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Drunk Revelations [enter at your own risk]

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Guest imported_Tesseract

So after having a few, i was staring at the Heineken logo on the bottle:

http://www.rnw.nl/informarn/assets/images/heineken.gif'>

after i focused on it for a while, i said dude! the edges look like tshirts!!! imagine how fuckin cool would it be if i rocked one out!!!

http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/drunk.jpg'>

THAT FUCKIN COOL!!!!

NOW, THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TILL NOW, WHENEVER YOU SEE A HEINEKEN YOU'LL THINK ABOUT <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>ME!

HAHAHAHAHAHA</span>

 

if you manage to get over the shock and wanna rock a party with good ole tesser, you can wear the other half:

http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/tshirt.jpg'>

 

NOW...HOW EVEN MORE FUCKIN COOL IS THAT?!? <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>HUH!?</span>

 

oh, and since you're now rockin party's with me, i'll tell you another tip...

ever drunk so much, that A] the girl that serves the beer looked beautifull?! and B] You even felt like leaving a tip!? and C] you can hardly pay the bill?

 

 

No Problemo, everyone's happy now

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Guest beardo

haha you just now caught that?? :D

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Beards, you batstard..it was people like you that crucified Jesus...infidels...

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by Grandola

yea, and theres a man standing in the front leg of camel cigs.

 

yeah, but you cant wear that, sucka!!!

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Guest sneak

right, i think tesser has lost it for good....

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Guest imported_Tesseract

heh, i really couldnt agree more

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Revalation last Revealed while getting plundering drunk?

 

I cant read half my handstyles. And thats me!!

 

After drinking 3 twenty twos, on malt two lager

2 shots of whiskey

2 fortry ounce bottles of oldenglish and twisting two chocolate phillys.

 

It was revealed to me that you should NOT piss on your girlfriend while shes sleeping.

 

*Edit that was SHOULD NOT PISS ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SHES SLEEPING.

damn speed typing.

 

Trust me.

 

At least im man enough to admit it and had enough cordination to not get my face rubbed in it.

 

 

Needless to say OldEnglish is on rest and relaxation status for his alchohol revelations for some time.

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AND you could wear one of those green leaves from the Logo over your groin!

 

But there's no way I'm doing that in photoshop!~

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I have vauge recollection of the incident....

 

but apparently i took aim at her while i was sanding on the side of the bed and then climbed over her to sleep where it was still dry. at that point the brawl ensued from what i was told and now im stuck blowing my gov'ment check on the cleaners.

 

 

fuggit.

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O.E.

 

what made u piss on ur gurl man?

 

that's funny as hell but it would be better with a stroy behind it:king:

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i was drunk as fucking hell.

and apparently it was revealed to me that i should piss on her while shes sleeping in her bed..........NOT.

 

yeah anyway. im on paid time off from drinking for a while.

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Guest BROWNer
Originally posted by Tesseract

batstard..

 

sometimes i wish english wasn't my native tongue so

i could come up with amazing shit like this^

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Originally posted by oldenglish

i was drunk as fucking hell.

and apparently it was revealed to me that i should piss on her while shes sleeping in her bed..........NOT.

 

yeah anyway. im on paid time off from drinking for a while.

 

:confused:

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really......if your that mad at her...go have sex with another woman.

 

i heard i got smacked around an bucked off the bed.

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Originally posted by JimmieWalker

I hate my girl right now. I think I will piss on her tonight. That fucking cunt.

 

 

You'd be surprised how many girls actually like that.:king:

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thats fucking awesome. ive never noticed the tshirt thing, but then again i dont normally drink heini's. but i guess now when and if i do, your ass will surely come to mind.

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