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oldenglish

Beers at 7:22 am anyone?

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Budlight.

 

 

Yo. oldenglish and public and alchohol is straight volatile.

 

 

Wheres my early morning beer drinkers at??

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allright you motherfuckers......

 

im out.

 

its qaulity time in spending a lesson with forest gump.

 

 

"im not a smart man jehn-ay"

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Guest sneak

why reply to your own threads when no one else has posted in them?

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three beers and two sets of tears later plus half a forest gump movie......

 

 

i like to read what i write.

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i woke up in the morning three hours after going to sleep, feeling a little thirsty, had nothing in the fridge but some yingylingylang. figured id have one to wipe that old beer taste out of my mouth, replace it with a new beer taste. not trying to get drunk....just thirsty. i ended up drinking the 12 pack waaaay before noon. bad idea...im begining to become a non functioning member of society very very quickly. thank you lisa.....there may not always be you, but there will ALWAYS be alcohol....bleh..... *end transmission*

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i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

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lately i've been drinking mostly hard liquor. days off from work, i'll drink brandy or rum and then go paint in a yard. in the evening, i get piss drunk and bomb all night. i'm like jeckyl and hyde, totally responsible intellectual at work, complete loser on the weekend. beer tastes great after a hard day working, not first thing in the morning.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

 

dude........that made my day.

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Originally posted by oldenglish

ima loser baby........so why dont you kill me.........

 

anyone have a gun for me to borrow...i see opportunity peaking at me

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Guest im not witty
Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i yingylingylang.

 

just finished my last exam in college. yingylingylang it tis.

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if you wanna play like that i gotta chefs knife with your upper left ribcages name all over it.

 

nahhh.....

 

 

aint no oppurtunity to kill me unless you feel like dying.

 

 

BEOTCH.

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sounds more like late night drinking to me.

 

actually lately me and all my friends have been drinking every night until around 7:30 or 8.. then someone opens the curtains or door and it hits us like natural light hitting vampires. then we decide it is indeed time to go home.

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man, i never could get why people drink and smoke so early in the morning... it's like when kids eat candy for breakfast it's just not startin off right. Give it up for the real breakfast because too few care and if i had the time or know how i'd rock some quality breakfast foods every morning.

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Guest Melburnian
Originally posted by mr.yuck

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

 

hahahaha this is gold.

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Originally posted by anonymity1

keep it up and your liver wont be your friend anymore

 

who needs one any ways!

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

i drink as soon as i wake up, when ever that happens to be on any givin day. My mom saw me start drinking at like 8 am. heres how the conversation went.

 

 

yuck: gulp gulp gulp ahhhhh.

 

mom: are you drinking beer?

 

yuck: breakfast of champions.

 

mom: are you joking? You should at least wait till 10 to start drinking.

 

yuck: how about i wait until 9 and we never talk about my problem again.

 

mom: God. What are you doing for dinner tonight?

 

yuck: Im gonna go out with this girl, eat some more beer and try to get into her pants.

 

mom: (shakes her head) hahahaha

 

your mum sounds awesome!

tell us more about this lady

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Guest 150's~

i dont drink. and i'd fuck you up if i saw you in person

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