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are wallet chains cool

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fuck no they are not cool. who wears them? homosexual bikers and skateboarders. now to each his own, but if you're like me. tight pants are enough to keep the wallet where its meant to stay. but seriously. wallet chains are annoying. they get caught on shit all the time. they look stupid. its extra weight. metal detecors. ever ridden a mountain bike trail w/ one? fuck that shit...

 

 

who cares. i sported one for like 5 years. then i realized they were dumb. but if you like them. wear one. because nothing says 'oooh honey i like it in the butt" like wearing your whips and chains around...

 

*waiting to be quoted in homo undertones..."

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If you're under 20, it's required by law to look like a jackass!

Every went though a stupid clothing phase. Like I said... it's the Law!

 

So sure... you kids can pull off any stupid fasion thing as long as you

remember that after 20, you're required to stop wearing sports jerseys

as 'formal attire' and that sneakers will not get you past the doorman.

 

You dont hae to like those rules, but hey, you cant change them either.

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i used to rock one.

my uncle pointed out this bum on haight ashburry and was like, "hey that guy has the same wallet as you." everyone laughed at me. i stopped wearing it that day.

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Originally posted by SkyDancer666

but if you're like me. tight pants are enough to keep the wallet where its meant to stay.

 

 

And you think chain wallets are gay? Pfffft.

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Originally posted by -Rage-

And you think chain wallets are gay? Pfffft.

 

i think by tight pants he means ones that actually fit. as compared to most of the kids these days in thier swif1 type pants. if you think that wearing clothes that actually fit is gay then.. i really don't know what to tell you.

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Carrying a wallet is a good way to lose all your important stuff at once. I carry my atm card and my ID and that's it.

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got a "nofear" black leather chain wallet in 6th grade.

 

 

 

about 8 years later i still have the same wallet and chain. the wallets literally falling apart and the TOTALLY RADICAL "nofear" logo has long since worn off. but it rules. i rule. yes.

 

 

 

took the chain off for a week 3 years ago. lost the wallet on the second day. luckily someone returned it. the chain is held together with cable ties in certain parts.

 

 

 

the wallet tends to come flying out when im doing anything while riding. especially landing fakie. so i think i'll stick with the chain and not losing my wallet.

 

 

 

 

 

rad.

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Re: Had one when I was riding my Harley a lot

 

Originally posted by KaBar

A friend of mine lost a pistol once in a bar, in the bathroom (he was wasted) but never his wallet. We went back later and asked the bartender "Hey, did you find a 9mm automatic in the head last night?" and he said (this is a true story, lol)

 

"What brand?"

 

My buddy, who was mortally embarrassed, and hung over as shit, mumbles "Smithanwesson."

 

"What was that? Speak up, I can't hear you?"

 

"Smith and Wesson."

 

"I ought to fucking keep it. You assholes are not welcome in my bar any more. Don't come back."

 

He slaps the pistol on the bar. No magazine.

 

"Where's the magazine?"

 

He puts the empty magazine down next to it.

 

"Sorry."

 

"I don't want to see any of you here again."

 

We left. I felt bad. He was right. I never went back.

 

 

hah.....didnt see that the first time. thats fucking funny dude.

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Guest 455

never liked 'em.I remember when everyone had one in the early 90's---all Matt Hensley'd out.-don't forget the cut-off army cargos.

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I don't like to make sweeping generalizations but, if you take your wallet out, FOR ANY REASON, during a fight or sex... well... it can't be good.

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When I was in 6th grade wallet chains and jncos were the shit. Me and my brother went to the hardware store and bought long ass colored chains and hooked em up to our wallets. It was fucking cool (back then) i had 2 chains on my wallet, one blue metal one and a red metal one. Haha. Funny. I remember kids would literally have like 5 chains on their wallets and they would hang down all low.

The hippest song was offsprings pretty fly for a white guy song.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

When I was in 6th grade wallet chains and jncos were the shit. Me and my brother went to the hardware store and bought long ass colored chains and hooked em up to our wallets. It was fucking cool (back then) i had 2 chains on my wallet, one blue metal one and a red metal one. Haha. Funny. I remember kids would literally have like 5 chains on their wallets and they would hang down all low.

The hippest song was offsprings pretty fly for a white guy song.

 

 

 

 

 

 

this whole thing needs to be placed in homosexual undertones thread.

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I dunno if it's gay, but... it scares me that Pretty Fly for a White Guy was 6th grade for this kid... just the other day one of my boys was asking me about music when we were in 6th grade... I didn't remember anything... I remembered that over 7th grade summer I had gotten Surf Punks - My Beach and the Sex Pistols... in 8th grade I loved Devo and Run DMC...

 

Once in 8th grade I wore my Adidas gym suit to PE without underwear, Coach (Crotch) made us do toe touches and I split my pants... embarraskin and humilligatin it were...

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yeah,I was in 4th grade when New Edition dropped "Cool It Now" and "Mr. Telephone Man" and I was in 5th grade when the space shuttle Challenger blew up with the "first teacher in space" Christa McCuliffe"....yeah,I remember the 80's.

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