The World According To George W. Bush

[Secret 0]

"VERBOSITY LEADS TO UNCLEAR & INARTICULATE THINGS"

 

"ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES"

 

"A LOW VOTER TURNOUT IS AN INDICATION OF FEWER PEOPLE GOING TO THE POLLS"

 

"I KNOW THE HUMAN AND FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY"

 

"QUITE FRANKLY TEACHERS ARE THE ONLY PROFESSION THAT TEACH OUR CHILDREN"

 

"WELL I THINK IF YOUR GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND DON'T DO IT THAT'S TRUSTWORTHINESS"

 

"WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO NATO: WE ARE A PART OF NATO. WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO EUROPE. WE ARE A PART OF EUROPE"

 

"I ARTICULATE WHAT I BELIEVE, THEREFORE I BELIVE WHAT I BELIEVE"

[brown twinkie 0]

hahaaaa.......good shits.

[Jesus of Nazareth 1]

Originally posted by Secret:

"WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO NATO: WE ARE A PART OF NATO. WE HAVE A FIRM COMMITMENT TO EUROPE. WE ARE A PART OF EUROPE"

 

 

That is fucking great....damn I wish I could have voted.

[Guest young republican]

hey where did you pull these out of??? would love to see more words of wisdom from my hero.

[Guest dukeofyork]

im still trying to figure out what the definition of is is...

[boogie hands 13]

"WELL I THINK IF YOUR GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND DON'T DO IT THAT'S TRUSTWORTHINESS"

 

hahahaha...the presidental caravan consists of school busses that only seat 10...

 

 

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

[Guest --zeSto--]

Originally posted by Secret:

[b"I ARTICULATE WHAT I BELIEVE, THEREFORE I BELIVE WHAT I BELIEVE"

 

[/b]

 

i dont believe a word of it.

[Guest imported_Tesseract]

From his sayings,he might be completely stupid

or having the greatest sense of humor ever.

[Guest cracked ass]

The first one looks like Dan Quayle...they're all classic though.

[T.T Boy 48]

this guy runs your country? id get out of there as soon as i could. you guys can come hide away at my house if you like. i feel that sorry for you.

[Guest imported_SecretAgentX9]

this guy is going to get us all killed.

[rusto-man 0]

did he acually say all that?..damn!! now i am getting woried.

[kaesthebluntedwonder 1]

star wars pt. 2

[jointhedotz 0]

i dont know wether to laugh or cry...he seems to have the unique ability to look sinister and thick as shit at the same time...he's got no chance of winning the next election unless he starts a war (you heard it hear first)

[chizm 0]

he he. something else to hold against americans.

[boogie hands 13]

Originally posted by chizm:

he he. something else to hold against americans.

 

did you really need something else??

 

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

[brown twinkie 0]

hahaaa.....ah....i don't know.....he's likable in my books.....

even if he looks like a weasel.......

[garcia_vega 2]

the other day i saw the president on tv and i said "hey look, it's the dude from 'that's my bush' what's he doing on nbc?" and he was saying such stupid shit that i thought it was the same actor being funny, but it was the real deal. i guess that shows how much i'm into politics.

[eyeBddub 0]

Originally posted by boogie hands:

did you really need something else??

 

wordup

[bobobi11 1]

Here are a couple more quotes from dubya the greatest orator of our time.

 

"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you,

but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself,

and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

 

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

Reuters, May 5, 2000

 

"I think we agree, the past is over."

On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News,

May 10, 2000

 

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is

sometimes until we get an objective analysis."

Meet the Press, April 15, 2000

 

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty

close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close

to California."

Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

 

"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the

obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how

to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure

there's not this kind of federal cufflink."

Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000

 

"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not

factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."

New YorkTimes, March 4, 2000

 

"It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton

in nature."

Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000

 

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

 

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have he

can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the

low road."

To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000

 

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls

and principles, come and join this campaign."

Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000

 

"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a

system that simply suckles kids through?"

Explaining the need for educational accountability,

Beaufort, S.C.,

Feb. 16, 2000

 

"We ought to make the pie higher."

South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

 

"I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less I

pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm

more interacting with people."

Meet The Press, Feb. 13, 2000

 

"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the

middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."

Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins, New York

Times, Feb. 1, 2000

 

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady

in my case."

Pella, Iowa, as quoted in the San Antonio Express News,

Jan. 30, 2000

 

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000

 

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's

what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."

Speaking during Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds

Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los

Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000

 

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

 

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen

and uncertainty and potential mental losses."

At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the

Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000

 

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor

just like you like to be liked yourself."

At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the

Financial Times, Jan.14, 2000

 

"There needs to be debates, like we're going through.

There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge

country."

Larry King Live, Dec. 16, 1999

 

"The important question is, How many hands have shaked?"

Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more

time in NewHampshire, In the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999

 

"Keep good relations with the Grecians."

Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999