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Guest rob deer

lately, people in my place of work have been comming at me with all kinds of sick jokes. some of aren't even jokes by definition.

 

anyway, I don't want to claim responsibility for any evil ish like this:

 

what's black and blue and dosen't like sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the 7 year old orphan in my trunk.

 

 

I wonder why it had to be an orphan.???

anyway hook it up so I have some ammo.

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Guest rob deer

that could kill with a little work

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fuck you, stupid peices of feeeeeeeeeeeecal matter.

 

just kidding, evil jokes are the best thing in life.

cherish them.

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Originally posted by ARCEL

why did the chicken cross the road ?

 

 

to call the police because i raped it.

 

:lol:

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whats so bad about having sex with a five year old?

you get blood on your clown suit.

 

whats the good thing about having sex with a 5 yr old boy?

you can close your eyes and imagine hes a 4 yr old

 

why do women get paid less?

because they're shit at everything.

 

what do you do before raping a teenage girl?

break her knees with a shovel and stab her in the eyes.

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whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?

cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

 

whats the best part about having sex with a 7 year old girl in the shower?

you can slick her hair back and pretend shes a 7 year old boy

 

whats funner than swinging a dead baby from a clothesline?

stopping it with a shovel

 

hahaha thats all for now

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Guest rob deer

thanks gee golly wilickers

 

whats funner than raping a deaf blind mute girl?

cutting off her fingers so she cant tell anyone

 

^^^this wins so far

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how many jews can you fit in a VW bug?

 

15. 3 in the back,2 in the front, and 10 in the ash tray

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i got it from a previous thread

 

i forgot how it went

 

something like

 

what's a gay guy and a tumbleweed got in common?"

 

they both go blowing around on everything until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming

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hmm..

here are some :-)

Q:What's the different between a Caddilac and a pile of dead babyies?

 

A:I dont have a caddilec in my garage.

 

Q:What is purple and surounded by white powder?

 

A:A pealed baby inside a sack of salt.

:rolleyes: haha those were dumb..

 

hmm...

A 6 years old girl came from school and asked her mom: "Mom how old am I"? So the mother said: "You are 6 years old".

Still not sure the girl goes to her grandfather and says "Grandpa, how old am I?"

So the grandpa tells her "Get your pants off" and puts his finger in her pussy.

After 2 mins he put it out and says "hmmmm, you are 6 years old" so the girl was really suprised.

She asks him "How did you know it?"

...

"Because I heard you mom say it before 3 minutes"

HAHAHA

DUMB

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Guest imported_Europe

You guys are some sick fucks.

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Hahaha, here are some from the FSS board...

 

Q:What do you say when you see a floating TV in the night?

 

A:Drop it NIGGA!

---

"your mom is like a toilet bowl, she is white, round and full of shit "

---

Q:what do u call a black woman having an abortion???

 

A:CRIMESTOPPERS!

---

Q:Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza???

 

A:A pizza doesnt yell in the oven

---

: What do you call parachuting niggers?

A: Skeet

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Q: What's long, black, and smelly?

A: An Unemployment Cash Claims line

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Q: What's the different between a pizza and a nigger?

A: Pizza can feed a family of four

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Q:Why are all black people good at basketball?

A:Cause there all good at shooting, stealing and running real fast...

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Q:How do u stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

 

A:Put velcro on the ceiling...

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Q. How do you know when a black guy finished having sex?

 

A. Cause his eyes are red from all the mace!

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Q.What does a black guy say during foreplay?

 

A. Scream and i'll kill you!!

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Q:Why were there only 200 mexicans at summer camp this year?

 

A:They only had 2 vans...

---

Q:What language do gay Jews speak?

 

A:Heblew

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Q:What did the young black boy say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

 

A:"Mommy I'm melting"...

---

Q:What do you call 200 white men chasing one black guy?

 

A:PGA tour

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Q:A black man and a Mexican are in a car, Whos driving?

 

A:The police officer...

---

Q:How do u circumsize a redneck?

 

A:Kick his sister in the jaw!

===

. aight, there's a duck and a skunk.....da duck's crying "wha wha, I don't kno wat I am", da skunk says "well, ur yellow, have a flat bill, and have webbed feet.....ur a duck".....so now da skunk is crying "wha wha, I don't kno wat I am", so then da duck says "no shit, ur black, ur white, ur dirty, ur smelly......ur a Mexican!"

===

Guy A: wat do u call a bunch of white ppl running across the street?

Guy B: wat?

Guy A: Avalanche, now wat do u call a bunch of black ppl running across the street?

Guy B: wat?

Guy A: Mudslide, NOW....wat do u call a bunch of Mexicans running across the street?

Guy B: wat?

Guy A: JAILBREAK!

===

Q. What do u call it when 1000 white guyz jump 1 black guy?

A. A fair-fight...

===

4. Polish Greatest Inventions:

a. Ejection seat on a helicopter

b. The Solar Powered Flashlight

c. The Screen Door in the Submarine

===

5. Q. How do u stop a polish tank?

A. Shoot the guy pushing it

==

6. Q. What do u do when a Polish person throws a Grenade at you?

A1. Catch it, pull the pin, and throw it back!

or

A2. catch the pin, and RUN away from the guy as fast as u can

===

Q:What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?

 

A:Quatro sinko.

===

 

There's an old chinese man at a river skipping rocks, for each rock he skips, the skipping rock goes * PING-TING-WONG* He skips about 3 or 4 rocks and everytime the rock goes *PING-TING-WONG*..a young black man walks up to the old chinese man in disbelief and asks him " how the fuck you get them rocks to make that noise?" the old chinese man then explains to the fellow." This is ancient river, everytime you skip rock it says ancestors name." the black man then replys " Teach me "....the old chinese man then picks up a rock throws it *PING-TING-WONG* then the black man picks up a rock and throws it, the rock goes *CHIM-PAN-ZEE* the black man gets crazy and says " That's fucked up, Let me try again " he picks up another rock and throws is once again. *CHIM-PAN-ZEE* he goes nuts and says " FUCK THIS SHIT" and he picks up a boulder and throws it in the water in it goes * BAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!*..

===

Q:Why do jews have big noses?

 

A:Because air is for free

===

 

A boy comes home from school one day with a question on his mind, and goes to his father for an answer. "Father," he asks, "what is the difference between potential and reality?" His father is thoughtful for a moment, and then replies, "Well, I'll tell you what, son. Go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars."

 

The boy is confused, but follows his father instructions, and proceeds into the kitchen. When he returns, he tells father, "She said she would, dad..." His father again looks thoughtful, and so the boy asks, "Now will you teach me the difference between potential and reality?" The father says, "I will, son, but first, go ask your sister if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars." The boy is even more puzzled, but does as his father says. After he return from his sister's room, he says, "Yes, dad, she said she would sleep with the mailman for a million dollars. Now will you teach me the difference between potential and reality?" The father says, "One more thing. Go ask your brother if he'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars."

 

Now the boy is very confused, but convinced as he is of his father's wisdom, he goes to ask his brother. When he returns, he proclaims to his father, "Yes, dad, my brother would sleep with the mailman for a million dollars. Now will you teach me the difference between potential and reality?"

 

The father looks up at his son, and says, "Alright son, think about this: Right now this household has the potential to make three million dollars. But the reality is, we're just living with two sluts and a homo."

===

Q:Why do black people have big nose?

 

A:Because god holds them up by there nose and spray paint them.

________

Q:Why are black people so tall?

 

A:Because there NEGROS.

________

Q:What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

 

A:ROBERTO.

===

Q:How do you call a fat chinese man?

 

A: A CHUNK!

===

Q:Why don't blacks marry mexicans?

 

A:Cause they don't want their kids to grow up too lazy to steal.

===

Q:How do you know a Korean guy robbed yer house?

A: Your computer is upgraded, your jewelry and cars are still there, but your dog is missing.

===

Q: Why do black people hate aspirin?

A: Because it's white, it works, and they have to pick cotton to get to it.

===

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

A: Because he's black.

===

Q: A jew with a boner bumbs to a wall. What happens???

A: He brokes his nose...

===

Q: What did one asian say to the other when they met in the street?

 

A: I Chink I know you, but I may be Wong.

===

Q: How do you babysit a black kid?

 

A: Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

===

Q: How do you keep a black guy from drowning?

 

A: Take your foot off the back of his head.

===

Q: How can you tell if a sports car is Jewish?

 

A: It stops on a dime, and then picks it up.

===

Q: Why shouldn't you run over a mexican on a bike?

 

A: You might ruin your bike.

===

Q: Why is ther cotton in the top of aspirin?

 

A: To remind blacks that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

===

Q: Why did they invent white Chocolate?

 

A: So black kids could get messy too.

===

Q: What do you call a line of five black guys, a mexican, and an Asian standing on a front lawn?

 

A: A sprinkler. NiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerSpickChink

(say it fast, it'll make sense!)

===

Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest "What have you done my child?"

Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl; "Yes father."

Priest "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he touched my breast."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl "Yes father."

Priest "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he took off my clothes;father."

Priest "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl "Yes father."

Priest "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her "you know where")

Girl; "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl "But father he had AIDS!

Priest "SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

===

Q:What do you call a black man in a suit....?

 

A:The defendent...

===

Q:A black man, asian man, and polish man all jump off a cliff ... who hits the floor 1st???

 

A:Who the fuck cares!

===

person 1: what was the name of the dad in jetsons?

person 2: george

person 1: the son

person 2: elroy

person 1: the wife?

person 2: jane. why?

person 1: what was the name of the black kid?

person 2: there was none

person 1: isnt the future great

===

 

 

HAHAHAHA

im going straight to hell..

anyways, thats some stuff to read

:lol: :lol: mostly racist jokes..but hell, its fun AND sick hahahaha:king:

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aske me if im a firetruck

 

*are you a firetruck*

 

fuck no bitch im nick

 

(really fucked up and made this shit up like 4 years ago)

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Guest rob deer

so you turned 8 last year huh.

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Originally posted by rob deer

so you turned 8 last year huh.

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....8 year olds..:yum: :yum: :yum:

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