IDrinkSprite Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Which came first?opinions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Your mama came first. Then I did. All over her tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted May 15, 2003 Author Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Your mama came first. Then I did. All over her tits. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Watch, this thread will be gone tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by FilthyPraxis Watch, this thread will be gone tomorrow. not if we keep filling it with stupid shit like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 in the theme of tonights debate of religion..It all depends on your beliefes. If you believe in darwins theory of evolution the answer is quite elementary. If you happen to believe that god created the world and everyhing in it then the answer is just as simple. I hope that helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Its an unanswerable question. Debate it all you like, I vote for chicken. It had to evolve into a chicken before it could lay a chicken egg. But was it born a chicken before it laid the egg, or did its genetic makeup change as it grew (i.e mutation)? But that would make the egg come first then. Circles my friend, circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo But was it born a chicken before it laid the egg No, it was a reptile... therefore, the egg came first... now, the lizard or the egg??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck in the theme of tonights debate of religion..It all depends on your beliefes. If you believe in darwins theory of evolution the answer is quite elementary. If you happen to believe that god created the world and everyhing in it then the answer is just as simple. I hope that helped. Darwin was a Christian, he believed God created the evolutionary process... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Smart No, it was a reptile... therefore, the egg came first... now, the lizard or the egg??? haha, nice one. Um.....embryonic premature birth which lead to a hardening of the embyonic sac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Smart Darwin was a Christian, he believed God created the evolutionary process... Great smart.... i was gonna go to sleep without tossing and turning tonight but now you have ruined that for me. YOU ALWAYS RUIN THINGS FOR ME.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo It had to evolve into a chicken before it could lay a chicken egg. Actually the egg came first. You can't really pinpoint when the the bird that we now know as a chicken reached steady/constant genetic make-up to the point of speciation from its ancestor. millions of years of genetic change went into the speciation. the egg came first because it is the offspring that have the different genetic make-up from its parent. the genetic change doesn't happen to an individual, but the the individuals offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Great smart.... i was gonna go to sleep without tossing and turning tonight but now you have ruined that for me. YOU ALWAYS RUIN THINGS FOR ME.:lol: hahaha, I think I'm gonna start writing 'Ruiner' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 fuck religion <--spiritual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo haha, nice one. Um.....embryonic premature birth which lead to a hardening of the embyonic sac? um, well... I don't know if it's calcium or chitin but the reptile egg is formed inside the mother's body, though several species of reptiles and fish actually give live birth, they are the exception to the rule and probably a throwback to a 'simpler time'... imho, it's an evolved form of the fish egg, which is little more than a fluid filled sac... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Smart No, it was a reptile... therefore, the egg came first... now, the lizard or the egg??? eggsactly. http://www.sergioleone.net/mt-31.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 egghead, hahaha... so is Vincent Price alive or dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 the chicken is merely a tool used by the egg in order to reproduce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Smart egghead, hahaha... so is Vincent Price alive or dead? has to be dead or maybe hes immortal i dunno meh... im sticking with dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboTheLion Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 ^Uncle's brother as in your dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 i heard the egg landed in shit that was warm enough. feel me? gotta flip the teezy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 fleezy flipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by skaterzoot not if we keep filling it with stupid shit like this I'm glad Captian Planet is keeping this thread clean by not posting stupid shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Originally posted by Smart 'Ruiner' thats my boys nickname. but for different reasons. that kinda guy who knocks over the lamp, or sleepwalks drunk and pees in your closet, or snaps off his sideview mirror trying to pass a car, or sets shit on fire cause "it's funny", or any number of things that always turn out the worst.He doesnt bring ruin to anyone elses life in general, just his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 http://www.stonehengeusa.com/images/kelsey_snowshoeing.jpg'> "Dinks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Its an unanswerable question. Debate it all you like, I vote for chicken. It had to evolve into a chicken before it could lay a chicken egg. But was it born a chicken before it laid the egg, or did its genetic makeup change as it grew (i.e mutation)? But that would make the egg come first then. Circles my friend, circles. spirals bro, spirals.. best thing to do in philosophy (as it is a science) is stick to your opinion untill convinced otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Originally posted by Smart sack... :lol: :lol: :lol: you said SACK:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc7hyp-1 Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 chicken fried or baked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 The chicken and the egg are lying in bed after sex, the chicken says to the egg: "Well, that answers that question then..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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