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So i battled this kid at lunch today


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yeah,im not really an emcee but i can kick a steady flow when it comes down to it.i battled before in school against this one kid and i killed him and at lunch today there was a cypher goin on and some punk ass junior starts talking shit to me.we get into it and i got ate up.i had no idea this kid knew how to rhyme.so the pointless point of this story is never underestimate people:rolleyes: :beat2:

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haha, damn, that sucks. my boy is a fucking beast and has handed many an emcee his ass. flow and jokes for days, serving kids at lunch. there's another kid at my school that battles that's actually trying to get established, got a website and is hustling his cds to whoever that will buy. i can battle too, but i'm shy about it, and until someone tries to shit on me, i'm not gonna say anything. :/ shout to community service :king:

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i thought he meant ... yea.

 

 

ill burn you like a fat kid loves cake

rape and cheese biscuits don't sound to great

rather be a mother fucking ape like if i was eight

with a five pound bad of cum after i masterbate.

 

some real shit...

 

not that funny franchise winning by a

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you lose for an extremely unoriginal take and bite from 50 Cent. I mean come on, it was a love song not a battle rap. You bit the easiest line from the song and blew it.

 

YOU SUCK!!

 

 

Originally posted by Grandola

i thought he meant ... yea.

 

 

ill burn you like a fat kid loves cake

 

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ewww.....

 

enough with the homosexual overtones on the hip hop dude.

 

talking about guys sucking guys dicks is GROSS!!!

 

 

even if you think about it....keep that shit to yourself.

 

dont suck his dick....smack him in the jaw and see what he does.

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I'll burn you like your mothers cookin

and steal your bike fast like you're not lookin

a dyke eats pussy, so do I,

I bet you don't, no wonder you lie

about how many 'bitches' you pull, how many hoes you get

proof is in the pudding, you dick ain't even been wet.

 

 

 

This kid is a sucker, look at his hat,

he looks like a trucker

All slow, long drawl, 10-4 good buddy

How you going to get a girl, look at you, you're sure not studly

That shit makes me hungry like a hippo

I'll cop your beer and let the spit flow

Think a sec, contemplate,

you're in and out of the cipher faster than I masturbate

 

 

good or not, writing rhymes is fun

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gangsta, gangsta, why you lie?

we know you're fake, why bother try?

"I hate this, I hate that",

things don't change,

been here three years, all things the same.

Will she get pregnant if she swallows?

I dunno. ask Tease, he's that shallow

Just joking kid, I don't wite rhymes,

shit is easy, like tagging your girls behind...

 

heh, whatever.

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its difficult not to leave you a stiff adult

if your ip with insults

my blood ll be drippin with pulse

watch my instant impulse

my instinct might cause me to flip out ill rip out yah eyes when im undah mephisto's controls

i just might rip open holes

as hemoglboin flows out of yah clothes

youll be chokin while yah smokin bowls

i spar to win

while yah bitchina bout the position that god put u in

im focusin im butcherin.......

.....necro laces you scumbags...

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You'll be remembered, Just like the kid I picked on

when we were little, like a little bichon,

"hey c'mere" and I gave him a smack,

he would laugh like it was a joke, then come on back,

"hey guys guess what" "what" "blah, blah, blah!"

I don't care! get out of here! this is a dare:

go home, don't come back, then a glare

that says "you're a sucker"

Now, grow up, act like a real man

nobody's asking, i'm telling... make a plan

So you can take action, drop the charade,

quit frontin', and quit being a fraud.

No end to this except correcting spelling errors,

Cuz you know the truth is your form of terror

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