DorkstaR Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 ive never started a thread in channel zero... so fuck it. friday nite i went to chill with some friends and we didnt have shit to do at one in the morning. so one of my friends and i decided to go get sum tattoo ideas so i can sleeve up my his arm. no luck whatsoever... so we decided to get a couple of drinks from this mexican restaurant. the second we pull into the parking lot we get confronted by a nasty looking white woman prolly in her mid 30's. her dialogue goes sumthin like this: "please sir, you need to help me get out of here, fukin cops are harrassing me and the scorpions are after me. please please please sir you have to help me get out of here. i dont know what else to do. ive been trying to get out of here but everyone is being a dick tonite." we calmly walk away telling her to wait outside and we'll think about it. i dunno why but my friend found it to be a good idea to take her with us.."she is going in our direction anyway". so the three of us get in the car and start driving. the crackwhore in the backseat starts threatening to cry cus she is so depressed. she said she took some speed and smoked earlier. she was being paranoid as fuck and complaining about hunger pains. she kept bringin up the conversation of scorpions. apparently its some biker gang. so my friend and i start messing with her mind and telling her shit to make her more paranoid. shes crying and telling us how much of gentlemen we are for picking her up. she constantly says god bless you and crying at the same time. she is fukin tripping out. she was living at some motel and we were on our way there. she kept complaining about being hungry. she offered my friend 5 dollars for gas if he gave her back 1 dollar so she could buy a cupcake. he agreed. she must have been trippin out hard cus she gave him a 10. so he calmly gave her back one dollar. she was offering us to come up to her room for a beer. we declined. so she kept bitchin about being hungry and asked us to pull into a gas station so she could buy a cupcake. we pulled in and she got out. i looked in the backseat and told my friend that she left her bag and her purse in the seat. it didnt take long for him to decide to turn off his lights... calmly put the car in reverse... and drive out of the parking lot. we left her about a mile from her motel. unfortunately there was only 2 dollars in the purse. aside from that she had a small pipe... about 8 dice... a bunch of fake jewelry... a shit load of makeup... and nasty hooker clothes. so majority of the stuff either went on the highway driving home or in the trash can once we got home. we gave away the pipe and dice and just split the profit. i would have given up that dollar if i could have just seen the look on that womans face when she realized the car wasnt there anymore. so my friend got a 10 dollar profit and we got jack in the box. not exactly a thrilling story... but oh well. so does anyone else have stories of abusing the innocent?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 how disappointing you are... shouldve at least got some luvin from the crackwhore....:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 thats alot of reading.me and my boys robbed a homeless mans bag of cans.it wasnt a nice thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 what a shitty comic book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 All our vulnerability is due to our insensitivity your a piece of shit, you fucking hang out on a fucking graffiti forum and brag about robbing a poor woman of the only belongings she has? WOW lets give this man a hand, we should all hope to have a life so profound as his. YOU=NOTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 dude, dont get so upset about it. i appreciate that you see this as wrong. so do i. its not to brag. i told my friend not to do it... but my words dont compare to the mind of an asshole. dont take it the wrong way. i just find it hilarious for some odd reason. maybe my humor just works on a more immature level than most people. sorry if you see me as being a dick... but i guess thats just how i am. i see myself as an accomplice... not as the actual person commiting the crime of stealing. take it how you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 I don't know man.. that shit just made me feel bad. sometimes you simply just have to put yourself in someone else's shoes. that woman wasn't hurting anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 DUDE, SHE WAS ALREADY CRYING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Regardless of how you justify taking part and not committing it, you didn't do anything to stop it. We've all done messed up things, so why tell us in hopes of raising similar stories about taking everything from someone who has nothing. I think 3rd Bass would agree. You get the gasface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicio Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 that bag of make up and clothes could have been all she had. it could have been her livelihood. Think about if someone stole all your clothes, your car, your job. just because all she had was crap, doesnt mean that it wasnt valuable to her. and she was already fucked up to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 crackwhores= nothing fuck them and what little possessions they have. They got into the situation they are in all by themselves. They run around beggin for shit all the damn time. They are a waste of space and are wasting oxygen for the rest of us. The sooner all crack whores are destroyed, the better. end of discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 I'm gonna kick your ass, that was my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 i knew a crack head lady from my old school who carried around a needle as a weapon. she said she was infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president i gotta admit though, that was bold taking her anywhere with you, especially in her condition, i would got aggrivated having her freak out in the back of the car or have been scared she was going to try to grab me from behind, and probaly would have looked my friend in the eye and then back at her, and been like, shut up bitch! shut the fuck up! and started beating her ass... ha ha ha ha, then asked if he wanted to kill her and dump her body somewhere... :lol: I'm laughing so hard right now that I'm damn near in tears! You , little man, are a liar! You wouldn't do all that! I DO have to admit though! You're fucking entertaining! You really are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by DorkstaR calmly Oh okay that makes it cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by ToYs All our vulnerability is due to our insensitivity your a piece of shit, you fucking hang out on a fucking graffiti forum and brag about robbing a poor woman of the only belongings she has? WOW lets give this man a hand, we should all hope to have a life so profound as his. YOU=NOTHING she's a fucking drugged out piece of trash, you idiot. you guys should have left her purse in the middle of a highway and watched her play frogger to go get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 im disgusted that you didnt wait for her to get back in the car and then steal her cup cake. fucking disgusted i tells ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern watch her play frogger to go get it haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 i once maced a bum with a can of silver for coming at me crazy....then i stole his 40 that was a quater of the ways drank.....:twitch: :krunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern you guys should have left her purse in the middle of a highway and watched her play frogger to go get it hahahaha damn that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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satrdae Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 dorkstar, your 12oz parents are very upset with you and to teach you a lesson you are gon have to sit in timeout for three days:lol: what the fuck?! seriously... first of all so they did something messed up, I'm sure he knew it was wrong so no need to lecture him second of all why should it be any worse that she was a crackhead or broke as fuck? ripping somebody off is ripping somebody off! she shouldn't have left her shit in the car with strangers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by satrdae dorkstar, your 12oz parents are very upset with you and to teach you a lesson you are gon have to sit in timeout for three days:lol: what the fuck?! seriously... first of all so they did something messed up, I'm sure he knew it was wrong so no need to lecture him second of all why should it be any worse that she was a crackhead or broke as fuck? ripping somebody off is ripping somebody off! she shouldn't have left her shit in the car with strangers! i can't believe you just said there are no situations or conditions when ripping someone off. i won't even begin to argue about how wrong this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 you shouldve left some sort of derogatory note where your car was. thumbs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by DorkstaR dude, dont get so upset about it. i appreciate that you see this as wrong. so do i. its not to brag. i told my friend not to do it... but my words dont compare to the mind of an asshole. dont take it the wrong way. i just find it hilarious for some odd reason. maybe my humor just works on a more immature level than most people. sorry if you see me as being a dick... but i guess thats just how i am. i see myself as an accomplice... not as the actual person commiting the crime of stealing. take it how you want. hmm... as much of an asshole cheerleader's been to me recently, he did make a point. if you're with 5 dudes selling crack and they go down, you're going down too, regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by INDIAN GIVER whatever, bitch pissed off the scorpians, she obviously deserved it. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA holy shit... that's the first time i laughed out loud from this site... (LOL'd, if you're lame) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 ha ha... my bro robbed some businessman passed out drunk in the park.. of course the cops came down hard because he had money though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 you're going to hell..:nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGraffiti2 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Originally posted by DankLordz I don't know man.. that shit just made me feel bad. sometimes you simply just have to put yourself in someone else's shoes. that woman wasn't hurting anything. I second this. Why couldnt you just give the poor woman the ride home? I did it for a stripper (a branch off of a crack whore) once. No problemo's at all. She actually invited me to come visit any time i'd like. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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