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ok, ive got one...

why did the whore go to church??

(strech your arms out to the side)because she heard there was a guy hung like this.

yeah, it doesnt translate well to the internet...sorry

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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Originally posted by kid toucher:

how do you make a dead baby float?

 

one scoop of vanilla ice cream one scoop of dead baby

 

 

 

 

Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

 

i don't have a cadillac in my garage

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Guest beardo

man.. you got it all wrong.. its a GLASS OF ROOT BEER and 2 scoops of dead baby.. theres no float without the rootbeer man.. sheesh. kids these days..

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Originally posted by knowlej:

Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

 

i don't have a cadillac in my garage

 

wwwwwwwwaaaaaaahahhahha....that is some good shit right there....

 

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yeah listen to beardo hes the king of dead baby jokes. some times i think he wishes he was a dead baby so he could fertelize the trees that he so lovingly hugs.

HIPPIES FOR LIFE.

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Originally posted by OGBforMumia:

http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/pictures/75/ghostsandvodka75.jpg'>

yes....bored i am 2

 

here's a joke i heard on TRL..(that carson daily..)

what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad ski diver?

 

the bad golfer goes wack...damnit

the bad ski diver goes damnit...wack

(i gaurentee you will get that in like 30 seconds...)

 

 

Son...whats a ski diver?

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Originally posted by Ammo:

i think ive said this one before somewhere but...

 

why did the little girl fall out of the swing?

 

because she didnt have any arms

 

Hey that was MY joke... my brother told it to me. Plus, the girl's name was Sally. Get it right. Sheeeesh.

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Secret (edited 07-24-2001).]

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Why can't women ski?

-no snow on the way from the kitchen to the bedroom

 

What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?

-nice fucken tits

 

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

-nothing someone told her twice

 

What do you call a women with one black eye?

-quick learner

 

Beardo's got nothing.. I got dead baby jokes on lockdown

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was some funny shit. Anyway, I found out a way to keep myself occupied and even have fun. My father has this workshop where he fixes air conditioners, refrigerators, heaters etc. That place is like muthafucking graff heaven. He has anything you could possibly need to do anything graff related.And he has madd shit there you could build markers and shit with (paste bottles, empty deodorant stick bottles, brushes, etc.) I'm so happy now. Thanks for brightening up my day folks. I'll be busy in my muthafucking workshop. JEEUH NIGGUH!

 

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! WAAVE IT ROUN' YO HYEAD LIKE A HELYCOPTA!!

 

ESH2 MLB MOBB

DTB

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http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/pictures/75/ghostsandvodka75.jpg'>

yes....bored i am 2

 

here's a joke i heard on TRL..(that carson daily..)

what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

 

the bad golfer goes wack...damnit

the bad sky diver goes damnit...wack

(i gaurentee you will get that in like 30 seconds...)

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by OGBforMumia (edited 07-24-2001).]

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