oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Budlight. Yo. oldenglish and public and alchohol is straight volatile. Wheres my early morning beer drinkers at?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 ima loser baby........so why dont you kill me......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 allright you motherfuckers...... im out. its qaulity time in spending a lesson with forest gump. "im not a smart man jehn-ay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 why reply to your own threads when no one else has posted in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 three beers and two sets of tears later plus half a forest gump movie...... i like to read what i write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 i woke up in the morning three hours after going to sleep, feeling a little thirsty, had nothing in the fridge but some yingylingylang. figured id have one to wipe that old beer taste out of my mouth, replace it with a new beer taste. not trying to get drunk....just thirsty. i ended up drinking the 12 pack waaaay before noon. bad idea...im begining to become a non functioning member of society very very quickly. thank you lisa.....there may not always be you, but there will ALWAYS be alcohol....bleh..... *end transmission* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went. yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh. mom: are you drinking beer? yuck: breakfast of champions. mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking. yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again. mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight? yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants. mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 lately i've been drinking mostly hard liquor. days off from work, i'll drink brandy or rum and then go paint in a yard. in the evening, i get piss drunk and bomb all night. i'm like jeckyl and hyde, totally responsible intellectual at work, complete loser on the weekend. beer tastes great after a hard day working, not first thing in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went. yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh. mom: are you drinking beer? yuck: breakfast of champions. mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking. yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again. mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight? yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants. mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha dude........that made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janedoe Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish ima loser baby........so why dont you kill me......... anyone have a gun for me to borrow...i see opportunity peaking at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream i yingylingylang. just finished my last exam in college. yingylingylang it tis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 if you wanna play like that i gotta chefs knife with your upper left ribcages name all over it. nahhh..... aint no oppurtunity to kill me unless you feel like dying. BEOTCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 yea! early morning drinking! my favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 sounds more like late night drinking to me. actually lately me and all my friends have been drinking every night until around 7:30 or 8.. then someone opens the curtains or door and it hits us like natural light hitting vampires. then we decide it is indeed time to go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 I shoulda started up that early. Might have salvaged today and my ever so slight but annoying hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 your posts sound like your IMs silly goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 man, i never could get why people drink and smoke so early in the morning... it's like when kids eat candy for breakfast it's just not startin off right. Give it up for the real breakfast because too few care and if i had the time or know how i'd rock some quality breakfast foods every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/beer.butt.chicken.lowering.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 sorry old.....i woke up late today...i had mine at about eleven...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 cant drink in the mourning...upsets the stomache...however a wake n' bake is a fine way to start anyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh. mom: are you drinking beer? yuck: breakfast of champions. mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking. yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again. mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight? yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants. mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha hahahaha this is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 keep it up and your liver wont be your friend anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by anonymity1 keep it up and your liver wont be your friend anymore who needs one any ways! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went. yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh. mom: are you drinking beer? yuck: breakfast of champions. mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking. yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again. mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight? yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants. mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha your mum sounds awesome! tell us more about this lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 150's~ Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 i dont drink. and i'd fuck you up if i saw you in person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anal bandit Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 got home from work at 7:40 am and cracked my first beer,ill only drink a couple and go to sleep.a while back i was cracking forties of steel reserve and getting high ass fuck after work.i hate working nights........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard your mum sounds awesome! tell us more about this lady my mom is super cool. She's what i like to call an "in the closet alcoholic". She likes to help me pick out colors for things i do. This one time she got super drunk and told me to drive home. A piece of white paper blew under the car and she was like "OH MY GOD!!! You just hit a cat." She's a good cook. wait a minute.......Why do you wanna know so much about my mom?:scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 *believe* "a 40oz for breakfast...to get me throught the day" I actually tried that. I tried it with a 40 of Old Engrish as a matter of fact! haha..I cracked that puupy open around 9am, by 10am I felt like ripping my shirt off like incredible HULK!!! Man I felt more trashed than I ever did, drinking one at night. It feels alot more different. Man, I think Ill try it on Saturday, since I have to work during the week. Any of you ever get a buzz on your lunch break? Thats a whole different story!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 ^^^ hahaha. when i worked at burger king NIGHT CREW i kept running to the liquor store across the parking lot and fillingg up on beers and i ended up having way too much. I couldn't make any burgers for shit. The lines were gettin all backed up and i started talking shit to people. My manager told me to clock out for a while and go take a nap in the back. i feel you on that HULK shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sE. Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck A piece of white paper blew under the car and she was like "OH MY GOD!!! You just hit a cat." :krunk: hAhAhAhahAh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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