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johnny

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

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it's the final countdown!!

 

word, one more problem and i'm fired. SO HOT!

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Haha, could I just get you to go ahead and put those reports on my desk, that would be great... thanks.

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yeah, this thread has office space written all over it.

 

I'm still trying to figure out how I've kept my job. I was even named in a lawsuit and corporate stood up for me.

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what?

 

you're "hanging by a thread"?

 

That's what my boss used to tell me when I f'ked up.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

I was even named in a lawsuit and corporate stood up for me.

 

Did you have a little trouble keeping your hands to yourself during a cover shoot ?

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

Did you have a little trouble keeping your hands to yourself during a cover shoot ?

 

 

Oh man, if you only knew what my work photo shoots consist of...you'd be laughing your ass off. It was sexist based though.

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short term dissability for deppression equaled my entire wage and i basically got paid for 9 months when i worked six.....

and when that ran out i got 14 months of unemployment.

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CEO: "you look bored" "why dont you call it quits"

Me: (feeling intimidated) "ok"

CEO: "thanks, you can pick up your check soon"

 

Then i realized he tricked me into firing myself, since well he didn't have any grounds for firing me.

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No warnings here.

 

Today they took my wall divider with the fake plants on top, so me and the guy who sits next to me scrounged one up from the mailroom. Now I'm protected from the "managment sneak attack" again. I felt naked without it. My manager laughed as we hauled that thing off the hand cart. Didn't care that we wasted about a half hour getting it and moving it. :D

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Originally posted by metallix

Then i realized he tricked me into firing myself, since well he didn't have any grounds for firing me.

 

 

HAHA that is GAT DAMD funny!!

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

made it into work by 530pm

 

3pm

boss on celly: where are you?

me: im on the bus right around the corner...

 

 

5pm

boss on celly: WHERE ARE YOU?

me: o, i got sidetracked. im on my bike about to leave my house.

 

 

fuck flatires in nj at 5am

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I've been sitting at my desk doing absolutely no work for almost 3 hours now. I'm not even trying to hide it, stretching and yawning, spinning in my chair, 12oz in full view....

 

A guy could get used to leniancy like this....

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Originally posted by Zee_Zee

ken barlow sounds cool

 

Ken Barlow IS cool.

 

I think the bosses are trying to indirectly get me to do some work, they keep gathering by my desk and discussing business matters....

 

No dice, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmps.

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Originally posted by Ken Barlow

I've been sitting at my desk doing absolutely no work for almost 3 hours now. I'm not even trying to hide it, stretching and yawning, spinning in my chair, 12oz in full view....

 

A guy could get used to leniancy like this....

 

Same here, but make that 3 days.

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eh, I'm hung over from all the free beer last night.

 

40k canadian...so that converts to 25K US currency? :lol: just messin' with ya man.

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im at work in my underwear about to crack an ice cold heinekin.

 

financial predictions indicate im going to make a lot of money this year. alotta lotta cash green hundred dollar bills inches thick in my wallet.

 

 

not to advertise, but my bones gonna be real stronger soon to.....

 

so uh......you know......you could say fuck a office job and take control.

 

 

www.imagine2020.com/765542402

 

fuck it.......even if you want to remain in cubicle helll........take the products they are really good for you.

 

in fact minerals and vitamin provided are really hard to get.

 

so im not advertising..no no.. im looking out for the health of your body and your bank account Ladies and Gentlemen.

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