RumPuncher Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 now wait... dont get angry... take a step back... This is a collection of some really silly porn banners and comments to accompany them. So if you dont mind making the baby jesus potato cry... it's actually really damn funny! but not for those under 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 an excert.... I'm glad this ad clarifies that this is the home of 'POSSIBLY' the world's sexiest midget. It's the perfect disclaimer. You think, "Well, there could be sexier midgets." But what this ad truly declares is that the word 'sexy' and 'midget' POSSIBLY don't really belong together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Um... OK, I'm a fairly young male. I've had sex, and I look forward to having more. I have no children, but I've had a few scares. So the sight of a pregnant chick, babe or not, is NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER A FUCKING TURN-ON. The sight of this woman shrivels my dick up like a cellophane candy wrapper on a hot griddle. On top of my perfectly normal aversion to the site of pregant women, this one is fucking ugly. And, if you want me to click your motherfucking banner, have your chick act with a little class -- nobody gives me the finger and then gets a click-thru, bitch! good shit zest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 that was really funny. compeletly tasteless and foul. but really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 http://www.noapologiespress.com/pbs/images/2-4.jpg'> cracker anal adventures :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Even the fact that the chick is coughing up a ferret won't deter me from those hot sluts! HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 Dirty teenagers... right... see, when I think "cheerleaders," I don't think old scags, ugly whores or retards (that girl on the right just might be saying "DER!"). Gimme young, hot cheerleaders who don't have mongoloid eyes, damn it! DER! ..hahaha... I almost cried reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Originally posted by vinyl junkie http://www.noapologiespress.com/pbs/images/2-4.jpg'> tease anal adventures :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Dirty teenagers... right... see, when I think "cheerleaders," I don't think old scags, ugly whores or retards (that girl on the right just might be saying "DER!"). Gimme young, hot cheerleaders who don't have mongoloid eyes, damn it! DER! ..hahaha... I almost cried reading that. that is quite amusing...well, damn amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 DER! oh that's too funny. I need a coffee. By the end of this night I'll be saying 'der' too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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