, and killed the ones used for breeding and a lot of the young ones, we will succeed. I mean, go out and free some cows once a month, let them cause havoc. make it orginized, so that every day a different farmer has to chase his cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 *edit* never mind, you're not worth a rebuttal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 or they can bust into abortion centers, kidnap the pregnant women, keep them around untill the babies are born, then kick their asses back out into society. then you can raise the babies as Kill The Calf revolutionaries. that would make everything a lot easier. economical too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 animals dont have rights you dirty hippie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 how do YOU know? have you asked them?? if you have youre a fucking nutcase. of course you could just kill ALL the animals, then we wouldnt have to worry about theyre happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 oh, right haha your plan reminds me of when i was a little kid and i wanted to run away. i couldent figure out what i would do after i got to the dugout in the bushes near my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 well thats what you get for living in oregon. in califonia when kids runaway the go play on one of our many beautiful highways and get run over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 TOFU IS WACK for real. If i see you trying to kill off the cows i will eliminate you. Word up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 dont even trip man. theres a new alternative to tofu, Meat from a Tree!!! fuck it. im a meat eater. you fuckin veggies are too sensitive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 this is obviously bullshit, cause if you actually cared you wouldn't want to kill an animal. hey i just recently became a vegetarian, but i would never try to "sell" the concept to people. let people come to it on their own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 hey gooch do you live in San Gabriel Valley. Maybe the WestCovina/LaPuente area. you sound familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 talking about animal rights on 12 oz is like talking to people in wheelchairs that they need to rise up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Raising Beef is a $3.5 Billion per year industry in my little corner of the world. If every cow was worth $1000, you would still have to kill 3.5 million of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by SPLINTER well thats what you get for living in oregon. in califonia when kids runaway the go play on one of our many beautiful highways and get run over. a kid got rum over on the freeway here a couple years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Ha ha, you had me going ther for a minute, fuck face. Now what's for lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 http://www.snehula.com/funny/6/roadkill.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by SPLINTER hey gooch do you live in San Gabriel Valley. Maybe the WestCovina/LaPuente area. you sound familiar. nah, i'm in the big NY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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