Wilt TA Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 skeletons eh... -im really worried about not being attractive to people..but i present myself as just a guy going with the flow...but its always in the back of my mind -i can't say no if a girl im attracted to makes a move on me... -i thought my ex was pregnant and i used to wrestle with her and go for the stomach without her realizing.....i was in highschool and i didn't know what else to do... -i think its beautiful when animals are killed -i hate myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Girth Brooks -i thought my ex was pregnant and i used to wrestle with her and go for the stomach without her realizing.....i was in highschool and i didn't know what else to do... hahahhahahahahahhahaha. i know alot of people who did that. i hang around scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 " I quickly realized that I had feelings for her that were not just plutonic," plutonic ?? platonic !! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 I was sort of a jock in high school.... none of my graffiti friends know that. I was an excellent swimmer and volleyball player. I can also skid bases like nobody's business in softball. I turned down the team because it took too much of my "ditching school to go smoke weed" time. The funny thing is, I totally regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I'm gonna tell your graffiti friends. And I still think that game "Hide and go get it" is better (must be played with females). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mind fuck Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president seriously though, me too. dead serious. no you dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Damn, how did I sleep on this thread. I loved setting off car alarms as a kid. I think about just walking away from my job, family, friends. No goodbye's. Nothing. Just go. I think about what would it be like to run my car off a bridge. I can image the freefall. Total silence, hands on the wheel, closer to earth..then bam. I stracthed the shit out of one of my roommates CD's. He WOULD NOT STOP PLAYING IT! So I destroyed it. I want to beat the shit out of every homophobe. Had an STD once. Not funny. I went to San Fran without my significant other knowing. Woops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Originally posted by -Rage- Damn, how did I sleep on this thread. I think about what would it be like to run my car off a bridge. I can image the freefall. Total silence, hands on the wheel, closer to earth..then bam. i used to think like this a lot while driving just 86ing yourself from the road like when you're tearing ass down a highway and you pass under a bridge, what if you suddenly jerked the wheel to the left and let the car careen right into the concrete bridge supports yeah, without saying goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob deer Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I pissed my pants in 3rd grade. it was a rough year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob deer Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Originally posted by ese good thread, but the skeletons in my closet are there for a reason....and they aint comming out except for maybe on my deathbead. if you can tell it on here its not a skeleton so much as some ugly dustbunnies in the corner. holler. this thread was made so we'd all fall in love with secret. her innocence, dashed dreams, good girl turned bad life story plot, the kickassityness, bi-curiousness... and for the rest of you fools...you should start a cry for help thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 my mother is my worst detriment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 i hate myslef. i hate the way i look. i feel that i cant do better than what i have and i am dissapointed inmyslef. i drink my problems away and dont take initiative to make myselfbetter. i hate me,and cry to myslef from time to time. ps. i am also easily addicted to pain pills. and miss my girlfriend because i foolishly put her in the center of my universe. now i cant get her out of it. fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president and you look so happy in the piks.... looks can be decieving i guess. :lol: its all part of being a ninja. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee REAL ULTIMATE POWER (ninja shit) n shit http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/sword.jpg'> http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninjaparty.jpg'> Facts:'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Here are some very well known ninja facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals 2. Ninjas fight all the time 3. The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people funny site mang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 i am a paying member of www.shitcity.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser Really man, thats no skeleton. People here have serious problems. However funney, The only time I ever set off a car alarm was to steal a car stereo after mine got taken. Does anyone here have a serious drinking problem? And I mean like everyday without a doubt? Because if I could get some info on the trail to recovery from a peer whom it actually worked on I would be much abliged. And if you dont have this sort of serious problem then dont bother responding, because you have no idea what it is truly like. i drink basically every night. um.. there has been no recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninjaparty.jpg'> ill bet each one of those dumbasses is white too.....fuckin haoles man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 I have the complete avril lavigne album. As well as about 15 brittney spears songs on my computer. You better beleive that I listen to them too. I often find girls to be hot that other people think are gross. But i also find girls that other people are hot to be hot, or i find them to be dumb sluts. I dont really do drugs or drink but i have to get about 10-12 hours of sleep every night to not feel tired. Normally i get 8 and I am always tired. It sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trousersnake Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser Really man, thats no skeleton. People here have serious problems. However funney, The only time I ever set off a car alarm was to steal a car stereo after mine got taken. Does anyone here have a serious drinking problem? And I mean like everyday without a doubt? Because if I could get some info on the trail to recovery from a peer whom it actually worked on I would be much abliged. And if you dont have this sort of serious problem then dont bother responding, because you have no idea what it is truly like. Man I have a bad drinking problem.Its kinda off and on now,but there never a day that I dont drink,even if I am completely broke,I will return cans or something.I have woke up in hospitals not knowing how the fuck I have gottin there,with blood flying out of my stomach.i even drank so bad at one point i shit out blood all the fucking time for like a week or two.I used to shake really bad.Now it is almost impossible to sleep with out a couple of night caps.I am doing alot better now,only drink a little bit,the only problem is that I have switched from beer to whiskey and whatevers really strong,so I get there a lot quiker and do it for a lot longer.It really kinda sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 i had way to much fun in jail and respect people for doing time in the pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I slept with both a mother and daughter once, the other daughter was a little to young. I probally would have still bagged her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 http://www.shitcity.com/images/D-MANIA.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 http://www.shitcity.com/images/main_09.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 i got to this thread pretty late, i read through all 5 pages and read some pretty fucked up shit some funny shit and some dumb shit, but heres my contribution 1. allright when i was in 8th grade we had 2 8th grade "Clusters" the blue and the gold, i was in the gold, we had a contest to see what cluster had most school spirit, what ever cluster won got an ice cream and pizza party...so my cluster decided to plant flowers in the back of the school to show our spirit...well i came back that evening and ripped the flowers out...the very flowers me and my fellow cluster class mates planted in an effort to frame the blue cluster so we can win the contest...needless to say it worked, we came back to school monday there was an announcement from the principal about what happened...they automatically assumed it was the blue clusters doings and we won by fault...my plan worked and me and my classmates got the party while the blue cluster had to replant them.....till now no one but me knew what really went down.... 2. also i am a lot smarter than all my friends, i told them the joke about how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagon...they didnt get the ashtray part 3. i purposly lose to my boy at tekken 4 so he dont bitch about me "cheating" 4. i also talk mad shit and make fun of mad people...normally i dont do it to there face...not because im scared but because i do it for entertainment 5. i enjoy seeing people i dont like in some kind of trouble or pain 6. like my middleschool story...i will go out on a limb to frame someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 one time I was drunk and I took a bums bike from him and threw it off a 50 foot bridge into a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 i got a blow job while talking to my mum on the phone once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 when I was 15/16 I was in a band with three other girls in school. By this time, i already knew I was bi, but still hiding it. There was this really wierd vibe going on when the four of us were in the same place. We practised in a classroom after school, we'd jam one song, and then start fecking about with the black-board. Allways a grid would be put up on the board, with a list of male rockstars down one side, and a list of atributes (hair, eyes, ass etc...) across the top - and we would all give them marks out of ten. This lasted about a minute, and most of the scores were about 5-ish. This is the point where is began to get wierd. The list was wiped out and a far longer list of atributes went up, and four rockstar girls. Always the same ones: Courtney Love, Rayna from Coal Chamer, Aimee from Human Waste Project, Tairrie B from Tura Satana. We would enthusiastically give marks out of ten for categories such as how good it would be to tie her up etc. I was the only one who ever voiced an opinion that this was a bit bizarre of us. i felt very guity, they knew I was bi but that was usually a fashion statement with most people. What was wierder, was that we were each pretty much dressed up as one of those four rockstars. We were each obsessed with one of them. I began to have the sneaking suspision that each one of those names on the board represented one of us. And then one day, tour names went up, and no one said anything about it. The list of atributes covered every sort of sexual behaviour concievable really. When we see each other now, we act like it never happened. It got wierder after that, but this post is long enough as it is...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 i'd like to hear the rest of this story. weird or not, it's sparked my interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i think some black chicks are hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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