boogie hands Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 ok, ive got one... why did the whore go to church?? (strech your arms out to the side)because she heard there was a guy hung like this. yeah, it doesnt translate well to the internet...sorry ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 heh heh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Those are both funny as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 how do you make a dead baby float? one scoop of vanilla ice cream one scoop of dead baby ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 i'm so bad at remembering jokes.... and when i do remember, i tell them over and over...so.... what did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? …………………………………………………………… i feel like a kid again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Son I know your feelin it right now. You crushin shit yet? I'll be down there in a couple weeks. MLB MOBB FA LIFE NIGGA! DESTROYING THE BRONX! MERODOGGGSSS ESHDUECERRRR THE MOBBSTAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 Originally posted by kid toucher: how do you make a dead baby float? one scoop of vanilla ice cream one scoop of dead baby Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a cadillac in my garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 man.. you got it all wrong.. its a GLASS OF ROOT BEER and 2 scoops of dead baby.. theres no float without the rootbeer man.. sheesh. kids these days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_SecretAgentX9 Posted July 23, 2001 Share Posted July 23, 2001 heheheh this is messed up. but i am laughing anyway... twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 23, 2001 Author Share Posted July 23, 2001 Originally posted by knowlej: Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a cadillac in my garage wwwwwwwwaaaaaaahahhahha....that is some good shit right there.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esh2 Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Son, it is maaaaaaaaaaaad boring. tell me a joke or something. Please. ESH2 MLB MOBB DTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 even though I'm not Mero I got a joke. What does a girl and KFC Chicken have in common? After you eat 'em you have a greasy box to put your bone in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 yeah listen to beardo hes the king of dead baby jokes. some times i think he wishes he was a dead baby so he could fertelize the trees that he so lovingly hugs. HIPPIES FOR LIFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Originally posted by OGBforMumia: http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/pictures/75/ghostsandvodka75.jpg'> yes....bored i am 2 here's a joke i heard on TRL..(that carson daily..) what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad ski diver? the bad golfer goes wack...damnit the bad ski diver goes damnit...wack (i gaurentee you will get that in like 30 seconds...) Son...whats a ski diver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Originally posted by Zack Morris: whats black and blue and doesn't like to have sex? the six year old in my ttrunk B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 good lookin out mero. i edited it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Originally posted by OGBforMumia: good lookin out mero. i edited it No doubt son. MERODOGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 i think ive said this one before somewhere but... why did the little girl fall out of the swing? because she didnt have any arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Originally posted by Ammo: i think ive said this one before somewhere but... why did the little girl fall out of the swing? because she didnt have any arms Hey that was MY joke... my brother told it to me. Plus, the girl's name was Sally. Get it right. Sheeeesh. [This message has been edited by Secret (edited 07-24-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 found another one (which i hope i wont mess up) why were helen kellers fingers purple? she was tryin to read the waffle iron. whats the difference between a porcapine and a bmw? the bmw has the prick on the inside. (ouch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bare Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Whats brown and sticky? A stick! mother fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Why can't women ski? -no snow on the way from the kitchen to the bedroom What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs? -nice fucken tits What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? -nothing someone told her twice What do you call a women with one black eye? -quick learner Beardo's got nothing.. I got dead baby jokes on lockdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esh2 Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was some funny shit. Anyway, I found out a way to keep myself occupied and even have fun. My father has this workshop where he fixes air conditioners, refrigerators, heaters etc. That place is like muthafucking graff heaven. He has anything you could possibly need to do anything graff related.And he has madd shit there you could build markers and shit with (paste bottles, empty deodorant stick bottles, brushes, etc.) I'm so happy now. Thanks for brightening up my day folks. I'll be busy in my muthafucking workshop. JEEUH NIGGUH! TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! WAAVE IT ROUN' YO HYEAD LIKE A HELYCOPTA!! ESH2 MLB MOBB DTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/pictures/75/ghostsandvodka75.jpg'> yes....bored i am 2 here's a joke i heard on TRL..(that carson daily..) what's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? the bad golfer goes wack...damnit the bad sky diver goes damnit...wack (i gaurentee you will get that in like 30 seconds...) [This message has been edited by OGBforMumia (edited 07-24-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 whats black and blue and doesn't like to have sex? the six year old in my ttrunk whats the best part about fucking a 9 year old girl? turn her over and she looks just like an 8 year old boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMNO? Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 What do fat bitches do in the summer? stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 Originally posted by Esh2: JEEUH NIGGUH! ESH2 MLB MOBB DTB ooowee! Its the mob son! Keep it thoro nigga. MERODOGS MLB DTBLAOW HARSTARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 25, 2001 Share Posted July 25, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/ancae01g/field-station-1.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 Damn makros. its like you took a vacation to that movie 'the beach'. talk about mad green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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