Guest willy.wonka Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i went to this girls house last night and she was staying with he best friend whos husband is in the military.she had a broom on her front porch there were brooms on a lot of porches..so i go inside and smoke these bitches out.this married chick is lookin at me like she wants to fuck while some guy is in the other room.. that guy was not her husband..i found out that the whore put brooms outside thier front doors to show that thier husbands are gone and for other military men to come on over and fuck. fuckin trip out..getting some pussy last night was not even a challenge.. you want to come in..you want to sit down?? fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 word its all gravy we roll like the navy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 that's cool! (the brooms that is) I wish that there was an easy sign like that for straight, non-military, ordinary guys. I mean I see tons of red light bulbs, but I seriously doubt that there's whores behind those doors. maybe I should find out... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 hey willy.... happy 9000 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 silly ho's they should just cut a hole in the door and stick their poon by it so passer-by's can just fuck and bounce. USA! USA! USA! http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/derek3/images/classics/wwf%20hacksaw.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 at one of my old houses we put a red bulb in the light on the porch, and had a sign on the door saying "tonight is ladies night, girls get in free"... didn't work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 http://www.asel.udel.edu/dati/Broom.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 http://www.solsticestudios.net/images/witch.jpg'> oh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by dojafx word its all gravy we roll like the navy little girls, runnin around havin mad babies!! hahaha, yeah...Infamous Mobb! Man, I have to tell my cuzz about this shit, he is in the military. His wifey is home, on base, all alone too! yikes! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I hit it from the front I hit it from the back I hit it with a wiffle ball bat. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Re: silly ho's Originally posted by uncle-boy they should just cut a hole in the door and stick their poon by it so passer-by's can just fuck and bounce. USA! USA! USA! http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/derek3/images/classics/wwf%20hacksaw.jpg'> just so you know, i got more ho's than jim duggan. (hoooooooooooo!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 http://www.3dspline.com/gallery/Micah%20Richter/burning%20earth%20final.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 props to webster on the infamous tip infamous bangs your nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 they're all whores bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Hahahah that chuck norris post me laugh me ass off. Like some 1 said there should be a sign that girls can leave 2 show they wanna fuk.....why waste time when u could be getn it wet or paintn with your boys.Fuck head case lass's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 how can i be down. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 "and she'll even take the broomstick up the butt" -NWA http://www.fairviewlake.org/girl_broom.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 its being a hoar for the goverment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 That's awesome.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 its funny cause now i feel like i hold to a little gold mine..all my friends want to check out this area....and bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gangsta Lean Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- http://www.solsticestudios.net/images/witch.jpg'> oh shit. Now there's a chicken I'd fuck! Mad old school props go to Uncle for the Hacksaw (where's the Iron Sheik when you need him?) and to Europe for the NWA quote- I wasn't passing up the chance of my dick getting baptized... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 seems unbelievable but i just so happen to work on a military base in the summer...ill let you know of my findings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Damn, i'm gonna be looking for brooms on porches in every neighbourhood i roll through from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 http://www.3dspline.com/gallery/Orion%20Okeefe/mourning.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka its funny cause now i feel like i hold to a little gold mine..all my friends want to check out this area....and bone. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 http://www.shakers.org/csvillage/catimg/brooms-image.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno Man, I have to tell my cuzz about this shit, he is in the military. His wifey is home, on base, all alone too! yikes! :eek: word...obviously military dudes know about it since theyre going over to other houses to hit it....thats crazy, it sounds like a national swingers club or something... id be pissed if i came home and found a broom on my front porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Originally posted by rental word...obviously military dudes know about it since theyre going over to other houses to hit it....thats crazy, it sounds like a national swingers club or something... id be pissed if i came home and found a broom on my front porch pissed..you must not be mad enough cause id'e be way pass pissed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 so you hit it, right willy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 yo i find this hard to believe. i have no doubt that cock deprived militray wifes get a bit of extra dick on the side( god knows i would) but the broom thing is pretty ridiculous caus it says to everyone on base that I AM CHEATING ON MY MAN... and if the other military men utilize these brooms phnonema then everyone would know and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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