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i got forwarded this

 

 

MasterCard Wedding

You gotta love this guy.....

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson

University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned

it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the

reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the

crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long

distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank

his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a

special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,

including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his

gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each

manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best

man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired

a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a

couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".

Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the

dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage

annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after

finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as

if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over

$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing

the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and

family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you

think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends

......................................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion

..........................................$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui

..............................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride

humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MASTERCARD

 

 

 

 

fuck the hoes

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ohhh shit, my one friend at work told me about that shit, fucking funniest shit ive ever heard. it amazing that guy could fucking go through the whole deal, and make it seem like he was forreal

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Guest SayOne

LOL... hopefullly that niggah also beat that pussy up before tossin tha peace sign

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wow!

 

Do NOT mess with this guy.

It's true that a well planned and executed revenge is

always better then just blowing up with rage.

 

'Revenge is a dish best served cold'

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ooooh man fuuuuck....damn i was ready to jump up and shout for that dude.....if that shit was real i woulda found the mother fucker and shook his hand.....weeeeeeww...good story....

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i don't see why people who make storie slike this up. of course it's fun to read, but it's not like they get $1 for every time it gets read.

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