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i woke up in the morning three hours after going to sleep, feeling a little thirsty, had nothing in the fridge but some yingylingylang. figured id have one to wipe that old beer taste out of my mouth, replace it with a new beer taste. not trying to get drunk....just thirsty. i ended up drinking the 12 pack waaaay before noon. bad idea...im begining to become a non functioning member of society very very quickly. thank you lisa.....there may not always be you, but there will ALWAYS be alcohol....bleh..... *end transmission*

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i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

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lately i've been drinking mostly hard liquor. days off from work, i'll drink brandy or rum and then go paint in a yard. in the evening, i get piss drunk and bomb all night. i'm like jeckyl and hyde, totally responsible intellectual at work, complete loser on the weekend. beer tastes great after a hard day working, not first thing in the morning.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

 

dude........that made my day.

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Guest im not witty
Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i yingylingylang.

 

just finished my last exam in college. yingylingylang it tis.

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sounds more like late night drinking to me.

 

actually lately me and all my friends have been drinking every night until around 7:30 or 8.. then someone opens the curtains or door and it hits us like natural light hitting vampires. then we decide it is indeed time to go home.

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man, i never could get why people drink and smoke so early in the morning... it's like when kids eat candy for breakfast it's just not startin off right. Give it up for the real breakfast because too few care and if i had the time or know how i'd rock some quality breakfast foods every morning.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

 

hahahaha this is gold.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

your mum sounds awesome!

tell us more about this lady

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Originally posted by fatbastard

your mum sounds awesome!

tell us more about this lady

 

my mom is super cool. She's what i like to call an "in the closet alcoholic". She likes to help me pick out colors for things i do. This one time she got super drunk and told me to drive home. A piece of white paper blew under the car and she was like "OH MY GOD!!! You just hit a cat."

 

She's a good cook.

 

 

wait a minute.......Why do you wanna know so much about my mom?:scowl:

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

"a 40oz for breakfast...to get me throught the day"

 

 

I actually tried that.

I tried it with a 40 of

Old Engrish as a matter

of fact! haha..I cracked

that puupy open around

9am, by 10am I felt

like ripping my shirt off

like incredible HULK!!!

Man I felt more trashed

than I ever did, drinking

one at night. It feels alot

more different. Man, I think

Ill try it on Saturday, since

I have to work during the

week. Any of you ever get

a buzz on your lunch break?

Thats a whole different story!!

:lol:

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^^^ hahaha.

 

when i worked at burger king NIGHT CREW i kept running to the liquor store across the parking lot and fillingg up on beers and i ended up having way too much. I couldn't make any burgers for shit. The lines were gettin all backed up and i started talking shit to people. My manager told me to clock out for a while and go take a nap in the back.

 

i feel you on that HULK shit.

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