B_As_In_Bot Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 MORE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 that wizard one was the funniest shit i have ever read on here. FUCKING WORD UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Re: 4 Minutes later Originally posted by IntangibleFame BritneySpears17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemAllstar: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears17: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. this had me in fucking tears. god damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Re: I heart pineapple nipples Originally posted by IntangibleFame I.F.: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... -blocked me- HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAA:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaisnelp Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 that wizard one had me laughing very hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 intangablefame is now my new hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Hilarious You rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aPirate Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 pure genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 good grief that was good. ahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 That was fucking out of control dude, I spat coffee all over my keyboard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 truly funny shit. keep'm coming. I haven't laughed this hard since... well, yesterday, but that was from piecing the weekend back together, but other than that...it was a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLSATAN Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 i posted the rhino one a couple of days ago but i didnt change the names so it looked like i did it bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Kthx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 fucking funny Mr I.F, funny as fuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 haha that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I'm not getting sex in real life, maybe I should try cyber sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 holy shit, i_f that was awesome post some more!! laughing so hard right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 the only thread that compares to when's story of his rental car dissaster. keep it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 oh damn. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. oh damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 oh jesus. I fuckin love you I.F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. " hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was way too fuckin funny! The mighty horn thing had me rollin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 You just fucking pissed me off I.F. Im pissed because you just wrote the funnyest and most cleaver thing i have ever read. Why the hell cant i be smart enough to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 bearability I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go! SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like? I.F.: a Kodiac bear SexyKarla17: ? I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me Sexykarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near Sexykarla17: huh? I.F.: Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly.. Sexykarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants. I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now Sexykarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you Sexykarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now ;) I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll. Sexykarla17: what the fuck? I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 ahaha... SexyKarla17 was into the fantasy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard? 1hOttYeVe: oh yhea im so wet right now I.F.: Why you just shower? 1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it. 1hOttYeVe: What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not? I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you... I.F.: Im sorry lets continue! 1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest I.F.: I pop like 16 boners 1hOttYeVe: what the fuck! I.F.: what? -blocked me- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 7, 2003 Author Share Posted May 7, 2003 hey you guys can do this too...Find Buddy Wizard on AIM. Its hard to find girls that want to get down though...most just block you right away...I searched under Romance and chat...Im thinkin about hitting up chat rooms to find girls now cause they are scarce on aim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 "I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now" hahahahaha....who the hell is Buddy Wizard?!?! can you drop your SN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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